{"id":3021,"date":"2017-02-10T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2017-02-10T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3021"},"modified":"2017-02-09T14:44:36","modified_gmt":"2017-02-09T19:44:36","slug":"excel-twitter-20170210","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2017\/02\/10\/excel-twitter-20170210\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20170210"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Does Excel make you whine, or can it turn water into wine? If you&#8217;re not sure how to do that, ask one of the office dogs. Or, Google might know, if you can figure out how to ask.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/twitter20170210b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"If it fits in Excel it\u2019s not big data http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/twitter20170210b_thumb.png\" alt=\"If it fits in Excel it\u2019s not big data http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"199\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>One persons Excel problem is everyone&#8217;s Excel problem.<\/li>\n<li>an entire day of work drama because someone didn&#8217;t update one cell on an excel spreadsheet<\/li>\n<li>When you find an Excel shortcut that will literally save you a week&#8217;s worth of work<\/li>\n<li>If it fits in an Excel workbook, it&#8217;s definitely not &#8220;Big Data&#8221;. If it manages to crash Notepad, you might be looking at big data.<\/li>\n<li>When you spend an hour and half doing a stat problem then realize you could have (and were supposed to) do it in 3 clicks on Excel&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>I never knew what stupidity truly felt like until I tried to make pivot tables in excel<\/li>\n<li>When your classmate shows up to work on your finance project without excel<\/li>\n<li>I have a dream, that one day Excel won&#8217;t accost me with a million dialogs when saving a simple, stupid CSV.<\/li>\n<li>You know you&#8217;ve been working with developers too long when your latest Excel model doesn&#8217;t work and you want to report it as a bug<\/li>\n<li>I can always google my way through any excel problem but right now im having a hard time coming up with the question. .-.<\/li>\n<li>You know you&#8217;re a teacher when you can&#8217;t wait to color code your data in an Excel sheet! #LISDCIC #GET2PHE<\/li>\n<li>The most exciting part of work today was creating an excel sheet for my monthly expenses on my lunch hour. And y&#8217;all say I don&#8217;t look 25<\/li>\n<li>Did I tell you how I spent 2 hours of my work day today creating pixel art in Excel? Because I did.<\/li>\n<li>We&#8217;re trialling a &#8220;dogs in the office&#8221; policy this week at work. My dog is coming in tomorrow. I sure hope her Excel skills are on point<\/li>\n<li>I did one excel project for my former boss and he really thinks I can turn water into wine.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">One persons Excel problem is everyone&#8217;s Excel problem.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Magnanimous Jeff (@JeffForMayor) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JeffForMayor\/status\/828999019380744193\">February 7, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">an entire day of work drama because someone didn&#8217;t update one cell on an excel spreadsheet<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Easy D.V. (@emeralddeevee) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/emeralddeevee\/status\/829034258194763777\">February 7, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-cards=\"hidden\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">When you find an Excel shortcut that will literally save you a week&#8217;s worth of work <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/qhrdC40y2w\">pic.twitter.com\/qhrdC40y2w<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Dylan Hayden (@Dylanhayden) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Dylanhayden\/status\/829724418289065985\">February 9, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">If it fits in an Excel workbook, it&#8217;s definitely not &#8220;Big Data&#8221;. If it manages to crash Notepad, you might be looking at big data.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Cloud Cray (@CloudCray) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CloudCray\/status\/828983926161043456\">February 7, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">When you spend an hour and half doing a stat problem then realize you could have (and were supposed to) do it in 3 clicks on Excel&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 cara (@dontcaraboutu) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dontcaraboutu\/status\/829487836806148096\">February 9, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I never knew what stupidity truly felt like until I tried to make pivot tables in excel<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 gail the snail (@abifiala_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/abifiala_\/status\/828702840621297665\">February 6, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-cards=\"hidden\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">When your classmate shows up to work on your finance project without excel <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/p9CZSLPdif\">pic.twitter.com\/p9CZSLPdif<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Brendan Greene (@theBGreene) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/theBGreene\/status\/829384005615288321\">February 8, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I have a dream, that one day Excel won&#8217;t accost me with a million dialogs when saving a simple, stupid CSV.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 (((code merchant))) (@vongillern) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/vongillern\/status\/828993248987324417\">February 7, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">You know you&#8217;ve been working with developers too long when your latest Excel model doesn&#8217;t work and you want to report it as a bug<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Chris Henrick (@ChrisHenrick) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ChrisHenrick\/status\/828885454997053441\">February 7, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I can always google my way through any excel problem but right now im having a hard time coming up with the question. .-.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 jenny (@jennybo2) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jennybo2\/status\/829097234587283456\">February 7, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">You know you&#8217;re a teacher when you can&#8217;t wait to color code your data in an Excel sheet! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/LISDCIC?src=hash\">#LISDCIC<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/GET2PHE?src=hash\">#GET2PHE<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Kimm Ramirez (@MrsRamirezClass) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MrsRamirezClass\/status\/828764877506363392\">February 7, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">The most exciting part of work today was creating an excel sheet for my monthly expenses on my lunch hour. And y&#8217;all say I don&#8217;t look 25<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 hayleyyjay (@hayleyyjay) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hayleyyjay\/status\/829514385403949056\">February 9, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-cards=\"hidden\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Did I tell you how I spent 2 hours of my work day today creating pixel art in Excel? Because I did. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/LuThJ3VfVF\">pic.twitter.com\/LuThJ3VfVF<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Eden Chazard (@4ourty2wo) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/4ourty2wo\/status\/828708000839892993\">February 6, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">We&#8217;re trialling a &#8220;dogs in the office&#8221; policy this week at work. My dog is coming in tomorrow. I sure hope her Excel skills are on point<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Andy Thompson (@SweatyJester) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SweatyJester\/status\/828592200669765633\">February 6, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I did one excel project for my former boss and he really thinks I can turn water into wine.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Dawnie (@dawniieeeeee) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dawniieeeeee\/status\/827627378838900737\">February 3, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/twitter20170210a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"If it fits in Excel it\u2019s not big data http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/twitter20170210a_thumb.png\" alt=\"If it fits in Excel it\u2019s not big data http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"396\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JeffForMayor\/status\/828999019380744193\">Magnanimous Jeff<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/emeralddeevee\/status\/829034258194763777\">Emerald D.V.<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Dylanhayden\/status\/829724418289065985\">Dylan Hayden<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CloudCray\/status\/828983926161043456\">Cloud Cray<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dontcaraboutu\/status\/829487836806148096\">cara<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/abifiala_\/status\/828702840621297665\">gail the snail<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/theBGreene\/status\/829384005615288321\">Brendan Greene<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/vongillern\/status\/828993248987324417\">(((code merchant)))<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ChrisHenrick\/status\/828885454997053441\">Chris Henrick<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jennybo2\/status\/829097234587283456\">jenny<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MrsRamirezClass\/status\/828764877506363392\">Kimm Ramirez<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hayleyyjay\/status\/829514385403949056\">hayleyyjay<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/4ourty2wo\/status\/828708000839892993\">Eden Chazard<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SweatyJester\/status\/828592200669765633\">Andy Thompson<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dawniieeeeee\/status\/827627378838900737\">Dawnie<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c  no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Does Excel make you whine, or can it turn water into wine? 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