{"id":3028,"date":"2017-02-24T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2017-02-24T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3028"},"modified":"2017-02-23T14:42:24","modified_gmt":"2017-02-23T19:42:24","slug":"excel-twitter-20170224","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2017\/02\/24\/excel-twitter-20170224\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20170224"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Are Pivot Tables the magical genie of Excel? How many times will Excel crash today? Should you use lime green in your spreadsheets? If you had minored in Excel, you might know the answers to those questions.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/twitter20170224b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Pivot Tables: Magical Genie of Excel http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/twitter20170224b_thumb.png\" alt=\"Pivot Tables: Magical Genie of Excel http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"198\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Just discovered a wonderfully blinding shade of of lime that I know I really should not use for this professional Excel worksheet.<\/li>\n<li>That awkward moment when you try to hide a few rows in excel but accidentally hide the whole workbook &amp; it disappears. CTRL Z! CTRL Z!!<\/li>\n<li>Using Pivot Table in Excel to create a shopping list. Okay.. I admit..I may need help<\/li>\n<li>Tomorrow have meeting at work and by The Power of Excel, I shall overcome luddite inefficiency<\/li>\n<li>Pivot Tables are the magical genie of excel; incredibly powerful, rarely used correctly or intelligently. #AlwaysWishForMoreWishes #fb<\/li>\n<li>Today I get to to redesign an excel workbook I&#8217;ve been working with for 3 years. I&#8217;m so excited! #shouldbeadatabase #excelgeek<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m doing Excel spreadsheet work. Voluntarily. What is wrong with me?<\/li>\n<li>Tenth straight day at work. My blood is 85% Arabica and I see everything in terms of Excel formulas.<\/li>\n<li>There is a quiet satisfaction and beauty in a completely filled excel worksheet.<\/li>\n<li>Today I learned how to make a pivot table in excel. My life is wild.<\/li>\n<li>You should be able to minor in Excel bc some of the spreadsheet formulas at work are crazy and idk how ppl make them<\/li>\n<li>Did another 3.5 hrs of dayjob work after dayjob. No fiction today, except the fiction that I can make Excel do what I want.<\/li>\n<li>Just spent the last 60 minutes inside of a ~700k line excel document and pivot chart. It was heavenly.<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s time to play&#8230; how many times will Excel crash while I work, and how much time\/money will that cost me today!<\/li>\n<li>I knew my life was over the day I became visibly excited at a well-built Excel workbook<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Just discovered a wonderfully blinding shade of of lime that I know I really should not use for this professional Excel worksheet.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Seth Westenburg (@Sethers) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Sethers\/status\/832640717419749382\">February 17, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">That awkward moment when you try to hide a few rows in excel but accidentally hide the whole workbook &amp; it disappears. CTRL Z! CTRL Z!!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 KR (@DonCollieony) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DonCollieony\/status\/831818928460546049\">February 15, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Using Pivot Table in Excel to create a shopping list. Okay.. I admit..I may need help<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Katarina Wagnerova (@_KatkaW_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_KatkaW_\/status\/833709001506508800\">February 20, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Tomorrow have meeting at work and by The Power of Excel, I shall overcome luddite inefficiency<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Plummy Mummy (@plummy_mummy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/plummy_mummy\/status\/834500022142132224\">February 22, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Pivot Tables are the magical genie of excel: incredibly powerful, rarely used correctly or intelligently. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/AlwaysWishForMoreWishes?src=hash\">#AlwaysWishForMoreWishes<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/fb?src=hash\">#fb<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jeremy Klutts (@kluttsjd) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kluttsjd\/status\/831981283156819970\">February 15, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Today I get to to redesign an excel workbook I&#8217;ve been working with for 3 years. I&#8217;m so excited! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/shouldbeadatabase?src=hash\">#shouldbeadatabase<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/excelgeek?src=hash\">#excelgeek<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Emma Doodle (@aMuteDoodle) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/aMuteDoodle\/status\/832552631985922048\">February 17, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-cards=\"hidden\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I&#8217;m doing Excel spreadsheet work. Voluntarily. What is wrong with me? <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/WcvcxX7PwU\">pic.twitter.com\/WcvcxX7PwU<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Made in Joho (@KirstBallard) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KirstBallard\/status\/834103870603227137\">February 21, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Tenth straight day at work. My blood is 85% Arabica and I see everything in terms of Excel formulas.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Zach (@zrau) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/zrau\/status\/834414419526479872\">February 22, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">There is a quiet satisfaction and beauty in a completely filled excel worksheet.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Rens Cruz (@rvcruz2) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/rvcruz2\/status\/833716952745009153\">February 20, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Today I learned how to make a pivot table in excel. My life is wild.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jessica (@jeccisa11) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jeccisa11\/status\/832169079708475392\">February 16, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">You should be able to minor in Excel bc some of the spreadsheet formulas at work are crazy and idk how ppl make them<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Alex Barrett (@AlexJBarrett94) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AlexJBarrett94\/status\/834411441654476800\">February 22, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Did another 3.5 hrs of dayjob work after dayjob. No fiction today, except the fiction that I can make Excel do what I want.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Premee (@premeesaurus) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/premeesaurus\/status\/834654591581040643\">February 23, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Just spent the last 60 minutes inside of a ~700k line excel document and pivot chart. It was heavenly.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Adam R (@TheBoringRunner) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheBoringRunner\/status\/834602126147874816\">February 23, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">It&#8217;s time to play&#8230; how many times will Excel crash while I work, and how much time\/money will that cost me today!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Keaton White (@Shibusuke) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Shibusuke\/status\/834395382859853826\">February 22, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I knew my life was over the day I became visibly excited at a well-built Excel workbook<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jackson Harris (@bigjackharris) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bigjackharris\/status\/830903834243452931\">February 12, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/twitter20170224a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Pivot Tables: Magical Genie of Excel http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/twitter20170224a_thumb.png\" alt=\"Pivot Tables: Magical Genie of Excel http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"396\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Sethers\/status\/832640717419749382\">Seth Westenburg<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DonCollieony\/status\/831818928460546049\">KR<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_KatkaW_\/status\/833709001506508800\">Katarina Wagnerova<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/plummy_mummy\/status\/834500022142132224\">Plummy Mummy<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kluttsjd\/status\/831981283156819970\">Jeremy Klutts<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/aMuteDoodle\/status\/832552631985922048\">Emma Doodle<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KirstBallard\/status\/834103870603227137\">Made in Joho<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/zrau\/status\/834414419526479872\">Zach<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/rvcruz2\/status\/833716952745009153\">Rens Cruz<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jeccisa11\/status\/832169079708475392\">Jessica<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AlexJBarrett94\/status\/834411441654476800\">Alex Barrett<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/premeesaurus\/status\/834654591581040643\">Premee<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheBoringRunner\/status\/834602126147874816\">Adam R<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Shibusuke\/status\/834395382859853826\">Keaton White<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bigjackharris\/status\/830903834243452931\">Jackson Harris<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c  no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are Pivot Tables the magical genie of Excel? 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