{"id":3036,"date":"2017-03-03T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2017-03-03T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3036"},"modified":"2017-03-02T10:48:09","modified_gmt":"2017-03-02T15:48:09","slug":"excel-twitter-20170303","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2017\/03\/03\/excel-twitter-20170303\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20170303"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Has a frog ever saved you from an Excel file that was about to consume you? Or does Excel simply fix all your problems, while you listen to sea shanties?<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/twitter20170303b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"That look when you question someone\u2019s pivot table http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/twitter20170303b_thumb.png\" alt=\"That look when you question someone\u2019s pivot table http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"198\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>So. Staring at an excel spreadsheet does not result in work being done.<\/li>\n<li>I love Excel formulas more than I love myself. I create problems, Excel fixes them.<\/li>\n<li>The stupid stuff I dream about. Was swallowed up by an excel spreadsheet only to be saved by a frog- how does that even make sense?<\/li>\n<li>This is without a doubt the ugliest and yet more beautiful Excel solution to a problem I have come up with yet.<\/li>\n<li>you ever work on an excel so long it begins to consume you?<\/li>\n<li>Best part of an hour wasted on work expenses &#8211; Excel, photocopier, glue, calculator&#8230; when are robots stealing all the jobs again?<\/li>\n<li>I ate some salad, and now I&#8217;m going to sleep. Tomorrow, I will work on some Excel files. #Thuglife<\/li>\n<li>What a piece of work is a spreadsheet! How noble in reason! How delightful in structure! In form &amp; moving how it doth Excel<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m listening to sea shanties at work, it&#8217;s making this excel spreadsheet seem very whimsical and important<\/li>\n<li>When excel crashes and you hope it recovered all your work because you&#8217;re THAT PERSON who doesn&#8217;t save<\/li>\n<li>I just spent 3 hours on an excel work. Just when I was about to save, my system froze and juslaidat, 3 hours gone. No, I am not crying.<\/li>\n<li>After 10 years of avoiding using #excel as much as I could, I just did my first #vlookup. I LOVE excel! And I feel super smart right now LOL<\/li>\n<li>Excel what&#8217;s not to love? That is, when your figures are cooperating<\/li>\n<li>Me; I just need a simple timecard. I&#8217;ll put it into Excel to save time. Also me; Creates pseudo-database in Excel with pivot table reporting<\/li>\n<li>That look you get when you question someone&#8217;s pivot table<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">So. Staring at an excel spreadsheet does not result in work being done.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Adrian (@awedgewood) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/awedgewood\/status\/836967810475622403\">March 1, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I love Excel formulas more than I love myself. I create problems, Excel fixes them.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jenna McMurdo. (@Jenna_DeVil_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Jenna_DeVil_\/status\/836994302177763329\">March 1, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">The stupid stuff I dream about. Was swallowed up by an excel spreadsheet only to be saved by a frog- how does that even make sense?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Rita Chadha (comedy) (@RitsChadha) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RitsChadha\/status\/836387550847721478\">February 28, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">This is without a doubt the ugliest and yet more beautiful Excel solution to a problem I have come up with yet.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Andrew Martin (@RumourMacabre) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RumourMacabre\/status\/834122763644334081\">February 21, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">you ever work on an excel so long it begins to consume you?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Seth (@kevin_seth) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kevin_seth\/status\/836914354574528512\">March 1, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Best part of an hour wasted on work expenses &#8211; Excel, photocopier, glue, calculator&#8230; when are robots stealing all the jobs again?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Stephen Cornelius (@stphencornelius) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/stphencornelius\/status\/837275645902270466\">March 2, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/alexmonney\">@alexmonney<\/a> I ate some salad, and now I&#8217;m going to sleep. Tomorrow, I will work on some Excel files. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Thuglife?src=hash\">#Thuglife<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Rick Givens (@RickGivens) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RickGivens\/status\/837172695771017217\">March 2, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/fanficlibrarian\">@fanficlibrarian<\/a> What a piece of work is a spreadsheet! How noble in reason! How delightful in structure! In form &amp; moving how it doth Excel<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Cat (@whichstiel) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/whichstiel\/status\/836462681032912896\">February 28, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I&#8217;m listening to sea shanties at work, it&#8217;s making this excel spreadsheet seem very whimsical and important<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Emily Waddell (@callsignemily) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/callsignemily\/status\/836882354006294528\">March 1, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">When excel crashes and you hope it recovered all your work because you&#8217;re THAT PERSON who doesn&#8217;t save <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/6DTZTzPtkx\">pic.twitter.com\/6DTZTzPtkx<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 M i l y n n (@Mreowlynn) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Mreowlynn\/status\/836585058937028609\">February 28, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I just spent 3 hours on an excel work. Just when I was about to save, my system froze and juslaidat, 3 hours gone.<\/p>\n<p>No, I am not crying.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Alabo Ta (@ms_bobmanuel) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ms_bobmanuel\/status\/837103506062462976\">March 2, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">After 10 years of avoiding using <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/excel?src=hash\">#excel<\/a> as much as I could, I just did my first <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/vlookup?src=hash\">#vlookup<\/a>. I LOVE excel! And I feel super smart right now LOL<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Shabnam Osman (@ShabnamOsman) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ShabnamOsman\/status\/835953997307604996\">February 26, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Excel what&#8217;s not to love? That is, when your figures are cooperating<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Nkund\u00eb M.C (@nkundecat) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nkundecat\/status\/835882846933901312\">February 26, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Me: I just need a simple timecard. I&#8217;ll put it into Excel to save time.<br \/>\nAlso me: Creates pseudo-database in Excel with pivot table reporting<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Deramin (@otdderamin) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/otdderamin\/status\/836759733008658433\">March 1, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">That look you get when you question someone&#8217;s pivot table<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jon G (@jgeeeeer) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jgeeeeer\/status\/836596238111891457\">February 28, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/twitter20170303a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"That look when you question someone\u2019s pivot table http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/twitter20170303a_thumb.png\" alt=\"That look when you question someone\u2019s pivot table http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"396\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/awedgewood\/status\/836967810475622403\">Adrian <\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Jenna_DeVil_\/status\/836994302177763329\">Jenna McMurdo.<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RitsChadha\/status\/836387550847721478\">Rita Chadha (comedy)<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RumourMacabre\/status\/834122763644334081\">Andrew Martin<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kevin_seth\/status\/836914354574528512\">Seth<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/stphencornelius\/status\/837275645902270466\">Stephen Cornelius<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RickGivens\/status\/837172695771017217\">Rick Givens<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/whichstiel\/status\/836462681032912896\">Cat<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/callsignemily\/status\/836882354006294528\">Emily Waddell<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Mreowlynn\/status\/836585058937028609\">M i l y n n<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ms_bobmanuel\/status\/837103506062462976\">Alabo Ta<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ShabnamOsman\/status\/835953997307604996\">Shabnam Osman<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nkundecat\/status\/835882846933901312\">Nkund\u00eb M.C<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/otdderamin\/status\/836759733008658433\">Deramin<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jgeeeeer\/status\/836596238111891457\">Jon G<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c  no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer; top: 3831px; left: 20px;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Has a frog ever saved you from an Excel file that was about to consume you? 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