{"id":304,"date":"2010-03-15T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-15T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/15\/excel-twitters-20100315\/"},"modified":"2010-03-15T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-03-15T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitters-20100315","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/15\/excel-twitters-20100315\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20100315"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That course with chocolate, creative writing and Excel sounds great! Oh, never mind, it\u2019s three separate courses. Maybe I\u2019ll try to find a job that\u2019s serves free alcohol instead, and turn my Excel sheets into Spanish or Chinese.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I am awesome. I AM THE MASTER OF EXCEL! Epic spreadsheet of epic #sxsw bands we want to see. Over 100 shows all nicely organized. *EXCITED* <\/li>\n<li>Laugh if you will about my Excel models for everything. Super handy for party planning. True test will be FC vs actual of course #BigFourOH <\/li>\n<li>I had to go *buy a book* on Excel charts to figure out how to do things I&#8217;d known how to do for more than a decade. <\/li>\n<li>microsoft excel does some cool stuff, but i have had enough fun today <\/li>\n<li>found some cool Excel Add-in tools for exporting Charts as graphics at <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/9UirUS\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/9UirUS<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/cGiD4a\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/cGiD4a<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>I tried to create an Excel form. It was a disaster. I hate math. Free lunch if you can help. <\/li>\n<li>Microsoft confirmed today that a security update for its Excel spreadsheet had turned English text &#8230; into Chinese <a href=\"http:\/\/ping.fm\/bQs2W\">http:\/\/ping.fm\/bQs2W<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>46 inches of excel fury <a href=\"http:\/\/twitpic.com\/18hw7q\">http:\/\/twitpic.com\/18hw7q<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>I used to work in call centre in IT sales &amp; we used to get some great ones. &quot;What&#8217;s the upgrade path from Excel to Win98?&quot; <\/li>\n<li>maybe an Excel bug is why Westin is chopping ABC News jobs on an economic upswing @chucktodd <\/li>\n<li>Building excel sheets is like pleasing a woman, easy to start impossible to finish <\/li>\n<li>I can give you some ten year olds that know how to use excel! <\/li>\n<li>one EXCEL, to rule them all! :))) <\/li>\n<li>Is there an on-line tutorial or something that can help me operate Microsoft Excel? <\/li>\n<li>The truth, via Excel: <a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/yfscjbt\">http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/yfscjbt<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Bustin&#8217; out mah mad Excel skillz to make graph of opium imports in 19th C. China. Oh, yeah. That&#8217;s how I roll. <\/li>\n<li>Arlington Community Ed: Chocolate tasting, creative writing &amp; Excel: Courses will include in-class writing .. <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/94HuAK\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/94HuAK<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>So my mom calls me to go over an excel thing I&#8217;m doing for her and then tells me to hold on while she listens to the radio. ????????? <\/li>\n<li>If Excel Were a Car&#8230; The help line would be staffed by people who know less about your car than you do! #ohsotrue <\/li>\n<li>I hate when they serve free alchohol at the job. I can never resist my Excel sheets turn into Spanish. Took me 30 min to tweet this, haha! <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That course with chocolate, creative writing and Excel sounds great! Oh, never mind, it\u2019s three separate courses. Maybe I\u2019ll try to find a job that\u2019s serves free alcohol instead, and turn my Excel sheets into Spanish or Chinese. I am awesome. I AM THE MASTER OF EXCEL! Epic spreadsheet of epic #sxsw bands we want &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/15\/excel-twitters-20100315\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20100315&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-304","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=304"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}