{"id":3043,"date":"2017-03-10T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2017-03-10T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3043"},"modified":"2017-03-09T09:30:05","modified_gmt":"2017-03-09T14:30:05","slug":"excel-twitter-20170310","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2017\/03\/10\/excel-twitter-20170310\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20170310"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Would you rather talk to your mom about Excel, or stand in the freezing rain? No matter which you choose, be careful that you don&#8217;t drag your pivot table off the edge of your monitor.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/twitter20170310b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Being the Excel nerd at work has its perks and downfalls http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/twitter20170310b_thumb.png\" alt=\"Being the Excel nerd at work has its perks and downfalls http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"401\" height=\"201\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>My mom is the only one who understands me. We I have been talking about our love for excel for the last hour LOL<\/li>\n<li>Boss just asked me if I know Excel. &#8220;Not at all,&#8221; I lied, thus deflecting a request to do extra work.<\/li>\n<li>When you finally set aside time to call #IT and you can&#8217;t replicate the problem anymore. #excel #mustbeusererror #Monday<\/li>\n<li>You accidentally drag your pivot table off the edge of your monitor. Everything in your room is suddenly stacked into columns.<\/li>\n<li>@EvolvingWild I hear &#8220;excel problem&#8221; and i think &#8220;maybe i can help.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>If someone is code reviewing an Excel file parser in depth and is enjoying that, should they ask for medical help?Asking for a friend.<\/li>\n<li>Who would rather stand in the freezing rain than have to work with Excel?<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m a little over-proud of myself for that two column pivot table I just did. On that note, the &#8220;pivot table&#8221; gif search is fascinating.<\/li>\n<li>Nerding out over how cool and complex some of our excel files are at work. This is what my life has become<\/li>\n<li>Being the excel nerd at work has it perks and downfalls<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">My mom is the only one who understands me. We I have been talking about our love for excel for the last hour LOL<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Syd (@sydney_albrecht) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sydney_albrecht\/status\/838849768621133825\">March 6, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Boss just asked me if I know Excel. &#8220;Not at all,&#8221; I lied, thus deflecting a request to do extra work.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Vegan Nutella (@nibORee) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nibORee\/status\/839081582862483456\">March 7, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">When you finally set aside time to call <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/IT?src=hash\">#IT<\/a> and you can&#8217;t replicate the problem anymore. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/excel?src=hash\">#excel<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/mustbeusererror?src=hash\">#mustbeusererror<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/monday?src=hash\">#monday<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ashley Baker (@ashnewmedia) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ashnewmedia\/status\/838769540515397633\">March 6, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">You accidentally drag your pivot table off the edge of your monitor. Everything in your room is suddenly stacked into columns.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Specialis Foucault (@TheDoorTHEDOOR) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheDoorTHEDOOR\/status\/839689083987308545\">March 9, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/EvolvingWild\">@EvolvingWild<\/a> I hear &#8220;excel problem&#8221; and i think &#8220;maybe i can help.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 FSB Agent (@DrunkenKarnie) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DrunkenKarnie\/status\/838976250886696962\">March 7, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">If someone is code reviewing an Excel file parser in depth and is enjoying that, should they ask for medical help?<\/p>\n<p>Asking for a friend.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Dominykas Bly\u017e\u0117 (@eDominykas) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/eDominykas\/status\/838735421014228993\">March 6, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Who would rather stand in the freezing rain than have to work with Excel?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Pamela Denny (@chicgreenchick) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/chicgreenchick\/status\/839574932501774336\">March 8, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I&#8217;m a little over-proud of myself for that two column pivot table I just did. On that note, the &#8220;pivot table&#8221; gif search is fascinating.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Dread Pirate Poodle (@lilacwire) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lilacwire\/status\/839261401466171392\">March 7, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Nerding out over how cool and complex some of our excel files are at work. This is what my life has become<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jeff Sherden (@JeffSherden) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JeffSherden\/status\/839296338625953793\">March 8, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Being the excel nerd at work has it perks and downfalls <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/wuaQqTINV2\">pic.twitter.com\/wuaQqTINV2<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \u00baBrix (@MBrix23) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MBrix23\/status\/839206938445479937\">March 7, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/twitter20170310a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Being the Excel nerd at work has its perks and downfalls http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/twitter20170310a_thumb.png\" alt=\"Being the Excel nerd at work has its perks and downfalls http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"401\" height=\"401\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sydney_albrecht\/status\/838849768621133825\">Syd<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nibORee\/status\/839081582862483456\">Vegan Nutella<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ashnewmedia\/status\/838769540515397633\">Ashley Baker<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheDoorTHEDOOR\/status\/839689083987308545\">Specialis Foucault<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DrunkenKarnie\/status\/838976250886696962\">FSB Agent<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/eDominykas\/status\/838735421014228993\">Dominykas Bly\u017e\u0117<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/chicgreenchick\/status\/839574932501774336\">Pamela Denny<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lilacwire\/status\/839261401466171392\">Dread Pirate Poodle<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JeffSherden\/status\/839296338625953793\">Jeff Sherden<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MBrix23\/status\/839206938445479937\">\u00baBrix<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Would you rather talk to your mom about Excel, or stand in the freezing rain? 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