{"id":305,"date":"2010-03-16T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-16T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/16\/excel-twitters-20100316\/"},"modified":"2010-03-16T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-03-16T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitters-20100316","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/16\/excel-twitters-20100316\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20100316"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some important lessons in today\u2019s Excel tweets \u2013 save your work frequently, don\u2019t delete your tax files before you submit them, and Excel is more important than showering.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>everyone else here @ starbucks is working on excel spreadsheets. i&#8217;m writing erotika. i think im out of place. <\/li>\n<li>Just got sent an Excel spreadsheet with the instructions &quot;Can you please password protect this document and send it back to me?&quot;. Um. Okay. <\/li>\n<li>I am *always* too muddled to open an excel spreadsheet <\/li>\n<li>Made it to Uni today. Got a day of SPSS &#8211; possibly the hardest software ever made, it&#8217;s like Microsoft Excel with Autism. <\/li>\n<li>Prefers when excel crashes *before* putting an hour worth of work into it <\/li>\n<li>Expanding to 96 teams (however it&#8217;s done) will DESTROY my perfectly-fashioned March Madness Excel spreadsheet! I vote NO! <\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t like Excel, it&#8217;s too hard, why stupid formulas &amp; stuff i don&#8217;t get it! maybe i should have got the excel for dummies book <\/li>\n<li>I need someone to teach me how to use excel properly <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m doing credit card rewards\/cash back analysis in MS Excel.. fun fun fun at 6 a.m. ! <\/li>\n<li>Another good one &#8211; &quot;I&#8217;m having trouble opening an Excel spreadsheet&quot;, &quot;do you have Excel?&quot;, &quot;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.no&quot; <\/li>\n<li>This is stupid,why are we learning how to work Excel, this middle school <\/li>\n<li>Damn it, Excel. Maybe I WANT my formula to create a circular reference. JUST DO IT. <\/li>\n<li>My latest blog post on integrating #cucumber with Excel can be found here: <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/bQtGJV\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/bQtGJV<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>omg, i just accidentally closed my excel file and then saved itmonths of work lost. why cant I undo a save.. Im dead <\/li>\n<li>Deleted my taxes Excel workbook for 2009 before sending it out. Oops. Let&#8217;s see if one of these 3 undelete apps will find it &#8211; in FileVault. <\/li>\n<li>getting acquainted with Excel&#8230; must complete this assignment tonight to get excel back out of my life. <\/li>\n<li>Change view to &quot;Normal&quot; not &quot;Page View&quot; in options. Exit excel and relaunch. Problem with Page View uber slowness. <\/li>\n<li>OH. GO ME. Just finished Excel Homework for Stats&#8230; on to the book work. I&#8217;ll shower tomorrow. <\/li>\n<li>Excel course took a nose-dive before lunch &#8211; do not tackle IFs ORs and ANDs on an empty stomach. <\/li>\n<li>it&#8217;s only truely hardcore if you use a pivot table&#8230; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Table Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Table Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some important lessons in today\u2019s Excel tweets \u2013 save your work frequently, don\u2019t delete your tax files before you submit them, and Excel is more important than showering. everyone else here @ starbucks is working on excel spreadsheets. i&#8217;m writing erotika. i think im out of place. Just got sent an Excel spreadsheet with the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/16\/excel-twitters-20100316\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20100316&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-305","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/305","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=305"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/305\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=305"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=305"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=305"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}