{"id":306,"date":"2010-03-17T00:03:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-17T04:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/17\/excel-twitters-20100317\/"},"modified":"2010-03-16T15:45:57","modified_gmt":"2010-03-16T19:45:57","slug":"excel-twitters-20100317","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/17\/excel-twitters-20100317\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20100317"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No one was making Excel related St. Patrick\u2019s Day plans in Twitter yesterday, but they were busy doing other things, like trying to get Excel to look good on a Kindle, and losing all their tax entries.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Finally figured out how to convert date&amp;time to elapsed hours on excel, sense of achievement marred by headache from lack of sleep. <\/li>\n<li>Maybe it&#8217;s &quot;mess with the really nice people who don&#8217;t deserve it&quot; day for Excel! <\/li>\n<li>I concerned; I speak excel as a second language but I don&#8217;t organise my life thru it. I only know one other person that does&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Just lost my entire day&#8217;s worth of work by closing the wrong excel file&#8230;crazy. So how about that there Monday??? <\/li>\n<li>Yay sunshine, too bad I&#8217;m indoors working on a dumb lab report&#8230; Excel needs to start giving me more reasonable numbers&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>dear excel spreadsheet with &gt;18000 cells I have to worry about, you&#8217;re making my laptop make funny noises. &gt;:( <\/li>\n<li>Tech call. User having an Excel problem w\/ AutoSum always returning 0. When I went 2 look his values were: 2000,-2000,3500-3500,etc&#8230; #LOL <\/li>\n<li>it always surprises me that there are people that work in Excel everyday and still don&#8217;t understand the basic concepts of it. <\/li>\n<li>3 hrs of tax entries in an Excel spreadsheet just crashed and I lost everything.. Its hard to describe this level of anger I have right now. <\/li>\n<li>An excel spreadsheet contains 65536 rows and 204 (IV) columns. Thats how bored i was at work. <\/li>\n<li>my god do I hate Excel, when it comes to complex formulae. It&#8217;s faster to just add it up on pen and paper. <\/li>\n<li>Sales is going to love me. Color-coding sections of my excel project. <\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t know why I just spent an hour on a stupid Excel graph. According to Yahoo! Answers&#8230; optimal pH of peroxidase is 5.0! Eff. <\/li>\n<li>It shouldn&#8217;t be this hard to get an Excel sheet to look good on a Kindle <\/li>\n<li>Its sad that a 73% in excel turns out to be a B+ <\/li>\n<li>Its surprising to me how many people would not be able to add or do division without Excel. Now if only my boss knew how to write a formula. <\/li>\n<li>This teacher said he was gonna show us this new spreadsheet program &#8211; EXCEL&#8230;..lol <\/li>\n<li>Oh excel, I take back all the bad things I thought about you, for I have just found you have a quartile function &lt;3 <\/li>\n<li>I like to lean back after completing a memorable Excel spreadsheet and mutter &quot;I remember when this was all fields&quot; <\/li>\n<li>that&#8217;s right ladies, i may not be able to build you a spice rack, but i can sure as hell make you a pivot table. that&#8217;s hot, right? <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Data Entry Tips\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlDataEntry01.html\">Excel Data Entry Tips<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No one was making Excel related St. Patrick\u2019s Day plans in Twitter yesterday, but they were busy doing other things, like trying to get Excel to look good on a Kindle, and losing all their tax entries. Finally figured out how to convert date&amp;time to elapsed hours on excel, sense of achievement marred by headache &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/17\/excel-twitters-20100317\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20100317&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-306","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/306","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=306"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/306\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":307,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/306\/revisions\/307"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=306"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=306"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}