{"id":308,"date":"2010-03-18T00:03:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-18T04:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/18\/excel-twitters-20100318\/"},"modified":"2010-03-18T00:03:00","modified_gmt":"2010-03-18T04:03:00","slug":"excel-twitters-20100318","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/18\/excel-twitters-20100318\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20100318"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Great, now that Love Shack song is stuck in my head. Maybe some chips, chocolate and Coke, or a VLookup formula, will drive it out.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Excel says I divided by 0 and I didn&#8217;t. Computers are stupid. <\/li>\n<li>After doing an Excel spreadsheet, there&#8217;s 7 NFL teams I like\/love and 7 teams I despise\/hate <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m in bed thinking about excel formulas. And hoping I don&#8217;t be a prisoner of war tonight. Please ah. <\/li>\n<li>Oh no excel, please don&#8217;t do that. No. Just give yourself a moment. Don&#8217;t shut down. No no no. Ohhhh. You bastard. <\/li>\n<li>Filling out a bracket for a pool my aunt is organizing. I gotta hand it to her, the Excel Spreadsheet she made for it is a thing of beauty. <\/li>\n<li>People are amazed by the simplest Excel functions. People like my boss and others who use this program everyday&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Just selected cell B52 in an #Excel spreadsheet and all of a sudden &quot;Love Shack&quot; started playing in my head. <\/li>\n<li>GRRRRRRRRR&#8230; someone sat down at my desk and killed a window&#8230; wiping out an hour and a half of excel spreadsheet creation. <\/li>\n<li>is going to plot her life in an Excel spreadsheet and get to bed tonight before 10 p.m. AND I&#8217;m baking a cake. <\/li>\n<li>No. of people we meant to invite to work marketing event = 348. No. of invitations sent = 1,140. Oops! Damn Excel filters&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>A few of my favorite things: People who write posts on how to make excel formulas &amp; cutting down 5 hour projects to 5 mintues. &lt;3 <\/li>\n<li>don&#8217;t know what a vlookup is, but formulas i&#8217;ve used work ok. i&#8217;m sure a serious excel nerd might have a different opinion. <\/li>\n<li>Is there a sexier officer program than #excel? What can&#8217;t it do? <\/li>\n<li>Trying to replace an old paper-and-Excel system with a formal database. Tough when so much of the reporting relies on &quot;freestyle&quot; data. <\/li>\n<li>Chips, chocolate and Coke-soulfood of the Excel spreadsheet worker. <\/li>\n<li>I wish people here would swear. Or hit each other. Or something. Good grief work&#8217;s boring today. Ah well, back to editing excel. <\/li>\n<li>I successfully taught a 70 year old woman about absolute vs. relative references in Excel. I&#8217;m awesome at my job. <\/li>\n<li>Just made an excel spreadsheet to show my boss when I ask for a raise. I really hope this goes well! <\/li>\n<li>ooo i&#8217;ve worked out how to do a pie chart on excel. I know feel like no matter what the results, the dissertation will look professional! <\/li>\n<li>Wish I knew an Excel ninja. By which I mean someone who could quickly and silently destroy it. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Great, now that Love Shack song is stuck in my head. Maybe some chips, chocolate and Coke, or a VLookup formula, will drive it out. Excel says I divided by 0 and I didn&#8217;t. Computers are stupid. After doing an Excel spreadsheet, there&#8217;s 7 NFL teams I like\/love and 7 teams I despise\/hate I&#8217;m in &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/18\/excel-twitters-20100318\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20100318&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-308","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/308","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=308"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/308\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}