{"id":3089,"date":"2017-03-17T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2017-03-17T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3089"},"modified":"2017-03-17T14:50:58","modified_gmt":"2017-03-17T18:50:58","slug":"excel-twitter-20170317","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2017\/03\/17\/excel-twitter-20170317\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20170317"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Working in Excel is a good excuse for not going out in the snow. Just make sure you have some coffee before you start doing the difficult stuff. And remember to close that shared file when you&#8217;re done with it!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/twitter20170317b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"You know there's a problem when Excel gets involved. http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/twitter20170317b_thumb.png\" alt=\"You know there's a problem when Excel gets involved. http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"401\" height=\"201\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>you know there&#8217;s a problem when Excel gets involved<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m actually teaching a spreadsheet class this semester to HS seniors. They don&#8217;t all love Excel. Yet.<\/li>\n<li>The older I get, the more I have to work in Excel.<\/li>\n<li>No sane person should be porting Excel VBA code for Windows to Excel VBA for Mac this early in the morning. Especially without coffee.<\/li>\n<li>Me: *pulls a million data points Excel: no problem! Me: *clicks on fonts drop-down menu Excel: Critical error! *blue screen<\/li>\n<li>At least half of my job is asking coworkers to pls for the love of God remember to close out of the shared excel doc so I can make changes<\/li>\n<li>Doing MS Excel practice exercises after work cause I don&#8217;t want to jog. #NeverStopLearning #HateThisSnow #PositionYourSelfToSucceed<\/li>\n<li>You know you love your job when you dream of a new #spreadsheet &amp; wake up with #pivot tables on the brain! #excel<\/li>\n<li>Ms Excel almost made me look stupid today.<\/li>\n<li>You might think I would have learned to stop and save my work every 15 minutes in Excel. I have not.<\/li>\n<li>First day of work, let&#8217;s hope they don&#8217;t ask me to use excel<\/li>\n<li>Boss: How well do you know Pivot Tables? Me: Uh like a five? Me: *googles &#8220;what is a pivot table&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Thank you pivot table. You saved me.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SteelyDanM\">@SteelyDanM<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Blerkotron\">@Blerkotron<\/a> you know there&#8217;s a problem when Excel gets involved<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Bob. (@bob74online) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bob74online\/status\/841980750278873088\">March 15, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Naerchanqt\">@Naerchanqt<\/a> I&#8217;m actually teaching a spreadsheet class this semester to HS seniors. They don&#8217;t all love Excel. Yet.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Sanellek (@sanellek) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sanellek\/status\/841082589783957505\">March 13, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">The older I get, the more I have to work in Excel.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Dale Cruse (@dalecruse) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dalecruse\/status\/841761042036273152\">March 14, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">No sane person should be porting Excel VBA code for Windows to Excel VBA for Mac this early in the morning. Especially without coffee.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Beemerang (@ThisBikerBoy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ThisBikerBoy\/status\/841502508782620673\">March 14, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Me: *pulls a million data points<br \/>\nExcel: no problem!<br \/>\nMe: *clicks on fonts drop-down menu<br \/>\nExcel: Critical error! *blue screen<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Dyllan Walker (@DyllanWalker) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DyllanWalker\/status\/840187296821448704\">March 10, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">At least half of my job is asking coworkers to pls for the love of God remember to close out of the shared excel doc so I can make changes<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Caitlin \u26af\u035b (@caitlinrcrews) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/caitlinrcrews\/status\/839883820539183104\">March 9, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Doing MS Excel practice exercises after work cause I don&#8217;t want to jog. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/NeverStopLearning?src=hash\">#NeverStopLearning<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/HateThisSnow?src=hash\">#HateThisSnow<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/PositionYourSelfToSucceed?src=hash\">#PositionYourSelfToSucceed<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ron P. (@MikePateli) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MikePateli\/status\/841791392359809026\">March 14, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-cards=\"hidden\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">You know you love your job when you dream of a new <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/spreadsheet?src=hash\">#spreadsheet<\/a> &amp; wake up with <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/pivot?src=hash\">#pivot<\/a> tables on the brain! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/excel?src=hash\">#excel<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/i1qj7s5UiE\">pic.twitter.com\/i1qj7s5UiE<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Vicky Simpkins (@VickySimpkins) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/VickySimpkins\/status\/841790371038429184\">March 14, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Ms Excel almost made me look stupid today.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Kainene (@aasadamilola) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/aasadamilola\/status\/841779179804852229\">March 14, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">You might think I would have learned to stop and save my work every 15 minutes in Excel. I have not.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Wesley B. Hartline (@WesHartline) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/WesHartline\/status\/841367180344205312\">March 13, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">First day of work, let&#8217;s hope they don&#8217;t ask me to use excel<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 J (@FallBackMa_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FallBackMa_\/status\/841280655392690179\">March 13, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Boss: How well do you know Pivot Tables?<br \/>\nMe: Uh like a five?<br \/>\nMe: *googles &#8220;what is a pivot table&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Meagan Sass (@Nutmeg_Sass) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Nutmeg_Sass\/status\/841340273523331073\">March 13, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Thank you pivot table. You saved me.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 rolyn (@araquiel_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/araquiel_\/status\/841914311031304192\">March 15, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/twitter20170317a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"You know there's a problem when Excel gets involved. http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/twitter20170317a_thumb.png\" alt=\"You know there's a problem when Excel gets involved. http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"401\" height=\"401\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bob74online\/status\/841980750278873088\">Bob.<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sanellek\/status\/841082589783957505\">Sanellek<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dalecruse\/status\/841761042036273152\">Dale Cruse<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ThisBikerBoy\/status\/841502508782620673\">Beemerang<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DyllanWalker\/status\/840187296821448704\">Dyllan Walker<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/caitlinrcrews\/status\/839883820539183104\">Caitlin \u26af\u035b<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MikePateli\/status\/841791392359809026\">Ron P.<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/VickySimpkins\/status\/841790371038429184\">Vicky Simpkins<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/aasadamilola\/status\/841779179804852229\">Kainene<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/WesHartline\/status\/841367180344205312\">Wesley B. 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