{"id":3098,"date":"2017-03-24T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2017-03-24T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3098"},"modified":"2017-03-23T10:36:11","modified_gmt":"2017-03-23T14:36:11","slug":"excel-twitter-20170324","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2017\/03\/24\/excel-twitter-20170324\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20170324"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The war with Excel continues. I&#8217;ve had a few battles with it, but never needed to use a sander! Now get back to making pie charts, and watching other people use Excel.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/twitter20170324b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Stand back! I\u2019m wielding a pivot table http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/twitter20170324b_thumb.png\" alt=\"Stand back! I\u2019m wielding a pivot table http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"198\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>No feeling quite like getting an excel formula to work after a long fought battle<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s 10:53am and I&#8217;m tired of Excel already. Plus I typed up a massive piece of work and didn&#8217;t save it<\/li>\n<li>A macroaggression is when you create a macro in a coworker&#8217;s Excel that makes CTRL+Z close without saving the workbook.<\/li>\n<li>I want to make a list of the pros and cons of the new Beauty and the Beast movie and put them into a pivot table or graph it, something<\/li>\n<li>Number of times I hit ctrl-a in OSX excel and brought up stupid formula helper and hated life today: 6, and counting<\/li>\n<li>To write code for ad hoc requests or tempt fate and run the function in excel. I&#8217;ve done things with INDEX-MATCH I&#8217;m not proud of. #analyst<\/li>\n<li>While anyone who\u2019s made a pie chart in Excel could reasonably be said to &#8216;do data visualization&#8217;. Yesss! Recognition at last!<\/li>\n<li>For the love of my sanity&#8230; please may I borrow a sander and please can an excel wiz come over tonight? Please!<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m in denial about the fact that I lost hours of work in an unsaved excel doc cause THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY I COULD BE SO STUPID. #butIam<\/li>\n<li>If ever you wanted confirmation that there are many, many ways to solve a problem, then watch someone else on Excel.<\/li>\n<li>it\u2019s almost as good as \u201chiding\u201d passwords in the second worksheet of an excel workbook. \ud83d\ude09<\/li>\n<li>I had a nightmare about an excel worksheet and if that doesn&#8217;t show how subconsciously stressed I am 24\/7 idk what will<\/li>\n<li>Step away from the free infographic website and just make me a bar chart in Excel, thanks<\/li>\n<li>I put actual code in excel today to make it do something and I feel so fancy now<\/li>\n<li>Stand back, for I am wielding a PIVOT TABLE!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">No feeling quite like getting an excel formula to work after a long fought battle<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mitch Glordan (@M_glordan) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/M_glordan\/status\/844391428394536961\">March 22, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">It&#8217;s 10:53am and I&#8217;m tired of Excel already. Plus I typed up a massive piece of work and didn&#8217;t save it<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Lauren (@LaurenAmosx) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LaurenAmosx\/status\/844864801503297537\">March 23, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/schleyman4\">@schleyman4<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Popehat\">@Popehat<\/a> A macroaggression is when you create a macro in a coworker&#8217;s Excel that makes CTRL+Z close without saving the workbook.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Greedo (@YoungGreedo) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/YoungGreedo\/status\/844587995718045696\">March 22, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I want to make a list of the pros and cons of the new Beauty and the Beast movie and put them into a pivot table or graph it, something<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Tavie rhymes w\/gravy (@TheRealTavie) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheRealTavie\/status\/842942938216841217\">March 18, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Number of times I hit ctrl-a in OSX excel and brought up stupid formula helper and hated life today: 6, and counting<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Randy Au (@Randy_Au) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Randy_Au\/status\/844589209943969792\">March 22, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">To write code for ad hoc requests or tempt fate and run the function in excel. I&#8217;ve done things with INDEX-MATCH I&#8217;m not proud of. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/analyst?src=hash\">#analyst<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/XIYuIbRhSw\">https:\/\/t.co\/XIYuIbRhSw<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Daniel K. (@worldisall) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/worldisall\/status\/844637337200087041\">March 22, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">&#8220;While anyone who\u2019s made a pie chart in Excel could reasonably be said to &#8216;do data visualization'&#8221;. Yesss! Recognition at last!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jorge Camoes (@camoesjo) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/camoesjo\/status\/844327509818781696\">March 21, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">For the love of my sanity&#8230; please may I borrow a sander and please can an excel wiz come over tonight? Please!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 NEARealEstateSchool (@NEARealEstateSc) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NEARealEstateSc\/status\/842862179040870400\">March 17, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I&#8217;m in denial about the fact that I lost hours of work in an unsaved excel doc cause THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY I COULD BE SO STUPID. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/butIam?src=hash\">#butIam<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 K A T (@emeraldcitylove) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/emeraldcitylove\/status\/844300022720036864\">March 21, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">If ever you wanted confirmation that there are many, many ways to solve a problem, then watch someone else on Excel.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Simmo (@Crabbtales) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Crabbtales\/status\/842288798406959104\">March 16, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jenfilla\">@jenfilla<\/a> it\u2019s almost as good as \u201chiding\u201d passwords in the second worksheet of an excel workbook. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Tara Horner (@TheOtherTara) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheOtherTara\/status\/843922241364545536\">March 20, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I had a nightmare about an excel worksheet and if that doesn&#8217;t show how subconsciously stressed I am 24\/7 idk what will<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Anna (@anna_star8) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/anna_star8\/status\/842438063313833984\">March 16, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Step away from the free infographic website and just make me a bar chart in Excel, thanks<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Luke Temple (@la_temple) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/la_temple\/status\/844294748928180224\">March 21, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I put actual code in excel today to make it do something and I feel so fancy now<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 helicopterdogmom (@LadyAndTheDood) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LadyAndTheDood\/status\/844287037809311744\">March 21, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Stand back, for I am wielding a PIVOT TABLE!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Benjamin (@BenjaminMosior) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BenjaminMosior\/status\/843754485860237312\">March 20, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/twitter20170324a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Stand back! I\u2019m wielding a pivot table http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/twitter20170324a_thumb.png\" alt=\"Stand back! I\u2019m wielding a pivot table http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"396\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/M_glordan\/status\/844391428394536961\">Mitch Glordan<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LaurenAmosx\/status\/844864801503297537\">Lauren<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/YoungGreedo\/status\/844587995718045696\">Greedo<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheRealTavie\/status\/842942938216841217\">Tavie rhymes w\/gravy<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Randy_Au\/status\/844589209943969792\">Randy Au<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/worldisall\/status\/844637337200087041\">Daniel K.<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/camoesjo\/status\/844327509818781696\">Jorge Camoes<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NEARealEstateSc\/status\/842862179040870400\">NEARealEstateSchool<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/emeraldcitylove\/status\/844300022720036864\">K A T<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Crabbtales\/status\/842288798406959104\">Simmo<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheOtherTara\/status\/843922241364545536\">Tara Horner<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/anna_star8\/status\/842438063313833984\">Anna<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/la_temple\/status\/844294748928180224\">Luke Temple<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LadyAndTheDood\/status\/844287037809311744\">helicopterdogmom<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BenjaminMosior\/status\/843754485860237312\">Benjamin<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c  no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The war with Excel continues. 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