{"id":312,"date":"2010-03-20T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-20T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/20\/excel-twitters-20100320\/"},"modified":"2010-03-20T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-03-20T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitters-20100320","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/20\/excel-twitters-20100320\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20100320"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/image.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/image_thumb.png\" width=\"95\" height=\"113\" \/><\/a> In the Friday tweets, the Excel users seemed to be looking forward to a weekend away from Excel. One person even deleted Excel from a laptop, to avoid working from home. Hmmm\u2026that\u2019s not a bad idea!<\/p>\n<p>And Dave says it was Scott Adams, of the Dilbert comics, who created the <a title=\"Boss button page\" href=\"http:\/\/dilbert.com\/blog\/entry\/march_madness\/\" target=\"_blank\">Boss button page<\/a> for the NCAA March Madness tournament website. That should help the guy who\u2019s flipping between Excel and espn.com. <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Without fail, the worst parts of my job involve someone sending me an Excel doc. <\/li>\n<li>Dear Excel, stop wigging out. FOCUS! We&#8217;ve got a report to finish! And a bazillion pivot tables and graphs to chart. <\/li>\n<li>Excel literally just ate four hours of my work from today. The help desk guy said, &quot;Sorry, file corrupted, I can&#8217;t help you.&quot; #killmenow <\/li>\n<li>Working with Excel spreadsheets from 4am to 9am require ALOT of coffee (and maybe one of those plastic green visors) <\/li>\n<li>if you hide cells in Excel by collapsing a group, charts using those cells go blank. Where&#8217;s the logic in that? <\/li>\n<li>I just discovered that my editor keeps our writing style guide in an Excel spreadsheet. Does anyone have a vial of holy water I can borrow? <\/li>\n<li>The more I stare at this friggin excel spreadsheet, the more the numbers I am staring at don&#8217;t make sense!!!! UGGGHHHHH!!!!!! <\/li>\n<li>Here is the link. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2010\/03\/19\/excel-art-danielle-aubert_n_504739.html\">http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2010\/03\/19\/excel-art-danielle-aubert_n_504739.html<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Excel and hunger pangs are making me not inconsiderably cranky. <\/li>\n<li>Dunno. Deleted Excel from my laptop as an effort NOT to do work from home. <\/li>\n<li>Even as a programmer I love Excel! Few software inventions are that useful! <\/li>\n<li>Just built the most complicated Excel formula&#8230; and it worked!!! Anyone as geeky as me appreciate the high I feel right now? Anyone? <\/li>\n<li>I must have said something to offend Microsoft. Excel crashes every time I open it. Now I feel like a junkie needing a spreadsheet fix. <\/li>\n<li>Yay! Home after my first week of work for more than 77% of a year (learnt something new with Excel). WEEKEND!! <\/li>\n<li>I got to get out of the office more-or my epitaph will be, &quot;Here lies Matt &quot;=VLOOKUP()&quot; Noreen-the master of Microsoft Excel Spreadsheets.&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Last day at work before my vacation starts &#8211; I am in Excel Overdrive! <\/li>\n<li>created comprehensive project plan &#8230;. for a dinner party :)) yes, it is in Excel with timeline, milestones and deliverables LOL! <\/li>\n<li>Ok. I must have left my brain at home. I have had to re-do the same formula in excel 3 times now. 2.5 hrs to go. I think I can I think I can <\/li>\n<li>Flipping between an Excel spreadsheet, PowerPoint, and espn.com. My eyes are buggin&#8217;, man. <\/li>\n<li>Making Excel chart of wedding expenses. Line 1: Whiskey. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Table Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Table Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the Friday tweets, the Excel users seemed to be looking forward to a weekend away from Excel. One person even deleted Excel from a laptop, to avoid working from home. Hmmm\u2026that\u2019s not a bad idea! And Dave says it was Scott Adams, of the Dilbert comics, who created the Boss button page for the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/20\/excel-twitters-20100320\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20100320&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-312","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=312"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}