{"id":3120,"date":"2017-04-21T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2017-04-21T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3120"},"modified":"2017-04-21T09:21:10","modified_gmt":"2017-04-21T13:21:10","slug":"excel-twitter-20170421","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2017\/04\/21\/excel-twitter-20170421\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20170421"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That poor dad! I never let Excel questions distract me like that. Well, hardly ever. Not more than twice a day. And certainly not when I&#8217;m color coordinating my workbooks.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/twitter20170421b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"I color-coordinate Excel like an adult coloring book http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" style=\"border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-top-width: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"I color-coordinate Excel like an adult coloring book http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/twitter20170421b_thumb.png\" width=\"396\" height=\"199\" \/><\/a>    <\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I asked my dad like 20 minutes ago how I could do something on excel and he is still over here trying to work it out. <\/li>\n<li>If you tell me Rihanna knows Excel and can pivot some tables too&#8230;.listen.. My heart will stop. <\/li>\n<li>Telling you right now if you want to be the guy that everyone loves at work, become a legend at excel, that program can save so much money. <\/li>\n<li>At work, I color-coordinate excel spreadsheets like an adult coloring book as I continue with my numbers numbers numbers #wip #amwriting <\/li>\n<li>Is 45,000 rows really a lot for Excel &#8211; I feel like it shouldn&#8217;t be a problem <\/li>\n<li>I just did something extremely complicated in Excel, involving writing my own macro, which saved me maybe a week&#8217;s work. Feels amazing. <\/li>\n<li>So roughly 3 weeks of work has resulted in 10 cells worth of results in excel. Kinda depressing. #phdlife #phdchat <\/li>\n<li>Whenever I manage to make something work in Excel, I feel like some kind of wizard. #datanerd <\/li>\n<li>If I could have one wish, it would be for Excel to work perfectly for me for the rest of my life. <\/li>\n<li>@lemonsand I maintain an excel workbook of staggering and embarrassing complexity <\/li>\n<li>it&#8217;s taken about 15 hours of work to draw these 2 lines on an excel graph and they&#8217;re probably wrong <\/li>\n<li>Just because someone shows you numbers and can produce a bar chart in Excel, doesn&#8217;t bestow magical forecasting powers. <\/li>\n<li>Just helped my 11 year old make a pizza box solar oven. Success! Now to teach her Excel to chart\/graph the results. Sweet beautiful data! <\/li>\n<li>Life of a database admin. I love nice clean data. I love Excel pivot tables. I seem to be the only one at work who thinks this way. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I asked my dad like 20 minutes ago how I could do something on excel and he is still over here trying to work it out.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ashley (@heyolicity23) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/heyolicity23\/status\/853076272410439680\">April 15, 2017<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">If you tell me Rihanna knows Excel and can pivot some tables too&#8230;.listen.. My heart will stop.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Amber Erica (@amberefree) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/amberefree\/status\/854709796460781569\">April 19, 2017<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Telling you right now if you want to be the guy that everyone loves at work, become a legend at excel, that program can save so much money.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Sun (@SunBreh) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SunBreh\/status\/855040562340257794\">April 20, 2017<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">&quot;At work, I color-coordinate excel spreadsheets like an adult coloring book as I continue with my numbers numbers numbers&quot; <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/wip?src=hash\">#wip<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/amwriting?src=hash\">#amwriting<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 H. A. Nickerson (@hanickerson_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hanickerson_\/status\/854319014818050049\">April 18, 2017<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Is 45,000 rows really a lot for Excel &#8211; I feel like it shouldn&#8217;t be a problem<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 rebeccastob (@rebeccastob) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/rebeccastob\/status\/854127211082690560\">April 18, 2017<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I just did something extremely complicated in Excel, involving writing my own macro, which saved me maybe a week&#8217;s work. Feels amazing.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Anton Howes (@antonhowes) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/antonhowes\/status\/853309695091757057\">April 15, 2017<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">So roughly 3 weeks of work has resulted in 10 cells worth of results in excel. Kinda depressing. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/phdlife?src=hash\">#phdlife<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/phdchat?src=hash\">#phdchat<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Andrew (@_andy_pandy_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_andy_pandy_\/status\/855000106478821376\">April 20, 2017<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Whenever I manage to make something work in Excel, I feel like some kind of wizard. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/datanerd?src=hash\">#datanerd<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Benjamin White (@Aractor) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Aractor\/status\/854095029580607490\">April 17, 2017<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">If I could have one wish, it would be for Excel to work perfectly for me for the rest of my life.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Kyle Tansley (@KyleSimulator) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KyleSimulator\/status\/854434866682875904\">April 18, 2017<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lemonsand\">@lemonsand<\/a> I maintain an excel workbook of staggering and embarrassing complexity<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Birnbaumenstein 3-D (@ianbirnbaum) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ianbirnbaum\/status\/852580618881970176\">April 13, 2017<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-cards=\"hidden\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">it&#8217;s taken about 15 hours of work to draw these 2 lines on an excel graph and they&#8217;re probably wrong <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/2jDpGpU13j\">pic.twitter.com\/2jDpGpU13j<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Dominic (@ItzMEbigD) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ItzMEbigD\/status\/853352423334850560\">April 15, 2017<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Just because someone shows you numbers and can produce a bar chart in Excel, doesn&#8217;t bestow magical forecasting powers.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Will Jennings (@drjennings) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/drjennings\/status\/854287500315152384\">April 18, 2017<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-cards=\"hidden\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Just helped my 11 year old make a pizza box solar oven. Success! Now to teach her Excel to chart\/graph the results. Sweet beautiful data! <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/lAGifagi9r\">pic.twitter.com\/lAGifagi9r<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Drew Mortensen (@drewmortensen) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/drewmortensen\/status\/854099715243245568\">April 17, 2017<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-cards=\"hidden\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Life of a database admin. I love nice clean data. I love Excel pivot tables. I seem to be the only one at work who thinks this way. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/766zwj8A0t\">pic.twitter.com\/766zwj8A0t<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Liz Matney (@lizmatney) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lizmatney\/status\/854345957881901056\">April 18, 2017<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/twitter20170421a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"I color-coordinate Excel like an adult coloring book http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" style=\"border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-top-width: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"I color-coordinate Excel like an adult coloring book http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/twitter20170421a_thumb.png\" width=\"396\" height=\"396\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p> <script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n<\/script>  <\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/heyolicity23\/status\/853076272410439680\">Ashley<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/amberefree\/status\/854709796460781569\">Amber Erica<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SunBreh\/status\/855040562340257794\">Sun<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hanickerson_\/status\/854319014818050049\">H. 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Nickerson<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/rebeccastob\/status\/854127211082690560\">rebeccastob<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/antonhowes\/status\/853309695091757057\">Anton Howes<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_andy_pandy_\/status\/855000106478821376\">Andrew<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Aractor\/status\/854095029580607490\">Benjamin White<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KyleSimulator\/status\/854434866682875904\">Kyle Tansley<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ianbirnbaum\/status\/852580618881970176\">Birnbaumenstein 3-D<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ItzMEbigD\/status\/853352423334850560\">Dominic<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/drjennings\/status\/854287500315152384\">Will Jennings<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/drewmortensen\/status\/854099715243245568\">Drew Mortensen<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lizmatney\/status\/854345957881901056\">Liz Matney<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"cursor: pointer; width: auto; position: absolute; color: #ffffff; padding-bottom: 0px; text-align: center; padding-top: 0px; font: bold 11px\/20px &#39;Helvetica Neue&#39;,helvetica,sans-serif; padding-left: 0px; z-index: 8675309; display: none; padding-right: 4px; text-indent: 20px; opacity: 1; border-radius: 2px\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That poor dad! 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