{"id":3136,"date":"2017-05-05T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2017-05-05T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3136"},"modified":"2017-05-04T14:52:41","modified_gmt":"2017-05-04T18:52:41","slug":"excel-twitter-20170505","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2017\/05\/05\/excel-twitter-20170505\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20170505"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you keep bringing Excel to a screeching halt, you won&#8217;t be able to solve all your problems. Maybe you should take the summer off, or play with your investment portfolio for a while, to relax.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/twitter20170505b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"Excel is my best friend at work http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/twitter20170505b_thumb.png\" alt=\"Excel is my best friend at work http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"199\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Just brought excel to a screeching halt. My work here is done!<\/li>\n<li>The company I work for has a worksheet made up of tables (!) in Word instead of a nice grid in Excel. This why we can&#8217;t have nice things&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>trying to do analysis on an excel worksheet with 147,000 rows is like instant brain death<\/li>\n<li>@Vintage_Hector There&#8217;s a lot of creative ways to work with data, and Excel does just that<\/li>\n<li>But still Excel. Just work with me. I&#8217;m tired. You&#8217;re tired. I need to isolate those records and then I&#8217;ll plot a pretty chart with you.<\/li>\n<li>Just solved someone&#8217;s Excel problem in under 60secs. Yup, feelin pretty accomplished today<\/li>\n<li>When I&#8217;m stressed out at work I take 10 \u2013 15 minutes break and play around with my investment portfolio, on Excel.<\/li>\n<li>Excel is my best mate at work i swear<\/li>\n<li>Can&#8217;t wait for summer for the simple reason that I won&#8217;t have to look at an excel workbook for 3 months smh<\/li>\n<li>That moment when you start to love excel because it makes your life easier.<\/li>\n<li>Today is a dark day ..I&#8217;ve just found myself filled with excitement because I&#8217;ve made a fancy graph on excel for work. What have I become.<\/li>\n<li>it really weirds me out when the gridlines are removed from an Excel worksheet#DataAnalystQuirks<\/li>\n<li>People at work really act like Power Bi going revolutionize everything we do. It&#8217;s just a more visual version of excel<\/li>\n<li>If i take ONE thing away from college, it&#8217;s that the use of excel and pivot tables can change your life.<\/li>\n<li>If Excel could solve all of life&#8217;s problem&#8217;s then I would be problem free<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Just brought excel to a screeching halt. My work here is done!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Brian Harter (@Brian_Harter) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Brian_Harter\/status\/859857490867093504\">May 3, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">The company I work for has a worksheet made up of tables (!) in Word instead of a nice grid in Excel. This why we can&#8217;t have nice things&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Beca (@LittleChameleon) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LittleChameleon\/status\/859163257977925633\">May 1, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">trying to do analysis on an excel worksheet with 147,000 rows is like instant brain death<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 oh my my (@4ever_september) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/4ever_september\/status\/857700753137434624\">April 27, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Vintage_Hector\">@Vintage_Hector<\/a> There&#8217;s a lot of creative ways to work with data, and Excel does just that<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Duzie (@Duzie_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Duzie_\/status\/858416511597379589\">April 29, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">But still Excel. Just work with me. I&#8217;m tired. You&#8217;re tired. I need to isolate those records and then I&#8217;ll plot a pretty chart with you.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Stephannie Roy (@DocSteph) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DocSteph\/status\/859836491337433088\">May 3, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Just solved someone&#8217;s Excel problem in under 60secs. Yup, feelin pretty accomplished today<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Courtney Holdt (@CourtneyHoldt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CourtneyHoldt\/status\/859454241898979334\">May 2, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">When I&#8217;m stressed out at work I take 10 \u2013 15 minutes break and play around with my investment portfolio, on Excel.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 thatwasntme (@yours_heidi) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/yours_heidi\/status\/859800988923854849\">May 3, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Excel is my best mate at work i swear<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 summer (@SummerCliftX) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SummerCliftX\/status\/859707176214040576\">May 3, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Can&#8217;t wait for summer for the simple reason that I won&#8217;t have to look at an excel workbook for 3 months smh<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Boo-urns (@aranburns1) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/aranburns1\/status\/859861013356843010\">May 3, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">That moment when you start to love excel because it makes your life easier.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Donald Crooks (@Donald_Crooks) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Donald_Crooks\/status\/859845177002917888\">May 3, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Today is a dark day ..I&#8217;ve just found myself filled with excitement because I&#8217;ve made a fancy graph on excel for work.<br \/>\nWhat have I become.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 JM \u2660 (@Munday1312) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Munday1312\/status\/860094479386251265\">May 4, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">it really weirds me out when the gridlines are removed from an Excel worksheet<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/DataAnalystQuirks?src=hash\">#DataAnalystQuirks<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 The Librarian \u2615 (@drianisoriana) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/drianisoriana\/status\/857963844936904704\">April 28, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">People at work really act like Power Bi going revolutionize everything we do. It&#8217;s just a more visual version of excel<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 O (@OKITA23) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/OKITA23\/status\/859879980943257603\">May 3, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">If i take ONE thing away from college, it&#8217;s that the use of excel and pivot tables can change your life.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jill Larsen (@JLarsen14) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JLarsen14\/status\/858913568372162561\">May 1, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">If Excel could solve all of life&#8217;s problem&#8217;s then I would be problem free<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Simon (@KnightOfSimonia) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KnightOfSimonia\/status\/857835176466014208\">April 28, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/twitter20170505a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"Excel is my best friend at work http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/twitter20170505a_thumb.png\" alt=\"Excel is my best friend at work http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"396\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Brian_Harter\/status\/859857490867093504\">Brian Harter<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LittleChameleon\/status\/859163257977925633\">Beca<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/4ever_september\/status\/857700753137434624\">oh my my<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Duzie_\/status\/858416511597379589\">Duzie<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DocSteph\/status\/859836491337433088\">Stephannie Roy<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CourtneyHoldt\/status\/859454241898979334\">Courtney Holdt<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/yours_heidi\/status\/859800988923854849\">thatwasntme<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SummerCliftX\/status\/859707176214040576\">summer<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/aranburns1\/status\/859861013356843010\">Boo-urns<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Donald_Crooks\/status\/859845177002917888\">Donald Crooks<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Munday1312\/status\/860094479386251265\">JM \u2660<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/drianisoriana\/status\/857963844936904704\">The Librarian \u2615<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/OKITA23\/status\/859879980943257603\">O<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JLarsen14\/status\/858913568372162561\">Jill Larsen<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KnightOfSimonia\/status\/857835176466014208\">Simon<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c  no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you keep bringing Excel to a screeching halt, you won&#8217;t be able to solve all your problems. 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