{"id":314,"date":"2010-03-23T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-23T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/23\/excel-twitters-20100323\/"},"modified":"2010-03-23T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-03-23T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitters-20100323","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/23\/excel-twitters-20100323\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20100323"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s fascinating to read the Excel tweets, and learn what people are doing with Excel. And be prepared &#8212; that could be your daughter who&#8217;s using Excel to convince you that a tattoo is a good idea. Or worse, your kid could be one of those politicians!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Did an Excel spreadsheet of the sugar density of every breakfast food in the house, still not entirely sure why. <\/li>\n<li>nothing beats an excel spreadsheet\u2026 except maybe more excel spreadsheets\u2026 with macros\u2026 and conditional formatting! <\/li>\n<li>Why is it when u ask for one kinda spreadsheet they send another, damn u flexible and easy to use excel 2003! <\/li>\n<li>Excel is ok so long as it is used as a spreadsheet and not as a database like I have seen so many try to use it. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve got brush up on my Excel chart\/histogram making skills. What do you know, CIS actually came in handy! <\/li>\n<li>Trying Numbers to see how it measures up against Excel. So far, Excel wins &#8211; Numbers doesn&#8217;t allow for pivot tables. Not good. <\/li>\n<li>is all set to nerd-it-up for her presentation today on how to use Excel macros and pivot tables. <\/li>\n<li>*sigh* Time for serious re-evaluation in work priorities when a pivot table reduces slack time. I feel your pain. <\/li>\n<li>I never learned how to make excel work for anything other than my lab work in college. <\/li>\n<li>Politicians seem to think if they blow up an Excel chart to fill a 3&#215;4 board it will have a greater impact. #douchebags <\/li>\n<li>it&#8217;s an excel spreadsheet and iced coffee kind of day <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ll swap you for the function\/feature gap analysis I&#8217;m doing in excel right now! <\/li>\n<li>My stepdad knows how to code in binary&#8230; and yet he has problems opening an Excel document. Different generation! <\/li>\n<li>Stupid Excel&#8230; &quot;9-10&quot; does not mean I want 09-Oct&#8230;piece of crap <\/li>\n<li>Ever developed a business model for company that thinks their excel sheet that multiplies L x W x H times cost is sophisticated, wow stupid <\/li>\n<li>organizing an excel spreadsheet of my bills&#8230; now if only i&#8217;d adhere to the payment dates i&#8217;ve outlined <\/li>\n<li>I dont like the way im trying to do work and now my microsft excel expires \ud83d\ude10 somebody wants me to fail.. <\/li>\n<li>I have been pwned by Excel functions tonight. Grr arrg. <\/li>\n<li>Plan #1 for spring break: convince the parents to let me get a tattoo. [A Powerpoint and Excel charts might be involved.] <\/li>\n<li>Man, is it disappointing when you run an Excel function that takes two hours to calculate and the results don&#8217;t mean anything. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Conditional Formatting\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlCondFormat01.html\">Excel Conditional Formatting<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Table Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Table Tutorials<\/a>&#160; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s fascinating to read the Excel tweets, and learn what people are doing with Excel. And be prepared &#8212; that could be your daughter who&#8217;s using Excel to convince you that a tattoo is a good idea. Or worse, your kid could be one of those politicians! Did an Excel spreadsheet of the sugar density &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/23\/excel-twitters-20100323\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20100323&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-314","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=314"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}