{"id":3146,"date":"2017-05-12T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2017-05-12T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3146"},"modified":"2017-05-11T11:40:07","modified_gmt":"2017-05-11T15:40:07","slug":"excel-twitter-20170512","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2017\/05\/12\/excel-twitter-20170512\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20170512"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do you have that pivot table swagger? Or are you too busy working on your dog snout list? We&#8217;ll read all about it, in your biography, &#8220;The Spreadsheet&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/twitter20170512b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"He\u2019s got that pivot table swagger http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/twitter20170512b_thumb.png\" alt=\"He\u2019s got that pivot table swagger http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"199\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>@WildeThingy &#8220;I&#8217;m out of order? You&#8217;re out of order! This whole Pivot Table is out of order!!!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m going to write a semi-fictional novel about a young adult who runs his entire life with an Excel workbook called &#8220;The Spreadsheet&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>these guys are talking about a &#8220;sick pivot table&#8221; in the elevator so fingers crossed we are stuck in here all afternoon!<\/li>\n<li>Today I successfully used a macro in excel to save myself several hours of repetitive work. Go. Me.<\/li>\n<li>In better news, I just discovered pivot tables in excel and I am SO excited<\/li>\n<li>Why yes, I am the strange person in the cafe working on Excel sheets for their finals while a metal band plays. You got a problem with that?<\/li>\n<li>Just discovered Pivot Tables on Excel, so I know what I&#8217;m going to be playing with today. #nerd<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s gotten bad &#8211; I&#8217;m refactoring my Excel VBA code at home.<\/li>\n<li>@JBSeligman Wait till you put scroll lock on by accident and try to work in excel.<\/li>\n<li>@katpeogh He got that pivot table swagger<\/li>\n<li>You thought you could outsmart me, Excel poject cost workbook. You were WRONG<\/li>\n<li>#IKnowImOld because the Excel spreadsheets I make for work are my main source of pride.<\/li>\n<li>(Every time I make a marimekko chart in Excel I feel as though I&#8217;m taking an IQ test)<\/li>\n<li>Really fancy pivot table was the part of the meeting where I squealed out loud.<\/li>\n<li>My life&#8217;s work will be a shareable excel file sorting all dogs in order of snout girth. I cannot be talked out of this.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/WildeThingy\">@WildeThingy<\/a> &#8220;I&#8217;m out of order? You&#8217;re out of order! This whole Pivot Table is out of order!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Raymond Terrific\u2744\ufe0f (@ergopropterhoc1) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ergopropterhoc1\/status\/861705405889732611\">May 8, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I&#8217;m going to write a semi-fictional novel about a young adult who runs his entire life with an Excel workbook called &#8220;The Spreadsheet&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Sal Russo (@salrusso) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/salrusso\/status\/860969656932323329\">May 6, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">these guys are talking about a &#8220;sick pivot table&#8221; in the elevator so fingers crossed we are stuck in here all afternoon!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Todd Needle (@todd_needle) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/todd_needle\/status\/861984792719568896\">May 9, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Today I successfully used a macro in excel to save myself several hours of repetitive work. Go. Me.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Kieran Persaud (@Kizaman) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Kizaman\/status\/862636512407678977\">May 11, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">In better news, I just discovered pivot tables in excel and I am SO excited<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Flo Henry (@flo_94) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/flo_94\/status\/862285018466582528\">May 10, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Why yes, I am the strange person in the cafe working on Excel sheets for their finals while a metal band plays. You got a problem with that?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 anunfilteredaccount (@mymyriadmusings) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mymyriadmusings\/status\/861054627718062081\">May 7, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Just discovered Pivot Tables on Excel, so I know what I&#8217;m going to be playing with today. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/nerd?src=hash\">#nerd<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Brenna (@BreHarv) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BreHarv\/status\/861647055256780800\">May 8, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">It&#8217;s gotten bad &#8211; I&#8217;m refactoring my Excel VBA code at home.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Carl Trachte (@infixum) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/infixum\/status\/860370705526833152\">May 5, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JBSeligman\">@JBSeligman<\/a> Wait till you put scroll lock on by accident and try to work in excel.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Benny (@meandthejets) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/meandthejets\/status\/861597163939344384\">May 8, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/katpeogh\">@katpeogh<\/a> He got that pivot table swagger<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 d\u00f6 boy 9k (@ThomasCioletti) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ThomasCioletti\/status\/862291341857796096\">May 10, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">You thought you could outsmart me, Excel poject cost workbook. You were WRONG<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Tar Heel Gay (@CarolinaHomo) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CarolinaHomo\/status\/862047760840888325\">May 9, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/IKnowImOld?src=hash\">#IKnowImOld<\/a> because the Excel spreadsheets I make for work are my main source of pride.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Caroline V Keenan (@NyxErinys) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NyxErinys\/status\/862378988341256196\">May 10, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">(Every time I make a marimekko chart in Excel I feel as though I&#8217;m taking an IQ test)<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Benedict Evans (@BenedictEvans) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BenedictEvans\/status\/862394289480908801\">May 10, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">&#8220;Really fancy pivot table&#8221; was the part of the meeting where I squealed out loud.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Michelle Arbuckle (@Citybrarian) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Citybrarian\/status\/862401916864794624\">May 10, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">My life&#8217;s work will be a shareable excel file sorting all dogs in order of snout girth. I cannot be talked out of this.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 J. Marco (@J_MarcoMusic) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/J_MarcoMusic\/status\/862349941078970369\">May 10, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/twitter20170512a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"He\u2019s got that pivot table swagger http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/twitter20170512a_thumb.png\" alt=\"He\u2019s got that pivot table swagger http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"396\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ergopropterhoc1\/status\/861705405889732611\">Raymond Terrific\u2744\ufe0f<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/salrusso\/status\/860969656932323329\">Sal Russo<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/todd_needle\/status\/861984792719568896\">Todd Needle<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Kizaman\/status\/862636512407678977\">Kieran Persaud<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/flo_94\/status\/862285018466582528\">Flo Henry<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mymyriadmusings\/status\/861054627718062081\">anunfilteredaccount<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BreHarv\/status\/861647055256780800\">Brenna<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/infixum\/status\/860370705526833152\">Carl Trachte<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/meandthejets\/status\/861597163939344384\">Benny<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ThomasCioletti\/status\/862291341857796096\">d\u00f6 boy 9k <\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CarolinaHomo\/status\/862047760840888325\">Tar Heel Gay<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NyxErinys\/status\/862378988341256196\">Caroline V Keenan <\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BenedictEvans\/status\/862394289480908801\">Benedict Evans<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Citybrarian\/status\/862401916864794624\">Michelle Arbuckle<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/J_MarcoMusic\/status\/862349941078970369\">J. 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