{"id":315,"date":"2010-03-24T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-24T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/24\/excel-twitters-20100324\/"},"modified":"2010-03-24T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2010-03-24T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitters-20100324","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/24\/excel-twitters-20100324\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20100324"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Trains full of men working on Excel at 5 AM? Wow, I&#8217;m glad that I don&#8217;t have to commute. But maybe they were just calculating how much they&#8217;ve spent on comics over the years.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>It took me 2 hours to make one gantt chart in excel. Something here really needs to change. <\/li>\n<li>Which plonker had the bright idea to use Excel as a word processing tool. Excel is for data collection and analysis not for word processing! <\/li>\n<li>Excel, I hate you and your inability to fix your mistakes and turn things back when you auto-correct something like &quot;1-2&quot; into a date. Grr. <\/li>\n<li>when you get message &quot;this excel file already exists&quot; you know that you were making the exact same spreadsheet on this exact day last year <\/li>\n<li>IF formulas in excel are so hard if you are trying to embed another formula into them. GRRR. <\/li>\n<li>the Strange Journey CD soundtrack is arranged a little weird. Its a data disc with an Excel spreadsheet and a bunch of WAV files. <\/li>\n<li>Well its already been an exciting day: toilet flooded, coffee stop, commute &amp;&#160; now having fun with excel! <\/li>\n<li>The best way to beat boredom in office.. is to play excel games.. nice &amp; interesting ones.. nobody can block dem. !! \ud83d\ude1b <\/li>\n<li>I really don&#8217;t know how to use Excel for graphs, pie charts don&#8217;t work for these figures. I like lemon meringue pie the best \ud83d\ude00 <\/li>\n<li>RAWR. love how excel likes to think it&#8217;s smarter than me by changing my sequence of numbers into scientific notation. not what i wanted foo! <\/li>\n<li>You would think that a company as big as this would have their inventory on something better than an Excel spreadsheet&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Making a nice subnetting chart in Excel. w00t! Prof. should be proud; its better than his. <\/li>\n<li>I always comment my code, dawgs. Even in Excel. Especially in Excel. <\/li>\n<li>why can&#8217;t Excel do as I say..when I say!!!! <\/li>\n<li>Oh excel for mac you are quite the piece of junk now, aren&#8217;t ya?? <\/li>\n<li>A glass of red, some old school RnB and an Excel spreadsheet full of business requirements. Sometimes working late can be fun! <\/li>\n<li>going to pay a colleague quite a lot of money to finish my expenses. Too much work to do, plus utter loathing of the Excel torture required <\/li>\n<li>I just created an excel spreadsheet to calculated my GPA, and it turns out that I can get strait Cs and still keep my scholarship. <\/li>\n<li>My wife did the math in Excel. I&#8217;ve spent $22,100 on comics in my life. That&#8217;s $1,527 per collecting year. I&#8217;m ok with that. <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s barely 5am and already this train is full of MEN doing BUSINESS. There&#8217;s barely a table where an Excel spreadsheet isn&#8217;t being examined <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Data Entry Tips\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlDataEntry01.html\">Excel Data Entry Tips<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trains full of men working on Excel at 5 AM? Wow, I&#8217;m glad that I don&#8217;t have to commute. But maybe they were just calculating how much they&#8217;ve spent on comics over the years. It took me 2 hours to make one gantt chart in excel. Something here really needs to change. Which plonker had &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/24\/excel-twitters-20100324\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20100324&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-315","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/315","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=315"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/315\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=315"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=315"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=315"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}