{"id":3162,"date":"2017-06-09T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2017-06-09T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3162"},"modified":"2017-06-08T14:35:19","modified_gmt":"2017-06-08T18:35:19","slug":"excel-twitter-20170609","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2017\/06\/09\/excel-twitter-20170609\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20170609"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re planning a dinner party, how many Excel formulas do you use? Does it require Gantt charts too? Or do you write some VBA code to handle all the details? If you have an Apple computer, please ignore these questions.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/twitter20170609b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"When all your array formulas work in Excel http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/twitter20170609b_thumb.png\" alt=\"When all your array formulas work in Excel http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"199\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>How I plan for a dinner party; An excel sheet with 8+ tabs, formulas to aggrerate ingredients and a Gannt chart.<\/li>\n<li>I got the chance to troubleshoot a legitimately challenging Excel formula today at work and successfully fixed it. #happynerdthings<\/li>\n<li>Just when you think you&#8217;ve mastered pivot tables, you learn that, like Jon Snow using Excel, you know nothing.<\/li>\n<li>Man I love Microsoft Excel.. I&#8217;m really an adult<\/li>\n<li>I just found &amp; used VBA code to do a thing in Excel that was going to take multiple ppl hours to do. I AM PRETTY MUCH A GENIUS, YOU GUYS.<\/li>\n<li>But seriously, if you&#8217;d rather look at an excel spreadsheet printed out than on a screen, that&#8217;s your problem, not mine.<\/li>\n<li>i love when billion dollar companies can&#8217;t shell out a few bucks for a laptop that doesn&#8217;t crash every time i open excel<\/li>\n<li>When all your array formulas work in excel&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>I may not code, but I can crush some excel.<\/li>\n<li>been at work all of 1 hour, i&#8217;ve deleted 2 columns in excel, and deleted 5 emails. i&#8217;m EXHAUSTED. time to go home<\/li>\n<li>Time to get ready for another day of crying into an excel spreadsheet and praying that that makes it work<\/li>\n<li>Will Excel ever work properly on any Apple machine? Asking for a friend.<\/li>\n<li>I wonder how many people became programmers because that Excel macro they recorded didn\u2019t work exactly right.<\/li>\n<li>My manager just said I should make a pivot table so I said I dunno how to do that. He literally looked at me like this.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Pivot table? I&#8217;ve made better pivot tables in Notepad++&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">How I plan for a dinner party: An excel sheet with 8+ tabs, formulas to aggrerate ingredients and a Gannt chart.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Paul Brogan (@ThisisHowiPaul) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ThisisHowiPaul\/status\/872280474139361280\">June 7, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I got the chance to troubleshoot a legitimately challenging Excel formula today at work and successfully fixed it. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/happynerdthings?src=hash\">#happynerdthings<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Captain PandaRoo (@panda_roo) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/panda_roo\/status\/872221078914908160\">June 6, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Just when you think you&#8217;ve mastered pivot tables, you learn that, like Jon Snow using Excel, you know nothing.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Eric Griffith (@egriffith) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/egriffith\/status\/869911504988114944\">May 31, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Man I love Microsoft Excel.. I&#8217;m really an adult<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Tony (@anthonymunoz_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/anthonymunoz_\/status\/872068469914841089\">June 6, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I just found &amp; used VBA code to do a thing in Excel that was going to take multiple ppl hours to do. I AM PRETTY MUCH A GENIUS, YOU GUYS.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 The Final Suz (@suzannf) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/suzannf\/status\/871763304007389184\">June 5, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">But seriously, if you&#8217;d rather look at an excel spreadsheet printed out than on a screen, that&#8217;s your problem, not mine.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Benjy N (@BDN12345) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BDN12345\/status\/872098598175088642\">June 6, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">i love when billion dollar companies can&#8217;t shell out a few bucks for a laptop that doesn&#8217;t crash every time i open excel<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 problematic sophie (@wheetato) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/wheetato\/status\/871749741528453121\">June 5, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">When all your array formulas work in excel&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/gUAuI1o374\">pic.twitter.com\/gUAuI1o374<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Grant (@GrantANew) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GrantANew\/status\/872188728034381826\">June 6, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I may not code, but I can crush some excel.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ryan Jones (@rjonesy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/rjonesy\/status\/870716851260502016\">June 2, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">been at work all of 1 hour, i&#8217;ve deleted 2 columns in excel, and deleted 5 emails. i&#8217;m EXHAUSTED. time to go home<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Baesia (@Aye_Nikk) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Aye_Nikk\/status\/872079092769849346\">June 6, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Time to get ready for another day of crying into an excel spreadsheet and praying that that makes it work<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jade Bailey (@Jade_Bailey42) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Jade_Bailey42\/status\/871971770886234112\">June 6, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Will Excel ever work properly on any Apple machine? Asking for a friend.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 390lb AUM (@DeadLiftCapital) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DeadLiftCapital\/status\/871820311246843905\">June 5, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I wonder how many people became programmers because that Excel macro they recorded didn\u2019t work exactly right.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Greg (@bgregmc) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bgregmc\/status\/871772754843914240\">June 5, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">My manager just said I should make a pivot table so I said I dunno how to do that. He literally looked at me like this. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/BBbyuXNQzW\">pic.twitter.com\/BBbyuXNQzW<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 KamBoogie (@ImNotForReal) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ImNotForReal\/status\/872411122309242881\">June 7, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">&#8220;Pivot table? I&#8217;ve made better pivot tables in Notepad++&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Will Tirone (@WillTirone) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/WillTirone\/status\/871854837356531713\">June 5, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/twitter20170609a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"When all your array formulas work in Excel http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/twitter20170609a_thumb.png\" alt=\"When all your array formulas work in Excel http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"396\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ThisisHowiPaul\/status\/872280474139361280\">Paul Brogan<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/panda_roo\/status\/872221078914908160\">Captain PandaRoo<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/egriffith\/status\/869911504988114944\">Eric Griffith<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/anthonymunoz_\/status\/872068469914841089\">Tony<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/suzannf\/status\/871763304007389184\">The Final Suz<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BDN12345\/status\/872098598175088642\">Benjy N<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/wheetato\/status\/871749741528453121\">problematic sophie<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GrantANew\/status\/872188728034381826\">Grant<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/rjonesy\/status\/870716851260502016\">Ryan Jones<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Aye_Nikk\/status\/872079092769849346\">Baesia<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Jade_Bailey42\/status\/871971770886234112\">Jade Bailey<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DeadLiftCapital\/status\/871820311246843905\">390lb AUM<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bgregmc\/status\/871772754843914240\">Greg<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ImNotForReal\/status\/872411122309242881\">KamBoogie <\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/WillTirone\/status\/871854837356531713\">Will Tirone<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c  no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re planning a dinner party, how many Excel formulas do you use? 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