{"id":3174,"date":"2017-06-16T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2017-06-16T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3174"},"modified":"2024-01-13T16:28:28","modified_gmt":"2024-01-13T21:28:28","slug":"excel-twitter-20170616","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2017\/06\/16\/excel-twitter-20170616\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20170616"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How long do you spend each day, picking colours for Excel? Or do you use animal codes instead? And speaking of animals, can your dog make a pivot table, or does your mom have to do that for him?<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/twitter20170616b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Excel is my happy place http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/twitter20170616b_thumb.png\" alt=\"Excel is my happy place http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"199\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>OH at work: Excel is my happy place<\/li>\n<li>I legit spent half an hour at work today trying to decide which colours to use in my Excel spreadsheet. It was actually really hard<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t claim to know Excel unless you use Pivot Tables!!!!!! #factsonly<\/li>\n<li>Just had to type &#8220;DELETE THIS&#8221; in an excel sheet at work &amp; my mind wanted to insert internet meme gifs.<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t you just love when your excel formula works smoothly?<\/li>\n<li>Yeah, I know your dog can &#8220;sit&#8221; and &#8220;roll over&#8221;, but can he insert pivot tables on an excel spreadsheet? Didn&#8217;t think so.<\/li>\n<li>@Notteham I love excel and beer, a US Brewery list could entertain me for months.<\/li>\n<li>I feel like this excel workbook I&#8217;m creating on is my child. It&#8217;s so formula driven and automatic, it makes the nerd in me so proud<\/li>\n<li>After a day of excel-based data analysis, I am now totally brain dead. Apologies in advance for any stupid tweets that follow.<\/li>\n<li>All I&#8217;ve done at work today was make a cute animal coded holiday calendar on Excel<\/li>\n<li>my mom sent me a very detailed excel spreadsheet on what I need to pack for our vacation lol now I know where I get my love for lists from<\/li>\n<li>Just had a colleague ask me to color code data in excel. What is wrong with people?!<\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;d you do today? I watched excel chug this crazy slow code for the past 3.5 hrs&#8230;and counting<\/li>\n<li>Only person to ever get an excel pie chart tattoo<\/li>\n<li>Hey boss how do we sell a ridiculously long monitor&#8221;Show the monitor with Excel and how long the lines get if you fullscreen&#8221;Genius<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">OH at work: &#8220;Excel is my happy place&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Sarah Welch (@dodgyboffin) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dodgyboffin\/status\/875108730366558213\">June 14, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I legit spent half an hour at work today trying to decide which colours to use in my Excel spreadsheet. It was actually really hard<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Steven Wicks (@Wicksy1234) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Wicksy1234\/status\/874999746833915906\">June 14, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Don&#8217;t claim to know Excel unless you use Pivot Tables!!!!!! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/factsonly?src=hash\">#factsonly<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 John Hursh (@hursh_john) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hursh_john\/status\/874382015054958594\">June 12, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Just had to type &#8220;DELETE THIS&#8221; in an excel sheet at work &amp; my mind wanted to insert internet meme gifs. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/dzengDtWoW\">pic.twitter.com\/dzengDtWoW<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Wendy Lady (@NerdRage42) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NerdRage42\/status\/874670294463467521\">June 13, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Don&#8217;t you just love when your excel formula works smoothly?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Maria\u2606 (@sketchedwords) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sketchedwords\/status\/873189671345549317\">June 9, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Yeah, I know your dog can &#8220;sit&#8221; and &#8220;roll over&#8221;, but can he insert pivot tables on an excel spreadsheet? Didn&#8217;t think so.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 The Pop Music Girl (@PopMusicGrl) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PopMusicGrl\/status\/874707658359668737\">June 13, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I love excel and beer, a US Brewery list could entertain me for months.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Easy Pretzel (@EasyPretzel) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/EasyPretzel\/status\/874315660473643009\">June 12, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I feel like this excel workbook I&#8217;m creating on is my child. It&#8217;s so formula driven and automatic, it makes the nerd in me so proud<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Brett (@wycinski_12) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/wycinski_12\/status\/873193616180736001\">June 9, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">After a day of excel-based data analysis, I am now totally brain dead. Apologies in advance for any stupid tweets that follow.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Laurie Winkless (@laurie_winkless) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/laurie_winkless\/status\/874852385268563968\">June 14, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">All I&#8217;ve done at work today was make a cute animal coded holiday calendar on Excel<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 ells bells (@eltippett) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/eltippett\/status\/874640938588655616\">June 13, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">my mom sent me a very detailed excel spreadsheet on what I need to pack for our vacation lol now I know where I get my love for lists from<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 salmon fills (@sammonfils) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sammonfils\/status\/873221287509843968\">June 9, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Just had a colleague ask me to color code data in excel. What is wrong with people?!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 pmc_22 (@pmc_22) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pmc_22\/status\/874636926556524546\">June 13, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">What&#8217;d you do today? I watched excel chug this crazy slow code for the past 3.5 hrs&#8230;and counting<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Bryan Rickards (@beezyfsu) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/beezyfsu\/status\/873263017902866432\">June 9, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Only person to ever get an excel pie chart tattoo <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/WjHrBqgHtu\">https:\/\/t.co\/WjHrBqgHtu<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 LG (@ljg42) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ljg42\/status\/874453700546355201\">June 13, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">&#8220;Hey boss how do we sell a ridiculously long monitor&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Show the monitor with Excel and how long the lines get if you fullscreen&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Genius&#8221; <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/iQrzxkUogp\">https:\/\/t.co\/iQrzxkUogp<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Angry WuTang Bell (@tlarn) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tlarn\/status\/873211620104822785\">June 9, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s this week&#8217;s Excel meme: Excel is my Happy Place<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 396px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/twitter20170616a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Excel meme: Excel is my Happy Place\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/twitter20170616a_thumb.png\" alt=\"Excel meme: Excel is my Happy Place\" width=\"396\" height=\"396\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Excel meme: Excel is my Happy Place<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {<br \/>\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];<br \/>\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;<br \/>\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;<br \/>\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";<br \/>\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);<br \/>\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));<br \/>\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dodgyboffin\/status\/875108730366558213\">Sarah Welch<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Wicksy1234\/status\/874999746833915906\">Steven Wicks<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hursh_john\/status\/874382015054958594\">John Hursh<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NerdRage42\/status\/874670294463467521\">Wendy Lady<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sketchedwords\/status\/873189671345549317\">Maria\u2606<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PopMusicGrl\/status\/874707658359668737\">The Pop Music Girl<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/EasyPretzel\/status\/874315660473643009\">Easy Pretzel<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/wycinski_12\/status\/873193616180736001\">Brett<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/laurie_winkless\/status\/874852385268563968\">Laurie Winkless<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/eltippett\/status\/874640938588655616\">ells bells<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sammonfils\/status\/873221287509843968\">salmon fills <\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pmc_22\/status\/874636926556524546\">pmc_22<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/beezyfsu\/status\/873263017902866432\">Bryan Rickards<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ljg42\/status\/874453700546355201\">LG<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tlarn\/status\/873211620104822785\">Angry WuTang Bell <\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c  no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How long do you spend each day, picking colours for Excel? 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