{"id":318,"date":"2010-03-27T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-27T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/27\/excel-twitters-20100327\/"},"modified":"2010-03-27T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-03-27T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitters-20100327","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/27\/excel-twitters-20100327\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20100327"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, Excel and drinking don&#8217;t mix too well. All that drinking might be what led to the pink, purple and blue colour coding!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>My Boss uses Excel, but he keeps a calculator close by to check his work <\/li>\n<li>Dear Excel, A number stored as text is NOT an error. Get over it. <\/li>\n<li>My boyfriend is a compulsive budgeter. Every few weeks I get an updated Excel sheet of our projected expenses. I love him, but NERD ALERT \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>work for the day: open excel sheet, rearrange data pointwise, add fancy colours (with legends), and resend to every hapless soul on the team <\/li>\n<li>Clients keep asking for spreadsheet integration because excel represents their greatest moments of self-discovered productivity triumph. <\/li>\n<li>We use excel spreadsheets to manage our online relationships and networks. <\/li>\n<li>Dear Excel spreadsheet, why are you suddenly writing all of my words in Greek? I didn&#8217;t even like Greek when I was taking it in school &#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Generating an Excel file falls into the category of #ThingsDevsShouldKnowHowToGoogle. \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>Just took my Chapter 4 MIS quiz over Excel =and, =or and =if formulas and got a 90 :oP Dang &quot;=dog&lt;&gt;cat&quot;, didn&#8217;t think it was true at all! <\/li>\n<li>Ur talking 2 person that makes Excel (perfect combo of nerd &amp; couchpotato) color-coded (by network) primetime schedule every Sept <\/li>\n<li>So, yeah, taking my work home? Totally ok as long as the sums in Excel were set BEFORE I started drinking this Gewurztraminer. (They were.) <\/li>\n<li>That was a fair amount of Guiness and Jamesons&#8217; last night. I can tell Excel is going to be an unforgiving mistress today&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Being OCD and making excel spreadsheet to record contact names from rejection emails so I can personally address any future applications <\/li>\n<li>Looks like I&#8217;ll be spending the morning in Excel. I still hate Office 2007, wonder if I&#8217;ll hate 2010 less. <\/li>\n<li>Am doing the most boring thing ever in an excel spreadsheet. And drinking prosecco. <\/li>\n<li>I am buying books at a rate far beyond my current reading habits. Time to revise my &quot;leisurely activities&quot; spreadsheet in Excel. <\/li>\n<li>I love chemistry&#8230;i used Excel in school today to make a calculator that will give me the answer to my questions XD <\/li>\n<li>hahaha i bet my manager wishes i didnt color code my excel sheets in pink and purple and blue&#8230;.. #toobad <\/li>\n<li>If I say that I&#8217;m having hard time programming Excel spreadsheet, do I fail as a functioning human being? <\/li>\n<li>Strained my brain for 1 hour for an MS Excel spreadsheet and then.. I click &quot;Don&#8217;t Save&quot; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Templates\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excelfiles.html\">Excel Templates<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, Excel and drinking don&#8217;t mix too well. All that drinking might be what led to the pink, purple and blue colour coding! My Boss uses Excel, but he keeps a calculator close by to check his work Dear Excel, A number stored as text is NOT an error. Get over it. My boyfriend is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/27\/excel-twitters-20100327\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20100327&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-318","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/318","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=318"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/318\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=318"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=318"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=318"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}