{"id":3181,"date":"2017-06-23T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2017-06-23T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3181"},"modified":"2017-06-22T14:45:58","modified_gmt":"2017-06-22T18:45:58","slug":"excel-twitter-20170623","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2017\/06\/23\/excel-twitter-20170623\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20170623"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Which is worse \u2013 fish in the office microwave, Excel training, or merged cells? If those things make you irrationally angry, just revamp an old Excel workbook. Or map out your life.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/twitter20170623b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Eating pivot tables for breakfast http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/twitter20170623b_thumb.png\" alt=\"Eating pivot tables for breakfast http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"199\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>20 percent of my work day is just asking people to close out of Word and Excel docs so I can edit.<\/li>\n<li>Can&#8217;t tell if the guy who cooks fish in the microwave is the worst guy at work or the guy who insists on only using a keyboard for excel<\/li>\n<li>Excel is very powerful but I hate wasting time when something just doesn&#8217;t work and it really should<\/li>\n<li>Crashing Excel is my favorite pastime at work.<\/li>\n<li>Me? I&#8217;m using Excel to work out how much I&#8217;d need to spend to have someone bring me freezer chilled bedsheets every 10 mins. And you?<\/li>\n<li>When you solve your excel problem by throwing a CONCATENATE in your INDEX-MATCH<\/li>\n<li>@catduchess I work with a guy who&#8217;s mapped out his whole life in excel leading up to his retirement. Don&#8217;t be that guy.<\/li>\n<li>excel training at work today. I&#8217;ve fallen asleep twice.<\/li>\n<li>Fun open-office thing; everyone can hear when you yell &#8220;YEAH!&#8221; because you finally made a gnarly excel function work. #leanIn<\/li>\n<li>Me talking about how much I love making excel spreadsheets to someone who doesn&#8217;t care<\/li>\n<li>Mastering Excel and eating pivot tables for breakfast and lunch #ExcelNerd<\/li>\n<li>WHY FOR THE LOVE OF WHATEVER DEITY OR WHATEVER YOU BELIEVE IN DO YOU SEND ME EXCEL SHEETS THAT HAVE MERGE &amp; CENTER #DATA #FML #badminpets<\/li>\n<li>When life gets you down, just revamp and outdated Excel workbook!<\/li>\n<li>Things which irrationally anger me; when people don&#8217;t rename and delete unused default worksheet tabs in Excel<\/li>\n<li>Forgive the Excel-iness of this chart<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">20 percent of my work day is just asking people to close out of Word and Excel docs so I can edit.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jordan Guthmann (@JGuthmann) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JGuthmann\/status\/877646679926865920\">June 21, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Can&#8217;t tell if the guy who cooks fish in the microwave is the worst guy at work or the guy who insists on only using a keyboard for excel<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Curtis E. Flush (@josiahfartlett) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/josiahfartlett\/status\/876607626855022593\">June 19, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Excel is very powerful but I hate wasting time when something just doesn&#8217;t work and it really should<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Doug Hanna (@DougHanna) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DougHanna\/status\/877747326197964800\">June 22, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Crashing Excel is my favorite pastime at work.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Thomas Ribault (@Tomacoulis) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Tomacoulis\/status\/877123665036546048\">June 20, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Me? I&#8217;m using Excel to work out how much I&#8217;d need to spend to have someone bring me freezer chilled bedsheets every 10 mins. And you?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \u25c4\u25c4 \u25ba \u2588 \u25ba\u25ba \u200f (@sxtyfootmalcolm) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sxtyfootmalcolm\/status\/876869276581416962\">June 19, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">When you solve your excel problem by throwing a CONCATENATE in your INDEX-MATCH <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/nwOgu9w8nA\">pic.twitter.com\/nwOgu9w8nA<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Kevin Luo (@kluo720) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kluo720\/status\/877227266350166017\">June 20, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I work with a guy who&#8217;s mapped out his whole life in excel leading up to his retirement. Don&#8217;t be that guy.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Tom Williams (@drawrobot) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/drawrobot\/status\/877742294648147968\">June 22, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">excel training at work today. I&#8217;ve fallen asleep twice.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 littlebird (@TheLoveMedISin) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheLoveMedISin\/status\/876864343043977217\">June 19, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Fun open-office thing: everyone can hear when you yell &#8220;YEAH!&#8221; because you finally made a gnarly excel function work. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/leanIn?src=hash\">#leanIn<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 akm (@ashleykmarty) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ashleykmarty\/status\/877557929490006017\">June 21, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Me talking about how much I love making excel spreadsheets to someone who doesn&#8217;t care <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/V2EEQyDmln\">pic.twitter.com\/V2EEQyDmln<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 party mom (@lolyaok1996) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lolyaok1996\/status\/877626350085058561\">June 21, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Mastering Excel and eating pivot tables for breakfast and lunch <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/ExcelNerd?src=hash\">#ExcelNerd<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 KaiLee Viehland (@kVm4) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kVm4\/status\/877252578454753280\">June 20, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">WHY FOR THE LOVE OF WHATEVER DEITY OR WHATEVER YOU BELIEVE IN DO YOU SEND ME EXCEL SHEETS THAT HAVE MERGE &amp; CENTER <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/DATA?src=hash\">#DATA<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/FML?src=hash\">#FML<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/badminpets?src=hash\">#badminpets<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/anhMLRJwmQ\">pic.twitter.com\/anhMLRJwmQ<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 HigherEd Minion (@HigherEd_Minion) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HigherEd_Minion\/status\/877682729575268352\">June 22, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">When life gets you down, just revamp and outdated Excel workbook!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Yeah, that Heather (@yeahthatheather) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/yeahthatheather\/status\/875451270492020737\">June 15, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Things which irrationally anger me: when people don&#8217;t rename and delete unused default worksheet tabs in Excel<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Dr Kim Foale (@kimadactl) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kimadactl\/status\/877182460114632705\">June 20, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Forgive the Excel-iness of this chart<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ryan Buckland (@RyanBuckland7) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RyanBuckland7\/status\/876731358084702208\">June 19, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/twitter20170623a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Eating pivot tables for breakfast http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/twitter20170623a_thumb.png\" alt=\"Eating pivot tables for breakfast http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"396\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JGuthmann\/status\/877646679926865920\">Jordan Guthmann<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/josiahfartlett\/status\/876607626855022593\">Curtis E. Flush<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DougHanna\/status\/877747326197964800\">Doug Hanna<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Tomacoulis\/status\/877123665036546048\">Thomas Ribault<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sxtyfootmalcolm\/status\/876869276581416962\">\u25c4\u25c4 \u25ba \u2588 \u25ba\u25ba \u200f<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kluo720\/status\/877227266350166017\">Kevin Luo<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/drawrobot\/status\/877742294648147968\">Tom Williams<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheLoveMedISin\/status\/876864343043977217\">littlebird<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ashleykmarty\/status\/877557929490006017\">akm<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lolyaok1996\/status\/877626350085058561\">party mom<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kVm4\/status\/877252578454753280\">KaiLee Viehland<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HigherEd_Minion\/status\/877682729575268352\">HigherEd Minion<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/yeahthatheather\/status\/875451270492020737\">Yeah, that Heather<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kimadactl\/status\/877182460114632705\">Dr Kim Foale<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RyanBuckland7\/status\/876731358084702208\">Ryan Buckland<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c  no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Which is worse \u2013 fish in the office microwave, Excel training, or merged cells? 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