{"id":319,"date":"2010-03-29T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-29T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/29\/excel-twitters-20100329\/"},"modified":"2010-03-29T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-03-29T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitters-20100329","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/29\/excel-twitters-20100329\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20100329"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hope your weekend was better than the tweeter&#8217;s who wants to be thrown into the Hudson River! Maybe his mood would improve if he drank a great beer and wrote poems about pivot tables.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>learning about Excel today&#8230;this man lost me at &quot;this is excel&quot; <\/li>\n<li>God I love Excel. Except when I don&#8217;t know how to do something. Then I get frustrated. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m gonna guess that&#8217;s the only time I&#8217;ll ever hear MS Excel referred to as &quot;rad&quot;. \ud83d\ude09 <\/li>\n<li>OMG I love Excel formulas! My favorite is =vlookup. I would have an affair w that formula if I could. <\/li>\n<li>Just made an Excel spreadsheet to keep track of my 2010 bills&#8230;only took me 3 months to do it. Not bad. \ud83d\ude09 <\/li>\n<li>Wrap me up in this excel spreadsheet and throw my body in the Hudson already! <\/li>\n<li>My first attempt at running an Excel print macro resulted in it trying to print my worksheet 27 times \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>Dear Excel. If I try to paste a complicated formula into over a million cells, please ask me if that&#8217;s what I meant to do. <\/li>\n<li>Explaining Excel formulae over the phone has to be the most irritating thing in the universe <\/li>\n<li>Hmmm. Working on the excel document that weighs in on 5% annual bonus&#8230; No pressure. : \/ <\/li>\n<li>there is nothing in this world that an excel spreadsheet can&#8217;t make easier. <\/li>\n<li>After spending over an hour tinkering with Excel earlier, I think I&#8217;ve figured out a way to save myself multiple days worth of work. #whew <\/li>\n<li>Words I Only Use in MS-Excel #287: &quot;CONCATENATE&quot; \/ Add VLOOKUP and PIVOT! <\/li>\n<li>Finished on my CV for now. Kind of stretched the truth about my Excel skills, but I&#8217;m buying the book tomorrow and I&#8217;ll work on it! <\/li>\n<li>Back to the gauge chart. Very tricky. Good thing there is a CD with examples in the back of Walkenbach&#8217;s book. #excel <\/li>\n<li>I need new shoes &amp; I can&#8217;t figure out macros in excel 2007 <\/li>\n<li>Listening to &quot;Need You Now&quot; over and over again while I work in excel. I don&#8217;t know how to use excel \ud83d\ude41 I need CS now \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s my day off &amp; for some reason I&#8217;m the one stuck coming up with the brilliant Excel tracking worksheet for F1 picks. <\/li>\n<li>are you and excel ninja? I personally love pivot tables and write poems about them in the shower. #share #ninja <\/li>\n<li>I just planned out the next 2 1\/2 years of my life at UCD with the help of a great beer (Allagash Tripel Reserve) and an Excel Spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Table Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Table Tutorials<\/a>&#160; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hope your weekend was better than the tweeter&#8217;s who wants to be thrown into the Hudson River! Maybe his mood would improve if he drank a great beer and wrote poems about pivot tables. learning about Excel today&#8230;this man lost me at &quot;this is excel&quot; God I love Excel. Except when I don&#8217;t know &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/29\/excel-twitters-20100329\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20100329&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=319"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}