{"id":3190,"date":"2017-07-14T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2017-07-14T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3190"},"modified":"2017-07-13T11:32:26","modified_gmt":"2017-07-13T15:32:26","slug":"excel-twitter-20170714","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2017\/07\/14\/excel-twitter-20170714\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20170714"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s in your Google Search history? Excel questions? Pivot table problems? Benedict Cumberbatch formulas? Just remember to save your work, and never press the F1 key. You&#8217;ve been warned.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/twitter20170714b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"You had me until pivot table http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/twitter20170714b_thumb.png\" alt=\"You had me until pivot table http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"199\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>My search history at work is just me googling how to do all the excel stuff I lied about knowing<\/li>\n<li>You had me until pivot table.<\/li>\n<li>People that work on an excel sheet and paste in a mail as a picture are the real demons to be honest&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>I just hit &#8220;Don&#8217;t Save&#8221; after doing 3 hrs of work in Excel and MS Office didn&#8217;t recover it. How&#8217;s your day going?<\/li>\n<li>Like I didn&#8217;t come to work to get attacked but clearly Excel has a vendetta against me<\/li>\n<li>Accidently hit F1 in Excel and am reminded how stupid Microsoft software gets sometimes.<\/li>\n<li>Strange thought at work: I wonder what Benedict Cumberbatch&#8217;s favourite Excel feature\/function is.<\/li>\n<li>You think you know Microsoft office until you gotta work with excel<\/li>\n<li>Any Excel workbook with at least two sheets titled 2016, 2017 etc or Jan, Feb, Mar etc is a &#8220;data cube&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>I need an app that makes all of my social media sites look like excel worksheets so I can participate in modern culture while at work<\/li>\n<li>Ha! &#8220;Any sufficiently complicated Excel can be called AI&#8221; according to vendors. Love that.<\/li>\n<li>Finally learned how to make a pivot table. My excel proficiency is officially #intermediate<\/li>\n<li>Excel sometimes feels like problem solving where you have to fit the pieces just right, twist it this way and that and then find the answer<\/li>\n<li>Excel may crash in the following scenarios:You type values into a cell in the workbook.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">My search history at work is just me googling how to do all the excel stuff I lied about knowing<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 brigid (@b_mcg__) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/b_mcg__\/status\/885207659309301760\">July 12, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">You had me until pivot table. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/sdtlriOjp3\">https:\/\/t.co\/sdtlriOjp3<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Joffrey Francais (@FakeAlexTimes) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FakeAlexTimes\/status\/883636220592631808\">July 8, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">People that work on an excel sheet and paste in a mail as a picture are the real demons to be honest&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ye! (@yemiloso) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/yemiloso\/status\/885197562113929218\">July 12, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I just hit &#8220;Don&#8217;t Save&#8221; after doing 3 hrs of work in Excel and MS Office didn&#8217;t recover it. How&#8217;s your day going?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Isaac (@isaacgilbert15) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/isaacgilbert15\/status\/883808172527546368\">July 8, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Like I didn&#8217;t come to work to get attacked but clearly Excel has a vendetta against me<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 April Gremillion (@AprilGremillion) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AprilGremillion\/status\/884891536105885697\">July 11, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Accidently hit F1 in Excel and am reminded how stupid Microsoft software gets sometimes. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/u6FxH5lD2t\">pic.twitter.com\/u6FxH5lD2t<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ping\u00fcino Peligroso (@MiffPengi) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MiffPengi\/status\/885007428894457856\">July 12, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Strange thought at work: I wonder what Benedict Cumberbatch&#8217;s favourite Excel feature\/function is.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 fErin (@wicked_melba) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/wicked_melba\/status\/883106188665159680\">July 6, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">You think you know Microsoft office until you gotta work with excel <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/7uMAhgAwWN\">pic.twitter.com\/7uMAhgAwWN<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 4Lit (@kxngs_T04) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kxngs_T04\/status\/885459528531226624\">July 13, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Any Excel workbook with at least two sheets titled 2016, 2017 etc or Jan, Feb, Mar etc is a &#8220;data cube&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Nathanael Coyne (@NathanaelB) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NathanaelB\/status\/884218800685555712\">July 10, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I need an app that makes all of my social media sites look like excel worksheets so I can participate in modern culture while at work<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Blair Britt (@Blair_Britt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Blair_Britt\/status\/884886884719222785\">July 11, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Ha! &#8220;Any sufficiently complicated Excel can be called AI&#8221; according to vendors. Love that. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/A9RlDvMbi6\">https:\/\/t.co\/A9RlDvMbi6<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Adam Hecht (@OpinionatedAdam) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/OpinionatedAdam\/status\/885065027119718401\">July 12, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Finally learned how to make a pivot table. My excel proficiency is officially <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/intermediate?src=hash\">#intermediate<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/ZaPGrm4qzM\">pic.twitter.com\/ZaPGrm4qzM<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 julia (@tevaluver97) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tevaluver97\/status\/884833578303070212\">July 11, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Excel sometimes feels like problem solving where you have to fit the pieces just right, twist it this way and that and then find the answer<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Topher Doll (@Topher_Doll) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Topher_Doll\/status\/883166537590243328\">July 7, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Excel may crash in the following scenarios:<br \/>\nYou type values into a cell in the workbook.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 ralish (@ral1sh) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ral1sh\/status\/884960440626708481\">July 12, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/twitter20170714a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"You had me until pivot table http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/twitter20170714a_thumb.png\" alt=\"You had me until pivot table http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"396\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/b_mcg__\/status\/885207659309301760\">brigid<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FakeAlexTimes\/status\/883636220592631808\">Joffrey Francais<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/yemiloso\/status\/885197562113929218\">Ye!<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/isaacgilbert15\/status\/883808172527546368\">Isaac<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AprilGremillion\/status\/884891536105885697\">April Gremillion<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MiffPengi\/status\/885007428894457856\">Ping\u00fcino Peligroso<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/wicked_melba\/status\/883106188665159680\">fErin<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kxngs_T04\/status\/885459528531226624\">4Lit<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NathanaelB\/status\/884218800685555712\">Nathanael Coyne<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Blair_Britt\/status\/884886884719222785\">Blair Britt<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/OpinionatedAdam\/status\/885065027119718401\">Adam Hecht<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tevaluver97\/status\/884833578303070212\">julia<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Topher_Doll\/status\/883166537590243328\">Topher Doll<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RickG_P2PRadio\/status\/884748239588786177\">Rick Grider \u270a<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ral1sh\/status\/884960440626708481\">ralish<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c  no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s in your Google Search history? 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