{"id":3199,"date":"2017-07-28T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2017-07-28T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3199"},"modified":"2017-07-27T10:56:06","modified_gmt":"2017-07-27T14:56:06","slug":"excel-twitter-20170728","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2017\/07\/28\/excel-twitter-20170728\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20170728"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Does Excel prepare you for marriage? Does Google prepare you for Excel? Or should we just spend time drinking and gardening, and forget about spreadsheets?<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/twitter20170728b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"This week's best Excel tweets http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/twitter20170728b_thumb.png\" alt=\"This week's best Excel tweets http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"199\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>If your job requires using excel fore data\/reporting in any way &#8211; I highly suggest googling &#8220;pivot table&#8221; this instant<\/li>\n<li>Marriage is going to be a walk in the park for me because I work with excel everyday and that is the most temperamental and annoying thing<\/li>\n<li>Me using Microsoft excel at work; this is the best day of my life<\/li>\n<li>I made several pivot charts in Excel today for sales reporting and the only feedback I got was &#8220;They&#8217;re pretty&#8221; and I wanted to explode.<\/li>\n<li>Work time, velvet boots, denim skirt, and excel files<\/li>\n<li>when you have to help a faculty member solve a tech problem and the solution is to turn on &#8216;text wrap&#8217; in excel. #seriously<\/li>\n<li>Dealing with 88k lines on an excel spreadsheet is really not a fun work assignment<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve always copied and pasted all my work from excel to word to make sure it&#8217;s spelt right&#8230; little did I know excel has a spell checker<\/li>\n<li>I took a couple work trainings on excel, retained nothing. Am now fairly proficient solely because of Google.<\/li>\n<li>update; we are going to drink and try and forget this excel problem from Satan<\/li>\n<li>Aaah&#8230;.an hour at the allotment melts away an 8 hour advanced Excel course at work today&#8230;.. #allotment #growyourown #relaxed<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve just found out that you can count distinct within a #Microsoft #excel pivot table.My inner #Geek tells me this is a wonderful thing<\/li>\n<li>Ha! I have a sore back from sitting hunched over and working on spreadsheets. Just found the physiotherapist near work is called &#8220;Excel&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Sometimes I can&#8217;t help but smile knowing there&#8217;s so much data out there waiting to be organized into an excel workbook<\/li>\n<li>Me during excel training at work this morning<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">If your job requires using excel fore data\/reporting in any way &#8211; I highly suggest googling &#8220;pivot table&#8221; this instant<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Sir Thomas of Staten (@TJ_Bongiorno) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TJ_Bongiorno\/status\/889583341841895424\">July 24, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Marriage is going to be a walk in the park for me because I work with excel everyday and that is the most temperamental and annoying thing<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Giovanna Angulo (@GioVanessaAng) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GioVanessaAng\/status\/889590029026308096\">July 24, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Me using Microsoft excel at work: this is the best day of my life<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Kaylee (@kayleesanfor) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kayleesanfor\/status\/890400933213024256\">July 27, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I made several pivot charts in Excel today for sales reporting and the only feedback I got was &#8220;They&#8217;re pretty&#8221; and I wanted to explode.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 aquabelle (@mermillenial) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mermillenial\/status\/890412156298178560\">July 27, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Work time, velvet boots, denim skirt, and excel files<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 scrundles (@quickbitslamont) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/quickbitslamont\/status\/890327306186747904\">July 26, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">when you have to help a faculty member solve a tech problem and the solution is to turn on &#8216;text wrap&#8217; in excel. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/seriously?src=hash\">#seriously<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Kristen Mapes (@kmapesy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kmapesy\/status\/890567933113643008\">July 27, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Dealing with 88k lines on an excel spreadsheet is really not a fun work assignment<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mike (@edergy101) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/edergy101\/status\/890290094946385920\">July 26, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I&#8217;ve always copied and pasted all my work from excel to word to make sure it&#8217;s spelt right&#8230; little did I know excel has a spell checker<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Marzipan (@MairiGalbraith) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MairiGalbraith\/status\/890539242274914305\">July 27, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I took a couple work trainings on excel, retained nothing. Am now fairly proficient solely because of Google.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ria (@unconventional) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/unconventional\/status\/890189322552520704\">July 26, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">update: we are going to drink and try and forget this excel problem from Satan<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Red Panda Enjoyer (@babymannequin) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/babymannequin\/status\/887883353428443137\">July 20, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Aaah&#8230;.an hour at the allotment melts away an 8 hour advanced Excel course at work today&#8230;.. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/allotment?src=hash\">#allotment<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/growyourown?src=hash\">#growyourown<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/relaxed?src=hash\">#relaxed<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Joe Harrison (@JoeHarrison260) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JoeHarrison260\/status\/890304665862238210\">July 26, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I&#8217;ve just found out that you can count distinct within a <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Microsoft?src=hash\">#Microsoft<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/excel?src=hash\">#excel<\/a> pivot table.<\/p>\n<p>My inner <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Geek?src=hash\">#Geek<\/a> tells me this is a wonderful thing<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Paul (@paul976431) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/paul976431\/status\/889859556435795973\">July 25, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Ha! I have a sore back from sitting hunched over and working on spreadsheets. Just found the physiotherapist near work is called &#8220;Excel&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Old Man Tim (@gevauden) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/gevauden\/status\/890107287272116224\">July 26, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Sometimes I can&#8217;t help but smile knowing there&#8217;s so much data out there waiting to be organized into an excel workbook<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 kell- (@kelllmac) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kelllmac\/status\/890267966805356544\">July 26, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Me during excel training at work this morning <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/QRbyJepcys\">pic.twitter.com\/QRbyJepcys<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 (@jasonosamede) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jasonosamede\/status\/890513306561249280\">July 27, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/twitter20170728a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"This week's best Excel tweets http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/twitter20170728a_thumb.png\" alt=\"This week's best Excel tweets http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"396\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TJ_Bongiorno\/status\/889583341841895424\">Sir Thomas of Staten<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GioVanessaAng\/status\/889590029026308096\">Giovanna Angulo<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kayleesanfor\/status\/890400933213024256\">Kaylee<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mermillenial\/status\/890412156298178560\">aquabelle<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/quickbitslamont\/status\/890327306186747904\">scrundles<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kmapesy\/status\/890567933113643008\">Kristen Mapes<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/edergy101\/status\/890290094946385920\">Mike<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MairiGalbraith\/status\/890539242274914305\">Marzipan<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/unconventional\/status\/890189322552520704\">Ria<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/babymannequin\/status\/887883353428443137\">Red Panda Enjoyer<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JoeHarrison260\/status\/890304665862238210\">Joe Harrison<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/paul976431\/status\/889859556435795973\">Paul<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/gevauden\/status\/890107287272116224\">Old Man Tim<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kelllmac\/status\/890267966805356544\">kell-<\/a>,<\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c  no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Does Excel prepare you for marriage? 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