{"id":3207,"date":"2017-08-18T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2017-08-18T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3207"},"modified":"2017-09-20T13:05:17","modified_gmt":"2017-09-20T17:05:17","slug":"excel-twitter-20170818","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2017\/08\/18\/excel-twitter-20170818\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20170818"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Are you the company Excel expert, finding creative ways to break Excel? Or are you busy printing your spreadsheets, and taking pictures of them? Harry Potter wants to know.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/twitter20170818b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"When your Excel formula is so long that it feels like code http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" style=\"border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"When your Excel formula is so long that it feels like code http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/twitter20170818b_thumb.png\" width=\"396\" height=\"199\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I should bring a sketchbook to work for when excel takes 10 mins to process simple things I try to do <\/li>\n<li>I had a dream where I was at work and excel kept crashing. What a wild nightmare. <\/li>\n<li>Pro tip; don&#8217;t enroll into an advanced Excel dashboards course if you don&#8217;t know what a pivot table is. <\/li>\n<li>Someone printed an excel sheet, took a picture of it, and then emailed me the picture to work from. So now I&#8217;m re-keying all these numbers. <\/li>\n<li>You get a pivot table. And you get a pivot table&#8230;pivot tables for all. Now it&#8217;s time for a late lunch. <\/li>\n<li>I swear listening to music helps my get work done so much faster, I&#8217;m like Baby Driver on Excel <\/li>\n<li>Combined my love of Excel and Harry Potter by naming a new spreadsheet VoldeSORT, so yeah, I&#8217;m kinda busy today. <\/li>\n<li>Me when my boss introduced me to the ENTIRE COMPANY as the &quot;Excel Expert&quot; <\/li>\n<li>when the excel formula so long u feel like ur writing code <\/li>\n<li>My life in Excel hell. I manage to break Excel in the most awesome ways. #FML <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above. <\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I should bring a sketchbook to work for when excel takes 10 mins to process simple things I try to do<\/p>\n<p> \u2014 nini (@kneem00) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kneem00\/status\/897513764605624320\">August 15, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I had a dream where I was at work and excel kept crashing.      <\/p>\n<p>What a wild nightmare.<\/p>\n<p> \u2014 Lorie Cerbito (@ljcerbito) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ljcerbito\/status\/897984769568292865\">August 17, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Pro tip: don&#8217;t enroll into an advanced Excel dashboards course if you don&#8217;t know what a pivot table is.<\/p>\n<p> \u2014 Jorge Camoes (@camoesjo) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/camoesjo\/status\/897219011607494656\">August 14, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Someone printed an excel sheet, took a picture of it, and then emailed me the picture to work from. So now I&#8217;m re-keying all these numbers.<\/p>\n<p> \u2014 MuffinEmperor (@LordSpaceMuffin) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LordSpaceMuffin\/status\/897970306081587201\">August 16, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">You get a pivot table. And you get a pivot table&#8230;pivot tables for all. Now it&#8217;s time for a late lunch. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/tJ6fnUaH3P\">pic.twitter.com\/tJ6fnUaH3P<\/a><\/p>\n<p> \u2014 Just Amanda (@AmandaDean) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AmandaDean\/status\/897434011362099201\">August 15, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I swear listening to music helps my get work done so much faster, I&#8217;m like Baby Driver on Excel<\/p>\n<p> \u2014 Jamie. (@JamieDTweets) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JamieDTweets\/status\/897060438378246144\">August 14, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Combined my love of Excel and Harry Potter by naming a new spreadsheet VoldeSORT, so yeah, I&#8217;m kinda busy today.<\/p>\n<p> \u2014 Allison Powell (@MrsPowellTweets) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MrsPowellTweets\/status\/897878994854395904\">August 16, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Me when my boss introduced me to the ENTIRE COMPANY as the &quot;Excel Expert&quot; <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/bdECBdo3Z1\">https:\/\/t.co\/bdECBdo3Z1<\/a><\/p>\n<p> \u2014 Alec  (@AlecHelm) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AlecHelm\/status\/895388633645166596\">August 9, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">when the excel formula so long u feel like ur writing code <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/UtEsdJHdZn\">pic.twitter.com\/UtEsdJHdZn<\/a><\/p>\n<p> \u2014 woj (@mwojciak21) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mwojciak21\/status\/898206907252518913\">August 17, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">My life in Excel hell. I manage to break Excel in the most awesome ways. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/FML?src=hash\">#FML<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/p0h0AqkmqO\">pic.twitter.com\/p0h0AqkmqO<\/a><\/p>\n<p> \u2014 Carey Lening (@PrivaCat) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PrivaCat\/status\/888452545265512448\">July 21, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p> <script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n<\/script>  <\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kneem00\/status\/897513764605624320\">nini<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ljcerbito\/status\/897984769568292865\">Lorie Cerbito<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/camoesjo\/status\/897219011607494656\">Jorge Camoes<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LordSpaceMuffin\/status\/897970306081587201\">MuffinEmperor<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AmandaDean\/status\/897434011362099201\">Just Amanda<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JamieDTweets\/status\/897060438378246144\">Jamie.<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MrsPowellTweets\/status\/897878994854395904\">Allison Powell<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AlecHelm\/status\/895388633645166596\">Alec <\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mwojciak21\/status\/898206907252518913\">woj<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PrivaCat\/status\/888452545265512448\">Carey Lening<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/twitter20170818a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"When your Excel formula is so long that it feels like code http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" style=\"border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"When your Excel formula is so long that it feels like code http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/twitter20170818a_thumb.png\" width=\"396\" height=\"396\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are you the company Excel expert, finding creative ways to break Excel? 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