{"id":3214,"date":"2017-09-01T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2017-09-01T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3214"},"modified":"2017-08-31T10:01:05","modified_gmt":"2017-08-31T14:01:05","slug":"excel-twitter-20170901","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2017\/09\/01\/excel-twitter-20170901\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20170901"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If Excel seems boring, dream about dragons while doing your work. Or, have a few Margaritas. And when you get to workbook 68, ask for a raise. You might get $10!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/twitter20170901b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"twitter20170901b\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/twitter20170901b_thumb.png\" alt=\"twitter20170901b\" width=\"396\" height=\"201\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>if you can&#8217;t work with wrenches, you wouldn&#8217;t get a job as a mechanic. Same should go for excel and office jobs.<\/li>\n<li>I would have to get paid a LOT of money to work in Excel every day.<\/li>\n<li>I feel so accomplished when I make a good pivot table in Excel<\/li>\n<li>i think my work desktop is excited for the long weekend bc excel keeps on crashing<\/li>\n<li>How someone can work in the vendor world and now know how to do an excel vlookup is beyond me!! I&#8217;m tired of explaining it.<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s been 10 mins of my professor clicking on a screenshot of excel within a slideshow trying to figure out why the excel sheet won&#8217;t work<\/li>\n<li>Learning excel well was the best thing I ever did<\/li>\n<li>Trying to work with Microsoft Excel today makes me wanna consume so many margaritas<\/li>\n<li>Hello Excel my old friend it\u2019s time to chart with you, again<\/li>\n<li>10\/10 would recommend for work listening. Excel productivity increases when I&#8217;m dreaming about dragons<\/li>\n<li>Attempting to work but ending up like this. That Excel sheet<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s a little known fact*, the source code in the Matrix is actually Excel. Because the world runs on Excel.*not an actual fact<\/li>\n<li>You know it&#8217;s been a busy day when you open a new worksheet in Excel and it says &#8220;Workbook 68.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m playing with numbers and doing pivot tables on Microsoft Excel. For fun. This is a whole new level of boredom.<\/li>\n<li>If I had a dollar for every time I solved a problem in Excel with a VLOOKUP I&#8217;d &#8230; have about ten dollars. #Excel<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">if you can&#8217;t work with wrenches, you wouldn&#8217;t get a job as a mechanic. Same should go for excel and office jobs.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Matthew Towne (@LBC_Float) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LBC_Float\/status\/900998917357260800\">August 25, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I would have to get paid a LOT of money to work in Excel every day.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 The False God Ba&#8217;al (@TheFalseGodBaal) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheFalseGodBaal\/status\/902272211351990278\">August 28, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I feel so accomplished when I make a good pivot table in Excel<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jackson (@JSJohn14) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JSJohn14\/status\/901117464527982592\">August 25, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">i think my work desktop is excited for the long weekend bc excel keeps on crashing<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 lee \u2744\u2744\u2744 (@_xiusoo) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_xiusoo\/status\/903144467816882176\">August 31, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">How someone can work in the vendor world and now know how to do an excel vlookup is beyond me!! I&#8217;m tired of explaining it.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Risa (@M_fletch10) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/M_fletch10\/status\/902605432002412546\">August 29, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">It&#8217;s been 10 mins of my professor clicking on a screenshot of excel within a slideshow trying to figure out why the excel sheet won&#8217;t work<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 lindsey (@lindseyslader) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lindseyslader\/status\/902964963148414976\">August 30, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Learning excel well was the best thing I ever did<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 jawz (@JOSS_BOSS) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JOSS_BOSS\/status\/902247758542671872\">August 28, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Trying to work with Microsoft Excel today makes me wanna consume so many margaritas<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Kristen Gardner (@klgardnerxo) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/klgardnerxo\/status\/902911466260623361\">August 30, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Hello Excel my old friend<\/p>\n<p>it\u2019s time to chart with you, again<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jaye Horbay (@horbayj) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/horbayj\/status\/903146363189321728\">August 31, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">10\/10 would recommend for work listening. Excel productivity increases when I&#8217;m dreaming about dragons <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/zVwpV9bCIl\">pic.twitter.com\/zVwpV9bCIl<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 kelly (@kellystraniero) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kellystraniero\/status\/902205997619576833\">August 28, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Attempting to work but ending up like this. That Excel sheet\u200d <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/hyuGElwKnC\">pic.twitter.com\/hyuGElwKnC<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Heba Abul (@hebaabul) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hebaabul\/status\/902820315901853697\">August 30, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">It&#8217;s a little known fact*, the source code in the Matrix is actually Excel. Because the world runs on Excel.<\/p>\n<p>*not an actual fact<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 An\u017ee Vodovnik (@Avodovnik) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Avodovnik\/status\/901178842563346433\">August 25, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">You know it&#8217;s been a busy day when you open a new worksheet in Excel and it says &#8220;Workbook 68.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Kaitlyn Walker (@kaitlyn1229) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kaitlyn1229\/status\/900780562562023425\">August 24, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I&#8217;m playing with numbers and doing pivot tables on Microsoft Excel. For fun. This is a whole new level of boredom.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 B (@_BSmoov_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_BSmoov_\/status\/902324717989847040\">August 29, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">If I had a dollar for every time I solved a problem in Excel with a VLOOKUP I&#8217;d &#8230; have about ten dollars. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Excel?src=hash\">#Excel<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mark Greenaway (@certifiedwaif) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/certifiedwaif\/status\/902449478564667393\">August 29, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/twitter20170901a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"The World Runs on Excel http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/twitter20170901a_thumb.png\" alt=\"The World Runs on Excel http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"396\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LBC_Float\/status\/900998917357260800\">Matthew Towne<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheFalseGodBaal\/status\/902272211351990278\">The False God Ba&#8217;al<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JSJohn14\/status\/901117464527982592\">Jackson<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_xiusoo\/status\/903144467816882176\">lee <\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/M_fletch10\/status\/902605432002412546\">Risa<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lindseyslader\/status\/902964963148414976\">lindsey<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JOSS_BOSS\/status\/902247758542671872\">jawz<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/klgardnerxo\/status\/902911466260623361\">Kristen Gardner<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/horbayj\/status\/903146363189321728\">Jaye Horbay<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kellystraniero\/status\/902205997619576833\">kelly<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hebaabul\/status\/902820315901853697\">Heba Abul<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Avodovnik\/status\/901178842563346433\">An\u017ee Vodovnik<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kaitlyn1229\/status\/900780562562023425\">Kaitlyn Walker<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_BSmoov_\/status\/902324717989847040\">B<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/certifiedwaif\/status\/902449478564667393\">Mark Greenaway<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c  no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer; top: 132px; left: 20px;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If Excel seems boring, dream about dragons while doing your work. 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