{"id":3230,"date":"2017-09-22T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2017-09-22T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3230"},"modified":"2017-09-21T15:30:07","modified_gmt":"2017-09-21T19:30:07","slug":"excel-twitter-20170922","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2017\/09\/22\/excel-twitter-20170922\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20170922"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Does your dad believe that Excel can do anything, or has it drained his life force? And what about you \u2013 are you Spock or Kirk in a spreadsheet? Or just a regular nerd, trying to calculate the gender balance?<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/twitter20170922b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Excel dreams are the worst! http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/twitter20170922b_thumb.png\" alt=\"Excel dreams are the worst! http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"201\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>First day of work and found myself allergic to excel<\/li>\n<li>I have this same problem if I spend a big portion of my day working with spreadsheets. Excel dreams are the worst!<\/li>\n<li>Excel requires you to be Spock to work it, but you can Kirk it with conditional formatting #excelwiz #geek #bossmode #cubicallife<\/li>\n<li>Whenever I get stressed in life I usually just build an Excel model to solve my problem works 9\/10 times<\/li>\n<li>We realise that both pie chart sections are labeled &#8220;Male&#8221;&#8230; this reflects poorly on our Excel skills, rather than our gender balance.<\/li>\n<li>i calculate that 20% of my time at work is spent doing other things while excel tries to open a file<\/li>\n<li>Just learned a cool new trick in excel! Do I have a problem that things like this really excite me?<\/li>\n<li>My dad says you can do in Excel anything you can do in any other Office product. He&#8217;s probably right. Spreadsheets work magic.<\/li>\n<li>Nothing like a night of updating the formulas and macro code for a 10 year old excel doc. #TeacherLife<\/li>\n<li>sometimes the best way to solve a client&#8217;s problem is just Excel and some macros<\/li>\n<li>Told my boss, &#8220;I love Excel assignments, keep giving me these&#8221; and she goes, &#8220;it&#8217;s great to have a nerd like this on our team&#8221; #accountant<\/li>\n<li>Yooo I&#8217;m filling out an application for work and all I can think about is how well this excel is formatted<\/li>\n<li>The high-point of my day at work; I just figured out how to clear old data from pivot tables in Excel.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m not sure why, but whenever I work on excel sheets I become a bottomless pit of hunger. I assume the data is draining my life-force.<\/li>\n<li>When I code (however rudimentarily) in excel and it freaking works<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">First day of work and found myself allergic to excel<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Haze (@Dideliot) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Dideliot\/status\/909818785170722816\">September 18, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I have this same problem if I spend a big portion of my day working with spreadsheets. Excel dreams are the worst!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Chanele (@CocoChanele) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CocoChanele\/status\/910005889691664384\">September 19, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Excel requires you to be Spock to work it, but you can Kirk it with conditional formatting <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/excelwiz?src=hash\">#excelwiz<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/geek?src=hash\">#geek<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/bossmode?src=hash\">#bossmode<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/cubicallife?src=hash\">#cubicallife<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Bryan Hassinger (@bhassinger254) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bhassinger254\/status\/909863039125655553\">September 18, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Whenever I get stressed in life I usually just build an Excel model to solve my problem works 9\/10 times<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 zach (@ZachGrena) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ZachGrena\/status\/910315437845471232\">September 20, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">We realise that both pie chart sections are labeled &#8220;Male&#8221;&#8230; this reflects poorly on our Excel skills, rather than our gender balance. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/E0qYZnWFIr\">pic.twitter.com\/E0qYZnWFIr<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 We Break Strings (@WeBreakStrings) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/WeBreakStrings\/status\/909397337117806592\">September 17, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">i calculate that 20% of my time at work is spent doing other things while excel tries to open a file<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 The Good Waifu (@guldeuxchats) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/guldeuxchats\/status\/910243938966974465\">September 19, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Just learned a cool new trick in excel! Do I have a problem that things like this really excite me?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Michael Peterson (@MichaelIanPPete) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MichaelIanPPete\/status\/910553157624885249\">September 20, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">My dad says you can do in Excel anything you can do in any other Office product. He&#8217;s probably right. Spreadsheets work magic.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Susan (@hixystix) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hixystix\/status\/908904350491267072\">September 16, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Nothing like a night of updating the formulas and macro code for a 10 year old excel doc. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/TeacherLife?src=hash\">#TeacherLife<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Joshua Bowman (@JoshuaBowman) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JoshuaBowman\/status\/910468935501307904\">September 20, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">sometimes the best way to solve a client&#8217;s problem is just Excel and some macros<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jimmy Bogard (@jbogard) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jbogard\/status\/910212456819118082\">September 19, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Told my boss, &#8220;I love Excel assignments, keep giving me these&#8221; and she goes, &#8220;it&#8217;s great to have a nerd like this on our team&#8221; <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/accountant?src=hash\">#accountant<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Blow Ma (@BlowManoj) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BlowManoj\/status\/910266449473802241\">September 19, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Yooo I&#8217;m filling out an application for work and all I can think about is how well this excel is formatted<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Peter Terrell (@PeterTerrell) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PeterTerrell\/status\/909611335750705152\">September 18, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">When I code (however rudimentarily) in excel and it freaking works <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/kwQCCQ5JqK\">pic.twitter.com\/kwQCCQ5JqK<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Kicia (@evening_redness) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/evening_redness\/status\/910564496724422658\">September 20, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I&#8217;m not sure why, but whenever I work on excel sheets I become a bottomless pit of hunger. I assume the data is draining my life-force.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 ScarlettSiren (@scarlettsiren) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/scarlettsiren\/status\/910229256088834049\">September 19, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">The high-point of my day at work: I just figured out how to clear old data from pivot tables in Excel.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 karina (@KDolehide) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KDolehide\/status\/910230878848262145\">September 19, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/twitter20170922a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"Excel dreams are the worst! http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/twitter20170922a_thumb.png\" alt=\"Excel dreams are the worst! http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"396\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Dideliot\/status\/909818785170722816\">Haze<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CocoChanele\/status\/910005889691664384\">Chanele<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bhassinger254\/status\/909863039125655553\">Bryan Hassinger<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ZachGrena\/status\/910315437845471232\">zach<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/WeBreakStrings\/status\/909397337117806592\">We Break Strings<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/guldeuxchats\/status\/910243938966974465\">The Good Waifu <\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MichaelIanPPete\/status\/910553157624885249\">Michael Peterson<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hixystix\/status\/908904350491267072\">Susan<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JoshuaBowman\/status\/910468935501307904\">Joshua Bowman<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jbogard\/status\/910212456819118082\">Jimmy Bogard<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BlowManoj\/status\/910266449473802241\">Blow Ma<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PeterTerrell\/status\/909611335750705152\">Peter Terrell<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KDolehide\/status\/910230878848262145\">karina<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/scarlettsiren\/status\/910229256088834049\">ScarlettSiren<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/evening_redness\/status\/910564496724422658\">Kicia<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c  no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Does your dad believe that Excel can do anything, or has it drained his life force? 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