{"id":3233,"date":"2017-09-29T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2017-09-29T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3233"},"modified":"2019-01-25T08:40:34","modified_gmt":"2019-01-25T13:40:34","slug":"excel-twitter-20170929","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2017\/09\/29\/excel-twitter-20170929\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20170929"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do you need more characters in Twitter, to complain about Excel? Or do you need fewer pie chart slices? If you can&#8217;t decide, have a few M&amp;Ms and maybe a Jello shot or two.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/twitter20170929b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"This week&#39;s best Excel tweets http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" style=\"border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"This week&#39;s best Excel tweets http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/twitter20170929b_thumb.png\" width=\"396\" height=\"199\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below. <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Showed my son how to solve a math problem with Excel. He thinks excel is &quot;awesome&quot;. I&#8217;m a very proud nerd right now. <\/li>\n<li>I got stuck on the Excel levels and couldn\u2019t get past the Clippy boss. Haven\u2019t played Office since. Worst. Game. Ever. <\/li>\n<li>Twitter should give you 140 characters and a 1-tab Excel spreadsheet (no pivot tables\/macros) <\/li>\n<li>Not finding the words to describe a basic worksheet problem in Excel is why Siri thinks I&#8217;m an imbecile. (I have the fancy Siri.) <\/li>\n<li>*input simple 2 column data for line graph in Excel**expect data to be interpreted to x and y axes**get pie chart with 226 slices* <\/li>\n<li>Word of advice. You may not want to listen to 90&#8217;s songs and work on excel. <\/li>\n<li>Who doesn&#8217;t love using Excel when it involves graphing M&amp;Ms? #7thGrade <\/li>\n<li>My friend got Jell-O shots at her work meeting and I got forwarded an email chain with the subject &quot;EPIC EXCEL TRICKS!!&quot; today <\/li>\n<li>If there&#8217;s any problem I have that can be solved with math you bet I already have an excel spreadsheet made out for it. <\/li>\n<li>No one ever tells you how much math is involved when you work in publishing. Learn Excel kids. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above. <\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Showed my son how to solve a math problem with Excel. He thinks excel is &quot;awesome&quot;.      <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m a very proud nerd right now.<\/p>\n<p> \u2014 Keith (@keithalamb) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/keithalamb\/status\/913130453330259968?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 27, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I got stuck on the Excel levels and couldn\u2019t get past the Clippy boss. Haven\u2019t played Office since. Worst. Game. Ever. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/v5FXhRK44d\">https:\/\/t.co\/v5FXhRK44d<\/a><\/p>\n<p> \u2014 Ken Fager (@kenfagerdotcom) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kenfagerdotcom\/status\/912678373574561792?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 26, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Twitter should give you 140 characters and a 1-tab Excel spreadsheet (no pivot tables\/macros)<\/p>\n<p> \u2014 Brant Dalton (@BrantDalton) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BrantDalton\/status\/912874609120292866?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 27, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Not finding the words to describe a basic worksheet problem in Excel is why Siri thinks I&#8217;m an imbecile. (I have the fancy Siri.)<\/p>\n<p> \u2014 Steven Stewart (@stevenisatwit) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/stevenisatwit\/status\/912821345704202241?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 26, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">*input simple 2 column data for line graph in Excel*      <br \/>*expect data to be interpreted to x and y axes*       <br \/>*get pie chart with 226 slices*       <\/p>\n<p> \u2014 Miss Stressed (@Ngwane_Elle) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Ngwane_Elle\/status\/912967097742962688?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 27, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Word of advice. You may not want to listen to 90&#8217;s songs and work on excel.<\/p>\n<p> \u2014 Ms. P (@barkingbegum) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/barkingbegum\/status\/913277035446800385?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 28, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Who doesn&#8217;t love using Excel when it involves graphing M&amp;Ms? <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/7thGrade?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#7thGrade<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/VZPT1tMBrZ\">pic.twitter.com\/VZPT1tMBrZ<\/a><\/p>\n<p> \u2014 Jody Beck (@MrsBeckTech) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MrsBeckTech\/status\/913423561012006913?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 28, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">My friend got Jell-O shots at her work meeting and I got forwarded an email chain with the subject &quot;EPIC EXCEL TRICKS!!&quot; today<\/p>\n<p> \u2014 Emma Nowak (@ememthegem) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ememthegem\/status\/913188843607617536?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 27, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">If there&#8217;s any problem I have that can be solved with math you bet I already have an excel spreadsheet made out for it.<\/p>\n<p> \u2014 Maggie Neddermeyer (@MaggieNedd) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MaggieNedd\/status\/913074992828567552?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 27, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">No one ever tells you how much math is involved when you work in publishing.      <\/p>\n<p>Learn Excel kids.<\/p>\n<p> \u2014 Sam Morgan (@samroebuck) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/samroebuck\/status\/913402582357463040?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 28, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p> <script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n<\/script>  <\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/keithalamb\/status\/913130453330259968\">Keith<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kenfagerdotcom\/status\/912678373574561792\">Ken Fager<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BrantDalton\/status\/912874609120292866\">Brant Dalton<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/stevenisatwit\/status\/912821345704202241\">Steven Stewart<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Ngwane_Elle\/status\/912967097742962688\">Miss Stressed<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/barkingbegum\/status\/913277035446800385\">Ms. P<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MrsBeckTech\/status\/913423561012006913\">Jody Beck<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ememthegem\/status\/913188843607617536\">Emma Nowak<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MaggieNedd\/status\/913074992828567552\">Maggie Neddermeyer<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/samroebuck\/status\/913402582357463040\">Sam Morgan<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you need more characters in Twitter, to complain about Excel? 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