{"id":3243,"date":"2017-10-06T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2017-10-06T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3243"},"modified":"2017-10-05T16:45:40","modified_gmt":"2017-10-05T20:45:40","slug":"excel-twitter-20171006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2017\/10\/06\/excel-twitter-20171006\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20171006"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Are you fluent in Excel, or would you prefer to communicate in High Valyrian? Whichever you pick, don&#8217;t let the green triangles scare you while you solve the universe.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/twitter20171006b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"Can\u2019t work Excel without a mouse! http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/twitter20171006b_thumb.png\" alt=\"Can\u2019t work Excel without a mouse! http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"201\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>You go to war with the pivot table you have, not the pivot table you might want or wish to have<\/li>\n<li>Being an adult is getting excited when your boss says you can charge time to take an Excel tutorial class at BSU as &#8220;personal development&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>When people try to come for you over corporate email, so you gotta hit them with the pivot table facts.<\/li>\n<li>When the Excel gods are on your side and allow that dammm formula to work hahaha you know it\u2019s a good day<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve never felt more stupid than when I studied next to a physics major tonight. I&#8217;m making Excel spreadsheets and he&#8217;s solving the universe<\/li>\n<li>As an accounting guy nothing gets me jazzed like a well formatted chart in excel<\/li>\n<li>Stupid little green triangle in the corner of the cell in MS Excel gives me unnecessary stress. I am right, you are wrong. Ugh.<\/li>\n<li>*googles excel question about a chart**reads first reply to question**closes browser*<\/li>\n<li>I don\u2019t like the new Excel\u2019s use of unnecessary animations and cutesy conversational dialog boxes. I\u2019m trying to work here!<\/li>\n<li>Dealing with Excel is like learning another language this mess of a pivot table might as well be in High Valyrian<\/li>\n<li>I love it when Excel freezes. It&#8217;s suspenseful. Will I lose all my work? Stay tuned for the next episode&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>When an Excel &#8220;pivot table&#8221; in English turns into a &#8220;tableau crois\u00e9 dynamique&#8221; in French.<\/li>\n<li>I Refuse to do anymore work on Excel without a mouse!<\/li>\n<li>Just accidentally discovered that alt+3 makes a heart symbol in Excel so it&#8217;s probably fine that I&#8217;m still at work right<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">You go to war with the pivot table you have, not the pivot table you might want or wish to have<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Patrick Hurley (@poguemahon) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/poguemahon\/status\/913979731200167936?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 30, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Being an adult is getting excited when your boss says you can charge time to take an Excel tutorial class at BSU as &#8220;personal development&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Moze (@kmozymoz) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kmozymoz\/status\/915298661197680640?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 3, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">When people try to come for you over corporate email, so you gotta hit them with the pivot table facts.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jackie Sousa (@jackie_sousa) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jackie_sousa\/status\/915978208897576961?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 5, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">When the Excel gods are on your side and allow that dammm formula to work hahaha you know it\u2019s a good day<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Saul De Loera (@SaulDLoera) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SaulDLoera\/status\/915314837269475330?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 3, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I&#8217;ve never felt more stupid than when I studied next to a physics major tonight. I&#8217;m making Excel spreadsheets and he&#8217;s solving the universe<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Devin (@udiscowithme) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/udiscowithme\/status\/915774936009945088?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 5, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">As an accounting guy nothing gets me jazzed like a well formatted chart in excel<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Quavo Jam Boogie (@guesswhos_STACH) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/guesswhos_STACH\/status\/915253129184243714?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 3, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Stupid little green triangle in the corner of the cell in MS Excel gives me unnecessary stress. I am right, you are wrong. Ugh.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Affy (@ATTQureshi) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ATTQureshi\/status\/915358287956201474?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 3, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">*googles excel question about a chart*<\/p>\n<p>*reads first reply to question*<\/p>\n<p>*closes browser* <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/E66acI90Jx\">pic.twitter.com\/E66acI90Jx<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Michael Klein (@chargehim40) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/chargehim40\/status\/913502080257658880?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 28, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Office?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@Office<\/a> I don\u2019t like the new Excel\u2019s use of unnecessary animations and cutesy conversational dialog boxes. I\u2019m trying to work here!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Brian Wahl (@bgwahl) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bgwahl\/status\/915951288474636289?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 5, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Dealing with Excel is like learning another language this mess of a pivot table might as well be in High Valyrian <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/04SPBtEQ9t\">pic.twitter.com\/04SPBtEQ9t<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Hard Deadline (@ThatDasia) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ThatDasia\/status\/914845847984238593?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 2, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I love it when Excel freezes. It&#8217;s suspenseful. Will I lose all my work?<\/p>\n<p>Stay tuned for the next episode&#8230; cc: <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/shannonscarlett?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@shannonscarlett<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/riDj7Cm3Jb\">pic.twitter.com\/riDj7Cm3Jb<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Dan Wilson (@DanWilson) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DanWilson\/status\/915922662286856194?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 5, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"fr\">When an Excel &#8220;pivot table&#8221; in English turns into a &#8220;tableau crois\u00e9 dynamique&#8221; in French.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Marie Patino (@mariepastora) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mariepastora\/status\/913606078100844544?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 29, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I Refuse to do anymore work on Excel without a mouse!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \u2741 j (@nxllxs) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nxllxs\/status\/914702613114896384?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 2, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Just accidentally discovered that alt+3 makes a heart symbol in Excel so it&#8217;s probably fine that I&#8217;m still at work right<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Susan Olson (@beautyinfacts) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/beautyinfacts\/status\/913925891775975424?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 30, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/twitter20171006a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"Can\u2019t work Excel without a mouse! http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/twitter20171006a_thumb.png\" alt=\"Can\u2019t work Excel without a mouse! http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"332\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/poguemahon\/status\/913979731200167936\">Patrick Hurley<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kmozymoz\/status\/915298661197680640\">Moze<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jackie_sousa\/status\/915978208897576961\">Jackie Sousa<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SaulDLoera\/status\/915314837269475330\">Saul De Loera<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/udiscowithme\/status\/915774936009945088\">Devin<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/guesswhos_STACH\/status\/915253129184243714\">Quavo Jam Boogie<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ATTQureshi\/status\/915358287956201474\">Affy<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/chargehim40\/status\/913502080257658880\">Michael Klein<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bgwahl\/status\/915951288474636289\">Brian Wahl<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ThatDasia\/status\/914845847984238593\">Hard Deadline <\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DanWilson\/status\/915922662286856194\">Dan Wilson<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mariepastora\/status\/913606078100844544\">Marie Patino<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nxllxs\/status\/914702613114896384\">\u2741 j<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/beautyinfacts\/status\/913925891775975424\">Susan Olson<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c  no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are you fluent in Excel, or would you prefer to communicate in High Valyrian? 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