{"id":3250,"date":"2017-10-13T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2017-10-13T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3250"},"modified":"2017-10-12T13:14:22","modified_gmt":"2017-10-12T17:14:22","slug":"excel-twitter-20171013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2017\/10\/13\/excel-twitter-20171013\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20171013"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If pivot tables make you cry, don&#8217;t put them on your resume. Those Wall Street guys won&#8217;t like it. Just have some sushi, then make a Gantt chart instead.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/twitter20171013b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"When the new Excel function works! http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/twitter20171013b_thumb.png\" alt=\"When the new Excel function works! http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"201\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I just cried over a pivot table. Is it the weekend yet?<\/li>\n<li>I love this new Excel feature of Not Being Able To Print Anything Anymore.<\/li>\n<li>I use the concatenate function in excel to write code more quickly can I also be a polymath or does that make me a loser unaware of looping?<\/li>\n<li>My love for Excel has me constantly questioning how I ended up in law school.<\/li>\n<li>Made my first Gantt chart in Excel so I&#8217;m gonna add &#8220;Project Management&#8221; to my CV<\/li>\n<li>When you\u2019re put in a 2 hour meeting that could have been an email and a pivot table<\/li>\n<li>Yo girl doesn&#8217;t love you if she&#8217;s never sent you a text through Excel<\/li>\n<li>If I were a boss, I\u2019d hire the honest guy who says he\u2019s only okay at excel on his resume<\/li>\n<li>@L_DiPaolo My campaign to have Microsoft remove pie chart capability from Excel has not yet worked sadly.<\/li>\n<li>TFW you try using a new function in Excel, and you get it to work way quicker than you expected. #NerdLife<\/li>\n<li>I love dealing with Wall St. guys that write out the questions for an interview in an Excel spreadsheet.<\/li>\n<li>My boss thinks I\u2019m amazing because I copy &amp; paste things in excel and send them back really quickly.<\/li>\n<li>@meganavery_xo I would rather be at work. I love Microsoft Excel and the economy. And sushi.<\/li>\n<li>New work autoreply &#8211; &#8220;I&#8217;m afraid your data query has been rejected due to&#8230; YOUR POOR EXCEL USAGE. You may never contact me again. Ever.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Excel is my love language<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I just cried over a pivot table. Is it the weekend yet?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Abbie Lynn (@abbielynn_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/abbielynn_\/status\/918235344130203654?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 11, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I love this new Excel feature of Not Being Able To Print Anything Anymore.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Matthematics Good (@matthewgood) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewgood\/status\/917888925695467520?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 10, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I use the concatenate function in excel to write code more quickly can I also be a polymath or does that make me a loser unaware of looping? <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/xIuLwciPSQ\">https:\/\/t.co\/xIuLwciPSQ<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mark Price (@price_laborecon) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/price_laborecon\/status\/918088869580607488?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 11, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">My love for Excel has me constantly questioning how I ended up in law school.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 ru ru (@rabayya_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/rabayya_\/status\/917420329034747904?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 9, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Made my first Gantt chart in Excel so I&#8217;m gonna add &#8220;Project Management&#8221; to my CV <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/SkA6MPdcMO\">pic.twitter.com\/SkA6MPdcMO<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Moist Towelette (@MamaGhoulette) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MamaGhoulette\/status\/918323470143856640?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 12, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">When you\u2019re put in a 2 hour meeting that could have been an email and a pivot table<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Hot Mess Express (@goldenRAYEphoto) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/goldenRAYEphoto\/status\/918169202829164546?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 11, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Yo girl doesn&#8217;t love you if she&#8217;s never sent you a text through Excel <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/J3RbOJbKsG\">pic.twitter.com\/J3RbOJbKsG<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ludaway (@Redccl_slim) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Redccl_slim\/status\/918160355833950208?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 11, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">If I were a boss, I\u2019d hire the honest guy who says he\u2019s only okay at excel on his resume \u200d\u2640<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 L I S A (@Lisasinaa) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Lisasinaa\/status\/918167412125683712?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 11, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">My campaign to have Microsoft remove pie chart capability from Excel has not yet worked sadly. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/d0zdohmKUy\">pic.twitter.com\/d0zdohmKUy<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jeremy Teigen (@ProfTeigen) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ProfTeigen\/status\/918211218871144448?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 11, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">TFW you try using a new function in Excel, and you get it to work way quicker than you expected. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/NerdLife?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#NerdLife<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Troy Le Zombie (@Tlenze) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Tlenze\/status\/918480558979735552?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 12, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I love dealing with Wall St. guys that write out the questions for an interview in an Excel spreadsheet.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Howard Marks (@DeepStorageNet) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DeepStorageNet\/status\/918146984829001728?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 11, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">My boss thinks I\u2019m amazing because I copy &amp; paste things in excel and send them back really quickly.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Queen (@_QueenLOUIS) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_QueenLOUIS\/status\/916056904807469057?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 5, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I would rather be at work. I love Microsoft Excel and the economy. And sushi.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 John Ellis (@jon_ellis9) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jon_ellis9\/status\/918061455781629952?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 11, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">New work autoreply &#8211; &#8220;I&#8217;m afraid your data query has been rejected due to&#8230; YOUR POOR EXCEL USAGE. You may never contact me again. Ever.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Greg Dobbins (@ThatGregDobbins) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ThatGregDobbins\/status\/918490500004564992?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 12, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Excel is my love language<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Emily in Accounting (@emilyiscorny) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/emilyiscorny\/status\/918468306310283264?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 12, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/twitter20171013a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"When the new Excel function works! http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/twitter20171013a_thumb.png\" alt=\"When the new Excel function works! http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"332\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/abbielynn_\/status\/918235344130203654\">Abbie Lynn<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewgood\/status\/917888925695467520\">Matthematics Good<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/price_laborecon\/status\/918088869580607488\">Mark Price<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/rabayya_\/status\/917420329034747904\">ru ru<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MamaGhoulette\/status\/918323470143856640\">Moist Towelette<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/goldenRAYEphoto\/status\/918169202829164546\">Hot Mess Express<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Redccl_slim\/status\/918160355833950208\">Ludaway<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Lisasinaa\/status\/918167412125683712\">L I S A<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ProfTeigen\/status\/918211218871144448\">Jeremy Teigen<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Tlenze\/status\/918480558979735552\">Troy Le Zombie<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DeepStorageNet\/status\/918146984829001728\">Howard Marks<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_QueenLOUIS\/status\/916056904807469057\">Queen<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jon_ellis9\/status\/918061455781629952\">John Ellis<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ThatGregDobbins\/status\/918490500004564992\">Greg Dobbins<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/emilyiscorny\/status\/918468306310283264\">Emily in Accounting<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c  no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If pivot tables make you cry, don&#8217;t put them on your resume. 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