{"id":3259,"date":"2017-10-20T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2017-10-20T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3259"},"modified":"2017-10-19T17:02:34","modified_gmt":"2017-10-19T21:02:34","slug":"excel-twitter-20171020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2017\/10\/20\/excel-twitter-20171020\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20171020"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Did you celebrate Spreadsheet Day this week? Or did you just sit in a Starbucks, drinking coffee and swearing at Excel?<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/twitter20171020b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Drinking coffee and swearing at Excel http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/twitter20171020b_thumb.png\" alt=\"Drinking coffee and swearing at Excel http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"201\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Taking a short break to celebrate #NationalSpreadsheetDay &#8230;Now back to staring at an Excel workbook for the rest of the day,<\/li>\n<li>The extent of work convos today: 1. The origin of the phrase that&#8217;s clutch. 2. what our fav excel shortcuts are\u2026<\/li>\n<li>My life before pivot tables was empty and meaningless #excel<\/li>\n<li>Random user today: I cannot work, they changed my machine today and they put so little bytes on the excel and it just counts to ten &#8230;.<\/li>\n<li>This is what I think I look like when I am working in excel and writing code<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t forget you can make a pie like this in Excel. Office Support tells you how. Sigh.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m an Excel nerd and love me a good spreadsheet! Where would we be without it? #NationalSpreadsheetDay<\/li>\n<li>half my job is sitting in a starbucks cussing out an excel worksheet, what has my life come too<\/li>\n<li>Every time I decide I want to be productive at work, excel decides it needs the afternoon off&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s really disingenuous of a &#8220;database&#8221; to disguise itself as an Excel workbook w\/ multiple sheets, embedded graphics, in-cell comments, etc.<\/li>\n<li>One of the library techs taught me about the consolidate feature in Excel and I feel like I&#8217;m having a Holy Ghost moment<\/li>\n<li>I prefer to imagine that there are still those who have to force themselves to use Excel without having learned to love their captor<\/li>\n<li>Will I ever love anyone as much as I love Microsoft Excel? Tune in next week for the answer<\/li>\n<li>anyone out there particularly #blessed when it comes to pivot tables in excel because H E L P<\/li>\n<li>A new day, a new Excel problem<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>__________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Taking a short break to celebrate <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/NationalSpreadsheetDay?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#NationalSpreadsheetDay<\/a> &#8230;Now back to staring at an Excel workbook for the rest of the day, <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/8qqijZkkTw\">pic.twitter.com\/8qqijZkkTw<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Matthew Peloza (@MatthewPeloza) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MatthewPeloza\/status\/920361104290795521?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 17, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">The extent of work convos today:<br \/>\n1. The origin of the phrase that&#8217;s clutch.<br \/>\n2. what our fav excel shortcuts are&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Kiera Orris (@kieraorris) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kieraorris\/status\/920361253830307849?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 17, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">My life before pivot tables was empty and meaningless <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/excel?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#excel<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mallory Narang (@allonsymallory) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/allonsymallory\/status\/920860890756468736?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 19, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Random user today: &#8221; I cannot work, they changed my machine today and they put so little bytes on the excel and it just counts to ten &#8221; &#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 rick_developer (@ricardoromanrs) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ricardoromanrs\/status\/921025475790729216?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 19, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">This is what I think I look like when I am working in excel and writing code <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/JeTLn8TbrN\">pic.twitter.com\/JeTLn8TbrN<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Calahan Riley (@calahan_riley) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/calahan_riley\/status\/920913404969345024?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 19, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Don&#8217;t forget you can make a pie like this in Excel. Office Support tells you how. Sigh. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/WheUldV4Cg\">https:\/\/t.co\/WheUldV4Cg<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/oJ7lffsgaU\">pic.twitter.com\/oJ7lffsgaU<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jorge Camoes (@camoesjo) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/camoesjo\/status\/919928615042797569?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 16, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I&#8217;m an Excel nerd and love me a good spreadsheet! Where would we be without it? <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/NationalSpreadsheetDay?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#NationalSpreadsheetDay<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/5a1pgDUdb2\">https:\/\/t.co\/5a1pgDUdb2<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Dan Simpson (@dansimpmsft) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dansimpmsft\/status\/920646980090544129?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 18, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">half my job is sitting in a starbucks cussing out an excel worksheet, what has my life come too<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Porter (@hav_fruen) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hav_fruen\/status\/919992140976988161?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 16, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Every time I decide I want to be productive at work, excel decides it needs the afternoon off&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Lindsay Stewart (@LindsayBeth92) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LindsayBeth92\/status\/920695001063067648?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 18, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">It&#8217;s really disingenuous of a &#8220;database&#8221; to disguise itself as an Excel workbook w\/ multiple sheets, embedded graphics, in-cell comments, etc.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mark Scheuerell (@mark_scheuerell) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mark_scheuerell\/status\/920642740618014720?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 18, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">One of the library techs taught me about the consolidate feature in Excel and I feel like I&#8217;m having a Holy Ghost moment.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Cecily Walker\u2728 (@skeskali) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/skeskali\/status\/920739863736885248?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 18, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I prefer to imagine that there are still those who have to force themselves to use Excel without having learned to love their captor<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Thomas Bahama (@work_island) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/work_island\/status\/921062577316270081?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 19, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Will I ever love anyone as much as I love Microsoft Excel? Tune in next week for the answer<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 spooky scary rena (@bye_ology) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bye_ology\/status\/920129246881775617?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 17, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">anyone out there particularly <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/blessed?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#blessed<\/a> when it comes to pivot tables in excel because H E L P<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 leah (@ehhhleah) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ehhhleah\/status\/921041311880400896?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 19, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">A new day, a new Excel problem<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Sarah (@srhc24) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/srhc24\/status\/921047485946179585?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 19, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________________________<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/twitter20171020a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Drinking coffee and swearing at Excel http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/twitter20171020a_thumb.png\" alt=\"Drinking coffee and swearing at Excel http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"332\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MatthewPeloza\/status\/920361104290795521\">Matthew Peloza<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kieraorris\/status\/920361253830307849\">Kiera Orris<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/allonsymallory\/status\/920860890756468736\">Mallory Narang<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ricardoromanrs\/status\/921025475790729216\">rick_developer<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/calahan_riley\/status\/920913404969345024\">Calahan Riley<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/camoesjo\/status\/919928615042797569\">Jorge Camoes<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dansimpmsft\/status\/920646980090544129\">Dan Simpson<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hav_fruen\/status\/919992140976988161\">Porter<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LindsayBeth92\/status\/920695001063067648\">Lindsay Stewart<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mark_scheuerell\/status\/920642740618014720\">Mark Scheuerell<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/skeskali\/status\/920739863736885248\">Cecily Walker<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_\/status\/921059979146166277\">Thomas Bahama<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bye_ology\/status\/920129246881775617\">spooky scary rena<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ehhhleah\/status\/921041311880400896\">leah<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/srhc24\/status\/921047485946179585\">Sarah<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c  no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Did you celebrate Spreadsheet Day this week? 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