{"id":3266,"date":"2017-10-27T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2017-10-27T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3266"},"modified":"2017-10-26T14:36:17","modified_gmt":"2017-10-26T18:36:17","slug":"excel-twitter-20171027","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2017\/10\/27\/excel-twitter-20171027\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20171027"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Does Excel make you dizzy, or do you always feel that way when Excel crashes? Anyway, if you need a break from your big, complicated spreadsheet, read the entire thread about pivot table ducks. I loved it, perhaps a little too much.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/twitter20171027b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"I love Excel a little too much http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/twitter20171027b_thumb.png\" alt=\"I love Excel a little too much http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"201\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Tfw you&#8217;re at work and you find out you&#8217;re not actually all that proficient at Excel<\/li>\n<li>If sexiness can be understood as a function of creating useful pivot tables in Excel, I am smokin&#8217; hot.<\/li>\n<li>When you don&#8217;t normally work in Excel and then own a big, complicated spreadsheet, you find yourself wishing for a medieval life expectancy.<\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t think I can do a pivot table at this time of night :S.<\/li>\n<li>When you&#8217;re trying to decide if it&#8217;s time to leave work and excel crashes<\/li>\n<li>Someone told me, &#8220;I like you. Almost as much as I love Excel.&#8221;I might be in love.<\/li>\n<li>Nothing at work is more frustrating yet more invigorating than when excel starts to slow down cause you&#8217;re pushing it to its max.<\/li>\n<li>Do not want a pivot table of ducks.<\/li>\n<li>Oh my gosh. The show duplicates function in Excel. Is this love? I think I might be in love. #museumdocumentation<\/li>\n<li>I really pity whoever is going to QC my work&#8230; This excel sheet is making me dizzy&#8230; And I made it.<\/li>\n<li>I think Excel excels in its own ways. You can do wonders with awk\/regex sure, but corporate work seldom requires wonders<\/li>\n<li>Pivot tables turned out to help with my transposing problem so I guess I don&#8217;t hate Microsoft Excel after all.<\/li>\n<li>That moment you open an excel worksheet you spend ALL the time on only to realise that it wasn&#8217;t saved.<\/li>\n<li>This is so true I told my baby freshmen, you think you know excel! And then dramatically whisper *you dont* before introing pivot tables<\/li>\n<li>I love Excel a little too much&#8230;it&#8217;s a problem<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Tfw you&#8217;re at work and you find out you&#8217;re not actually all that proficient at Excel<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 musarrat (@MusiSaidWhat) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MusiSaidWhat\/status\/922503669311987712?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 23, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">If sexiness can be understood as a function of creating useful pivot tables in Excel, I am smokin&#8217; hot.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jess-Icabod Zellers (@bookouroboros) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bookouroboros\/status\/922880984131031040?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 24, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">When you don&#8217;t normally work in Excel and then own a big, complicated spreadsheet, you find yourself wishing for a medieval life expectancy.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Will (@Sharkfinhat) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Sharkfinhat\/status\/923255283304091648?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 25, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I don&#8217;t think I can do a pivot table at this time of night :S.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 sparkyannc (@sparkyannc) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sparkyannc\/status\/922612681059823616?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 23, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">When you&#8217;re trying to decide if it&#8217;s time to leave work and excel crashes <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/ISPyEQ8Sod\">pic.twitter.com\/ISPyEQ8Sod<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Charli Kesteven (@ckesteven) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ckesteven\/status\/923076301774139392?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 25, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Someone told me, &#8220;I like you. Almost as much as I love Excel.&#8221;<br \/>\nI might be in love.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mike Crane (@ThePsion) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ThePsion\/status\/923560677490462720?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 26, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Nothing at work is more frustrating yet more invigorating than when excel starts to slow down cause you&#8217;re pushing it to its max.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Sam Kucera (@samkrunningman) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/samkrunningman\/status\/923254389653032965?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 25, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Do not want a pivot table of ducks.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Cat (@armyofcaitlin) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/armyofcaitlin\/status\/922062403067629569?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 22, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Oh my gosh. The show duplicates function in Excel. Is this love? I think I might be in love. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/museumdocumentation?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#museumdocumentation<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Tom Hopkins (@TMPHopkins1) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TMPHopkins1\/status\/923581440767463424?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 26, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I really pity whoever is going to QC my work&#8230; This excel sheet is making me dizzy&#8230; And I made it.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Phil (@Phil_Gr8ness) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Phil_Gr8ness\/status\/923514365097201670?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 26, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I think Excel excels in its own ways. You can do wonders with awk\/regex sure, but corporate work seldom requires wonders<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Monish Kumar (@_product7) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_product7\/status\/923267635869114369?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 25, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Pivot tables turned out to help with my transposing problem so I guess I don&#8217;t hate Microsoft Excel after all.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jussa Tweeter (@MissRJay) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MissRJay\/status\/922542889325953024?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 23, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">That moment you open an excel worksheet you spend ALL the time on only to realise that it wasn&#8217;t saved. \u200d\u2642<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Craig O. Nicholson (@PropsPV) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PropsPV\/status\/922499326181507074?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 23, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">This is so true I told my baby freshmen, you think you know excel! And then dramatically whisper *you dont* before introing pivot tables <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/znEVy9rQJI\">pic.twitter.com\/znEVy9rQJI<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Alisha (@Ceres_Station) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Ceres_Station\/status\/922661347418169344?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 24, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I love Excel a little too much&#8230;it&#8217;s a problem<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Danielle Cummings (@MamaDukes003) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MamaDukes003\/status\/922241645558550528?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 22, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/twitter20171027a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"I love Excel a little too much http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/twitter20171027a_thumb.png\" alt=\"I love Excel a little too much http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"332\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MusiSaidWhat\/status\/922503669311987712\">musarrat<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bookouroboros\/status\/922880984131031040\">Jess-Icabod Zellers<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Sharkfinhat\/status\/923255283304091648\">Will<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sparkyannc\/status\/922612681059823616\">sparkyannc<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ckesteven\/status\/923076301774139392\">Charli Kesteven<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ThePsion\/status\/923560677490462720\">Mike Crane<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/samkrunningman\/status\/923254389653032965\">Sam Kucera<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_\/status\/921778546804129792\">Cat<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TMPHopkins1\/status\/923581440767463424\">Tom Hopkins<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Phil_Gr8ness\/status\/923514365097201670\">Phil<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_\/status\/923261233972826112\">Monish Kumar<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MissRJay\/status\/922542889325953024\">Jussa Tweeter<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PropsPV\/status\/922499326181507074\">Craig O. 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