{"id":327,"date":"2010-03-31T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-31T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/31\/excel-twitters-20100331\/"},"modified":"2010-03-31T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-03-31T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitters-20100331","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/31\/excel-twitters-20100331\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20100331"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is Excel nifty or spiffy? It certainly shouldn&#8217;t be Clippy! But even if the day is going badly, and there&#8217;s not an Excel guru in sight, try to avoid overdosing on the cereal bars.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>dog ate my homework. Not quite&#8230; but she did gnaw through my mac power cable in the midst of an excel spreadsheet. Now that&#8217;s a deadline! <\/li>\n<li>Last night I couldn&#8217;t fall asleep as my mind spun with an Excel Pivot Table trying to do a calculation with a looping error. #rainman <\/li>\n<li>You know that feeling when you create a huge Excel spreadsheet just to run it and discover the numbers don&#8217;t make any sense? <\/li>\n<li>You know that feeling when your huge Excel spreadsheet actually works? Yea boy. <\/li>\n<li>41,000 row spreadsheet, edited by 5 departments, where each dept. delegates to multiple people. Not one Excel guru. Which part is worst? <\/li>\n<li>I make the most obnoxiously colorful Excel spreadsheets. It almost hurts to look directly at them. <\/li>\n<li>Seeing sales manager help Rachael with an Excel issue is like putting me in a room full of wires and thinking I&#8217;m a master electrician. <\/li>\n<li>troubles with excel, but it&#8217;s a beautiful day at work, as i am alone in the office this morning (and i can play some music) <\/li>\n<li>preserving my sanity by doing absolutely nothing business related today. some days you just have to drop the excel sheets and step back. <\/li>\n<li>Bleugh. Just been given a bug list in a spreadsheet. Why do people think Excel is an appropriate tool for every job under the sun? <\/li>\n<li>Wearing my virtual auditor hat today while working on spiffy excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>Has changed his budgeting system from a plain text based one to a nifty Excel Spreadsheet&#8230; I &lt;3 Spreadsheets. \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>i never used project, spend more time updating that than getting stuff done. I have a simple excel gantt chart if you want <\/li>\n<li>I can&#8217;t fight it anymore. I must create an Excel spreadsheet for a project. Excel is the enemy of the creative mind. <\/li>\n<li>Excel is pretty painless. You bung your numbers in and it offers you a bunch of tolerable-looking charts <\/li>\n<li>Holy moly! I just did the spreadsheet and it is AWESOME! It just saved me a whole day. Thank you so much oh goddess of Excel!!! <\/li>\n<li>I have eaten too many cereal bars. Forgot I had a box in mydesk and ate them all. &lt;bloat&gt; Bloody gantt charts &amp; excel spreadsheets do this! <\/li>\n<li>I give up. Going to do french now. I&#8217;m not going to be an excel specialist. I could really care less atm. <\/li>\n<li>Clippy just popped up in my Excel spreadsheet. Seriously? How is that still possible?? <\/li>\n<li>Apparently one of the options Excel gives you in &#8216;Help&#8217; is to &quot;Become a fan on Facebook.&quot; Not today, Excel. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Templates\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excelfiles.html\">Excel Templates<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is Excel nifty or spiffy? It certainly shouldn&#8217;t be Clippy! But even if the day is going badly, and there&#8217;s not an Excel guru in sight, try to avoid overdosing on the cereal bars. dog ate my homework. Not quite&#8230; but she did gnaw through my mac power cable in the midst of an excel &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/31\/excel-twitters-20100331\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20100331&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-327","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/327","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=327"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/327\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=327"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=327"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=327"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}