{"id":3274,"date":"2017-11-03T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2017-11-03T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3274"},"modified":"2017-11-02T14:02:54","modified_gmt":"2017-11-02T18:02:54","slug":"excel-twitter-20171103","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2017\/11\/03\/excel-twitter-20171103\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20171103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do you still remember how your old Excel formulas work? Or do you need a Red Bull and some hyper focus to figure them out? Anyway, don&#8217;t give up \u2013 eventually Excel will tell you that you&#8217;re right!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/twitter20171103b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Love it when Excel says I\u2019m right! http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/twitter20171103b_thumb.png\" alt=\"Love it when Excel says I\u2019m right! http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"201\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Getting one excel formula to work, then feeling like you&#8217;ve become the matrix<\/li>\n<li>I love an Excel spreadsheet me. And I&#8217;m not sure I can publicy state how I feel about Pivot Tables \ud83d\ude09<\/li>\n<li>Damn wasn&#8217;t aware floating point maths in Excel was a problem&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>If you can make an excel pivot table in less than three days you\u2019re clearly a wizard.<\/li>\n<li>I need to teach my daughter (15 months old) how to copy and paste sth in Excel. I need an assistant at work #parentinggoals<\/li>\n<li>I love it when Excel tells me I&#8217;m right!<\/li>\n<li>Me: Spends two and a half hours on an estimation worksheet for work Excel: *Lets not actually save this, and then crash right as hes done*<\/li>\n<li>Me at 8 am this morning: &#8220;Wow, I love Excel. Making my life so much easier&#8221; Me at 10 am this morning: &#8220;WHY AM I NOT EXCELLING IN EXCEL&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>No problem &#8211; Microsoft Excel is the new Photoshop!<\/li>\n<li>Me opening a brand new Excel workbook: hello hyperfocus my old friend<\/li>\n<li>I wrote an Excel formula like 2 years ago at work and it works beautifully, but I have no idea how anymore&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>My husband is good for many, many things but tonight I am thankful for his love of Excel and fixing my dumb spreadsheets<\/li>\n<li>I wish it was the world of RedBull&#8230; Sadly it&#8217;s not, it&#8217;s the land of broken Excel formulas and SQL code bugs!<\/li>\n<li>I just figured out how to do a distinct count in my pivot table &amp; I feel strong, capable &amp; fierce.<\/li>\n<li>Excel won&#8217;t work. Have to give up .<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Getting one excel formula to work, then feeling like you&#8217;ve become the matrix <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/4Xp8M6uozz\">pic.twitter.com\/4Xp8M6uozz<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Tim Senna (@TimSenna) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TimSenna\/status\/926089719615803393?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 2, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I love an Excel spreadsheet me. And I&#8217;m not sure I can publicy state how I feel about Pivot Tables \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Hallowdean (@deanleigh) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/deanleigh\/status\/924218649044553729?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 28, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Damn wasn&#8217;t aware floating point maths in Excel was a problem&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Matteusbeus (@matteusbeus) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/matteusbeus\/status\/924998251908124672?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 30, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">If you can make an excel pivot table in less than three days you\u2019re clearly a wizard.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Candyman LLC (@schumoo) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/schumoo\/status\/925194160642101248?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 31, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I need to teach my daughter (15 months old) how to copy and paste sth in Excel. I need an assistant at work <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/parentinggoals?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#parentinggoals<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Marta (@_andmother) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_andmother\/status\/926066256377151488?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 2, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I love it when Excel tells me I&#8217;m right!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Robin E Hunt (@ThinkRobinHunt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ThinkRobinHunt\/status\/925427540646391808?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 31, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Me: Spends two and a half hours on an estimation worksheet for work<br \/>\nExcel: *Lets not actually save this, and then crash right as hes done*<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jarid (@JaridKG) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JaridKG\/status\/925833152953593856?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 1, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Me at 8 am this morning: &#8220;Wow, I love Excel. Making my life so much easier&#8221;<br \/>\nMe at 10 am this morning: &#8220;WHY AM I NOT EXCELLING IN EXCEL&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Pamela Garcia (@mspamelagarcia) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mspamelagarcia\/status\/925723110095060992?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 1, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">No problem &#8211; Microsoft Excel is the new Photoshop!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jonny Walsh (@jonathanwalsh_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jonathanwalsh_\/status\/926021392314888193?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 2, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Me opening a brand new Excel workbook: hello hyperfocus my old friend<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Brittany Evans (@brittlevans_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/brittlevans_\/status\/925770623355445248?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 1, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I wrote an Excel formula like 2 years ago at work and it works beautifully, but I have no idea how anymore&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Vide \u26b0\ufe0f (@viiiide) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/viiiide\/status\/925354573547626496?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 31, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">My husband is good for many, many things but tonight I am thankful for his love of Excel and fixing my dumb spreadsheets<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Megan Peacock (@PalePavon) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PalePavon\/status\/924815631496626176?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 30, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I wish it was the world of RedBull&#8230; Sadly it&#8217;s not, it&#8217;s the land of broken Excel formulas and SQL code bugs!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Donnie Petrunak (@DMPetrunak) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DMPetrunak\/status\/925736657302773761?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 1, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I just figured out how to do a distinct count in my pivot table &amp; I feel strong, capable &amp; fierce.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Amy Morris (@amynotlp) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/amynotlp\/status\/923909330444877826?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 27, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Excel won&#8217;t work. Have to give up .<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Amanda (@Flintaxe) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Flintaxe\/status\/926085112277684224?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 2, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/twitter20171103a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Love it when Excel says I\u2019m right! http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/twitter20171103a_thumb.png\" alt=\"Love it when Excel says I\u2019m right! http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"332\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TimSenna\/status\/926089719615803393\">Tim Senna<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_\/status\/924217423825440768\">Hallowdean<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/matteusbeus\/status\/924998251908124672\">Matteusbeus<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/schumoo\/status\/925194160642101248\">Candyman LLC<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_andmother\/status\/926066256377151488\">Marta<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_\/status\/925412670626500617\">Robin E Hunt<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JaridKG\/status\/925833152953593856\">Jarid <\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mspamelagarcia\/status\/925723110095060992\">Pamela Garcia<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_\/status\/926021169832169472\">Jonny Walsh<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/brittlevans_\/status\/925770623355445248\">Brittany Evans<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/viiiide\/status\/925354573547626496\">Vide <\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PalePavon\/status\/924815631496626176\">Megan Peacock<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_\/status\/925730091925196800\">Donnie Petrunak<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/amynotlp\/status\/923909330444877826\">Amy Morris<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Flintaxe\/status\/926085112277684224\">Amanda<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c  no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer; top: 132px; left: 20px;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you still remember how your old Excel formulas work? 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