{"id":328,"date":"2010-04-01T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-01T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/04\/01\/excel-twitters-20100401\/"},"modified":"2010-04-01T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2010-04-01T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitters-20100401","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/04\/01\/excel-twitters-20100401\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20100401"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s April Fool&#8217;s Day, and I&#8217;m sure Excel will be up to its usual tricks, so be careful! In yesterday&#8217;s Excel related tweets, it&#8217;s interesting that one guy looks forward to boring his wife with Excel tales, and another wishes for more adventurous stories to tell.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>If you&#8217;d have told me 5 years ago that the Pivot Table in excel would make me a hero, I&#8217;d have laughed at you! <\/li>\n<li>This spreadsheet just keeps on growing. I wish I&#8217;d leaned to use Excel properly at some point instead of winging it. <\/li>\n<li>Hrruummpphh. :takes Excel spreadsheet and goes off into corner with a snack of crackers and Italian sausage: <\/li>\n<li>Worked out the Excel problem, not thanks to you Microsoft (worst help section!) <\/li>\n<li>Lunch trip to the Harvard Museum of Natural History. My Excel work will now be tinged with the thrill of seeing THREE WHALE SKELETONS. <\/li>\n<li>As far as I know for now, after my big Excel project, I own and have in my bed room: 463 books. <\/li>\n<li>Anyone know where I can find an excel\/XML list of all the mayors in US with their addresses? <\/li>\n<li>Wha&#8230;? It&#8217;s 11am! Already? But I didn&#8217;t do anything but work on that bloody Excel chart!! o.O <\/li>\n<li>I am certain that Beethoven, Chopin, and Mozart make Excel work better. <\/li>\n<li>Trying to make a very simple spreadsheet makes me realize that I&#8217;ve never used Excel and I already completely hate it. <\/li>\n<li>I truly love the person who invented Filter in Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Millionare Matchmaker &#8211; this dude said he keeps a database\/ excel spreadsheet of all the chics he dates so he can ACT interested! What!!! <\/li>\n<li>The higher the position a person gets the more stupid they become..seriously dude..you can&#8217;t use excel and you got a Masters from #Harvard?? <\/li>\n<li>In Excel, does anyone know how to click the thing to make it do all your work for you? Is that only in the latest version? <\/li>\n<li>Oh Excel, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways&#8230;.A1, A2, A3, A4&#8230;. <\/li>\n<li>Feels old&#8230; My 7 year old knows more about programming excel than I do <\/li>\n<li>Damn Excel froze in business&#8230;.. But Twitter is working&#8230;. It must be a sign form God&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>I now have a 9 worksheet Excel spreadsheet of camera gear options for my Africa trip. Sigh. I&#8217;m a geek. <\/li>\n<li>Pumped&#8230; My beginners VBA programming class just got approved through work. Now I can really bore my wife with my Excel hijinks. <\/li>\n<li>wish I could return from work and regale my wife with tales of derring do, and not data migration and excel macros. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Table Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Table Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s April Fool&#8217;s Day, and I&#8217;m sure Excel will be up to its usual tricks, so be careful! In yesterday&#8217;s Excel related tweets, it&#8217;s interesting that one guy looks forward to boring his wife with Excel tales, and another wishes for more adventurous stories to tell. If you&#8217;d have told me 5 years ago that &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/04\/01\/excel-twitters-20100401\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20100401&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-328","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=328"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}