{"id":329,"date":"2010-04-02T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-02T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/04\/02\/excel-twitters-20100402\/"},"modified":"2010-04-02T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-04-02T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitters-20100402","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/04\/02\/excel-twitters-20100402\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20100402"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One tweeter would like to find a conference full of Excel enthusiasts &#8212; he should check the listings on the <a title=\"Excel Events\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/ExcelEvents.html\">Excel Events<\/a> page on the Contextures website. You should take a look too! But if you can&#8217;t make it to one of those awesome Excel events, grab a glass of wine and yell at the computer, like everyone else.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I don&#8217;t speak Excel. <\/li>\n<li>I randomly said &quot;I love pizza&quot; out loud while looking at a microsoft excel spread sheet at work. what is wrong with me? <\/li>\n<li>These pink column highlites really do wonders for this Excel spreadsheet! <\/li>\n<li>Spent way too long looking for a formula that would do what the &quot;Find &amp; Replace&quot; tool is made for. #Excel #Fail <\/li>\n<li>According to my Excel spreadsheet of my life (how sad), I have six days to finish researching and write my Joyce essay. Seems do-able now. <\/li>\n<li>Oh thanks Excel, it&#8217;s not like I wanted to go home or anything. Sure, I&#8217;ll re-enter all that info again&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>I take it Arsenal vs Barcelona is on right now &#8230; And I&#8217;m staring at excel sheets at work? Not cool &#8230; <\/li>\n<li>something new learned &#8211; how to create dependent dropdowns in excel. Who would have thought I&#8217;d do that today? <\/li>\n<li>Just found a slight error in my Excel sales tracking spreadsheet: it was causing 2.16 million excess calcs. Whoops! Sheet much faster now! <\/li>\n<li>Spent whole day lost in a sea of Excel spreadsheets. I love excel&#8230;but my eyes are crossing and the wine is calling! I quit! <\/li>\n<li>I hope not! Im a geek. I spreadsheet my entire life&#8230;.I took an excel class in College. Been addicted ever since. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m ashamed&#8230;I just figured out how to do calculated fields in a pivot table. And I call myself a pivot-table-expert&#8230; *sigh* <\/li>\n<li>Having more fun than a girl should have with a glass of wine, an excel spreadsheet, and Hall &amp; Oates mp3s. <\/li>\n<li>I made a two worksheet excel file with pivot tables &amp; conditional formatting to optimize my commute via public transit. #datageek <\/li>\n<li>I just made my own Sweater Costing Spreadsheet in Excel! Enter: yarn name, size(sport, worsted or bulky), cost per ball and yards per ball!! <\/li>\n<li>Furious! Report is due tomorrow and I just figured out that the graphs were wrong, thanks to stupid miscalculations by Excel. <\/li>\n<li>kid next to me is very angry and is yelling at his excel work sheet under his breath&#8230; #ishouldthinkaboutdifferentclasses <\/li>\n<li>There are many productive things I could have chosen to do, but instead I made a color-coded Excel spreadsheet of the books I need to read. <\/li>\n<li>Excel. Five hours of Excel. <\/li>\n<li>That&#8217;s a BIG Excel spreadsheet with all accountholders, addresses, cc and tel numbers then. Hope their laptops are secure. <\/li>\n<li>Man, I love Excel spreadsheets. Wish a conference existed where I could network with others who love Excel. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Data Validation\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlDataVal01.html\">Excel Data Validation<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Conditional Formatting\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlCondFormat01.html\">Excel Conditional Formatting<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Table Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Table Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One tweeter would like to find a conference full of Excel enthusiasts &#8212; he should check the listings on the Excel Events page on the Contextures website. You should take a look too! But if you can&#8217;t make it to one of those awesome Excel events, grab a glass of wine and yell at the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/04\/02\/excel-twitters-20100402\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20100402&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=329"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}