{"id":3290,"date":"2017-11-17T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2017-11-17T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3290"},"modified":"2017-11-16T15:24:13","modified_gmt":"2017-11-16T20:24:13","slug":"excel-twitter-20171117","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2017\/11\/17\/excel-twitter-20171117\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20171117"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do you get joy from those moments when everything works perfectly in Excel? And do you excel at Excel, or is technology just not on your side today? Finally, if you&#8217;re up against a pivot table, just whisper, &#8220;Don&#8217;t fight it!&#8221; (That&#8217;s what Jack Bauer would do.)<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/twitter20171117b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Fought a pivot table, and lost! #Excel http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/twitter20171117b_thumb.png\" alt=\"Fought a pivot table, and lost! #Excel http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"201\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>You can never check your excel worksheet enough times.<\/li>\n<li>You&#8217;re not Type A until you&#8217;re &#8220;uses an excel pivot table to make a thanksgiving grocery list&#8221; Type A<\/li>\n<li>Today I fought a pivot table. In other news, today I lost a fight to a pivot table.<\/li>\n<li>My boss asked our group text who was good at excel and I said \u201cI excel&#8230;.at Excel\u201d and I didn\u2019t get picked<\/li>\n<li>You KNOW it\u2019s gettin serious when you have exchanged via email your excel worksheet schedules<\/li>\n<li>I used to love excel then i started using it for work<\/li>\n<li>My favorite thing about working in Excel is trying to do something I did yesterday, except today it doesn&#8217;t work!<\/li>\n<li>being a vanilla as hell corporate adult means you kinda get sad when the \u201cMS excel pivot tables\u201d webinar gets cancelled<\/li>\n<li>Me trying to do Excel: I can do it, I can do itMy brain while doing Excel: You&#8217;re stupid, this is stupid, what is a filter?<\/li>\n<li>if a problem isnt solvable with an excel spreadsheet i dont wanna deal with it<\/li>\n<li>You know that joy you get when all of the formatting and formulas work perfectly in an excel spreadsheet? No? Just me?<\/li>\n<li>You know there&#8217;s a problem when your idea of fun is working on trending in a report in Excel on a Friday night.<\/li>\n<li>Today technology is not on my side, stupid Excel!<\/li>\n<li>my brain every time someone at work asks me to update a pivot chart on excel:<\/li>\n<li>\u201cA pivot table cannot overlap another pivot table.\u201dCan\u2019t? Or *won\u2019t.*<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">You can never check your excel worksheet enough times.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Himanjal (@neglectedchum) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/neglectedchum\/status\/930699550293200896?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 15, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">You&#8217;re not Type A until you&#8217;re &#8220;uses an excel pivot table to make a thanksgiving grocery list&#8221; Type A<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Marles Barkley (@havuseenmolly) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/havuseenmolly\/status\/930997756319191040?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 16, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Today I fought a pivot table.<br \/>\nIn other news, today I lost a fight to a pivot table.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Michelle Arbuckle (@Citybrarian) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Citybrarian\/status\/930572770131374080?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 14, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">My boss asked our group text who was good at excel and I said \u201cI excel&#8230;.at Excel\u201d and I didn\u2019t get picked<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 local boi (@allenordad) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/allenordad\/status\/931194999663980544?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 16, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">You KNOW it\u2019s gettin serious when you have exhanged via email your excel worksheet schedules<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 miranda \u2728 (@miranderisms) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/miranderisms\/status\/930454493845774336?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 14, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I used to love excel then i started using it for work<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Pumpkins (@Pumpkins182) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Pumpkins182\/status\/931193640571097089?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 16, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">My favorite thing about working in Excel is trying to do something I did yesterday, except today it doesn&#8217;t work!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Melanie Fortune (@menemurp) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/menemurp\/status\/930460191337992199?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 14, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">being a vanilla as hell corporate adult means you kinda get sad when the \u201cMS excel pivot tables\u201d webinar gets cancelled<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 obj (@obaileyj) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/obaileyj\/status\/931199241309114368?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 16, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Me trying to do Excel: I can do it, I can do it<br \/>\nMy brain while doing Excel: You&#8217;re stupid, this is stupid, what is a filter?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 MaryAnn Klick (@KlickMaryann) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KlickMaryann\/status\/930215046852108289?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 13, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">if a problem isnt solvable with an excel spreadsheet i dont wanna deal with it<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Tysha Lukman (@tyshL) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tyshL\/status\/930706654689075200?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 15, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">You know that joy you get when all of theformattig and formulas work perfectly in an excel spreadsheet? No? Just me?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Katie (@katiemucci) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/katiemucci\/status\/930884909614489601?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 15, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">You know there&#8217;s a problem when your idea of fun is working on trending in a report in Excel on a Friday night.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Wall St Jake (@WallStJake) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/WallStJake\/status\/929263324788748288?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 11, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Today technology is not on my side, stupid Excel!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Katherine Burchell (@katherinehelen_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/katherinehelen_\/status\/930755756881825792?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 15, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">my brain every time someone at work asks me to update a pivot chart on excel: <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/1ff2zjcYs0\">pic.twitter.com\/1ff2zjcYs0<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 my dearest, drummond (@Aro4President) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Aro4President\/status\/931135967418822656?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 16, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">\u201cA pivot table cannot overlap another pivot table.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Can\u2019t? Or *won\u2019t.*<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Justin Poroszok (@TioJustino) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TioJustino\/status\/930869889740562432?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 15, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/twitter20171117a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Fought a pivot table, and lost! #Excel http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/twitter20171117a_thumb.png\" alt=\"Fought a pivot table, and lost! #Excel http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"332\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/neglectedchum\/status\/930699550293200896\">Himanjal<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/havuseenmolly\/status\/930997756319191040\">Marles Barkley<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Citybrarian\/status\/930572770131374080\">Michelle Arbuckle<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/allenordad\/status\/931194999663980544\">local boi<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/miranderisms\/status\/930454493845774336\">miranda <\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Pumpkins182\/status\/931193640571097089\">Pumpkins<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/menemurp\/status\/930460191337992199\">Melanie Fortune<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/obaileyj\/status\/931199241309114368\">obj<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KlickMaryann\/status\/930215046852108289\">MaryAnn Klick<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tyshL\/status\/930706654689075200\">Tysha Lukman<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/katiemucci\/status\/930884909614489601\">Katie<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/WallStJake\/status\/929263324788748288\">Wall St Jake<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/katherinehelen_\/status\/930755756881825792\">Katherine Burchell<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Aro4President\/status\/931135967418822656\">my dearest, drummond<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TioJustino\/status\/930869889740562432\">Justin Poroszok<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you get joy from those moments when everything works perfectly in Excel? 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