{"id":3299,"date":"2017-12-01T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2017-12-01T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3299"},"modified":"2017-11-30T12:54:40","modified_gmt":"2017-11-30T17:54:40","slug":"excel-twitter-20171201","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2017\/12\/01\/excel-twitter-20171201\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20171201"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Does anyone love Excel more than you do, despite its quirks? Or are you currently swearing at Excel, because you&#8217;ve broken it three time today, with your complicated charts? Your answer will tell me a lot about you.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/twitter20171201b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"twitter20171201b\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/twitter20171201b_thumb.png\" alt=\"twitter20171201b\" width=\"396\" height=\"201\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>okay look professor, no one will ever love Excel as much as you do so stop talking about it and move on<\/li>\n<li>Shoulda used a pivot table<\/li>\n<li>26 minutes into the work day and I\u2019m already swearing at Excel<\/li>\n<li>None of these people know how to work Excel or PowerPoint&#8230;.HOW DID Y\u2019ALL GET JOBS<\/li>\n<li>If the main problem is that Excel &#8220;doesn&#8217;t automatically update,&#8221; the real problem is that no one at Adobe knows how to use Excel.<\/li>\n<li>The moment I learned about pivot tables in Excel, I was a self-deemed Excel expert.<\/li>\n<li>Currently trying to make a rather complicated chart in Excel&#8230;It is&#8230; not&#8230; going smoothly.<\/li>\n<li>Me and my boss have broken my Excel 3 times between us today.<\/li>\n<li>I love Excel. It has its quirks but we get along really well until I try to put 31 days into November \u00af\\_(\u30c4)_\/\u00af<\/li>\n<li>That feeling when you get your pivot table to do what you want. #Excel #pivottable @Microsoft<\/li>\n<li>I love a good VLOOKUP excel function. I\u2019d like to buy a beer for whoever at Microsoft wrote that line of code in excel back in the day.<\/li>\n<li>You can tell a lot about a person from their work on an excel sheet<\/li>\n<li>Never ignore a woman who can make a pivot table.<\/li>\n<li>&#8230; if you gaze long enough into an excel worsheet, the excel worksheet also gazes into you- Friedrich Nietzsche<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">okay look professor, no one will ever love Excel as much as you do so stop talking about it and move on<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Amy Pipkin (@sarcasticspice_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sarcasticspice_\/status\/935376820844843008?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 28, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Shoulda used a pivot table<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 a f waller (@afwaller) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/afwaller\/status\/934271428656009217?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 25, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">26 minutes into the work day and I\u2019m already swearing at Excel<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \u00af\\_ _\/\u00af (@caitlinkellogg) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/caitlinkellogg\/status\/935168063242043392?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 27, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">None of these people know how to work Excel or PowerPoint&#8230;.HOW DID Y\u2019ALL GET JOBS<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Winter Witch \u2744\ufe0f (@megfeds_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/megfeds_\/status\/935182666437136384?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 27, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">If the main problem is that Excel &#8220;doesn&#8217;t automatically update,&#8221; the real problem is that no one at Adobe knows how to use Excel.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Deplorable Drew (@DeplorableDrew) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DeplorableDrew\/status\/933942351403171841?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 24, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">The moment I learned about pivot tables in Excel, I was a self-deemed Excel expert.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Whit (@Lipstick_Whit) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Lipstick_Whit\/status\/935924519176429568?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 29, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Currently trying to make a rather complicated chart in Excel&#8230;<br \/>\nIt is&#8230; not&#8230; going smoothly. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/j6KVR9dWgB\">pic.twitter.com\/j6KVR9dWgB<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Olly O&#8217;Conor (@Ollyoco1) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Ollyoco1\/status\/934026026207850497?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 24, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Me and my boss have broken my Excel 3 times between us today.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 A. Harrison (@PDXPup) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PDXPup\/status\/933474636313980928?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 22, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I love Excel. It has its quirks but we get along really well until I try to put 31 days into November \u00af\\_(\u30c4)_\/\u00af<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Sarah G. Chanis (@chanisgrace) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/chanisgrace\/status\/934499292584095744?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 25, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">That feeling when you get your pivot table to do what you want. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Excel?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#Excel<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/pivottable?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#pivottable<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Microsoft?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@Microsoft<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/5QnmzfXHio\">pic.twitter.com\/5QnmzfXHio<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Beth Inman (@beth_inman) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/beth_inman\/status\/935965655857356800?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 29, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I love a good VLOOKUP excel function. I\u2019d like to buy a beer for whoever at Microsoft wrote that line of code in excel back in the day.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Andrew Thrasher, CMT (@AndrewThrasher) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AndrewThrasher\/status\/934560708913696769?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 25, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">You can tell a lot about a person from their work on an excel sheet<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \u2744Keana (@keanaartero) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/keanaartero\/status\/936212147603849216?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 30, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Never ignore a woman who can make a pivot table. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/FXAkKg8dGZ\">https:\/\/t.co\/FXAkKg8dGZ<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Nanya (@Nanyanen) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Nanyanen\/status\/934594499787059200?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 26, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">&#8230; if you gaze long enough into an excel worsheet, the excel worksheet also gazes into you<br \/>\n&#8211; Friedrich Nietzsche<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Julien Pigot (@julienmhp) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/julienmhp\/status\/932787369543196672?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 21, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/twitter20171201a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Making a complicated chart in Excel http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/twitter20171201a_thumb.png\" alt=\"Making a complicated chart in Excel http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"332\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sarcasticspice_\/status\/935376820844843008\">Amy Pipkin<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_\/status\/934141717195800576\">a f waller<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/caitlinkellogg\/status\/935168063242043392\">\u00af\\_ _\/\u00af<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/megfeds_\/status\/935182666437136384\">Winter Witch <\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_\/status\/933915671167229952\">Deplorable Drew<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Lipstick_Whit\/status\/935924519176429568\">Whit<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Ollyoco1\/status\/934026026207850497\">Olly O&#8217;Conor<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PDXPup\/status\/933474636313980928\">A. 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