{"id":330,"date":"2010-04-05T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-05T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/04\/05\/excel-twitters-20100405\/"},"modified":"2010-04-05T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2010-04-05T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitters-20100405","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/04\/05\/excel-twitters-20100405\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20100405"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hope you enjoyed some beautiful weather on the weekend, like I did, and spent some time away from Excel. A few tweeters were looking for Easter eggs, both inside and outside of Excel.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>There was an Easter Egg in Excel 97, flight combat simulator, I was the only cool kid in class who knew how to do it, so fun! \ud83d\ude00 <\/li>\n<li>Why do I follow Bill Gates? I don&#8217;t even know how to open up Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Who fancies coming into work with me on Tuesday and sorting out an excel spreadsheet for me? There&#8217;ll be gifts! <\/li>\n<li>People! If you have more data in a cell in Excel than fits, please, for the love of the spaghetti monster, resize, don&#8217;t merge. Dimwits. <\/li>\n<li>i spent like 5 straight minutes planning out how to make a plaid excel spreadsheet. that&#8217;s normal, right? <\/li>\n<li>I love it when I come across a situation when I realize I need an Excel Spreadsheet. I know, nerdy&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Is up doing this stupid Excel project that I thought was due Monday but instead it was actually due friday \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>Why doesn&#8217;t my graph look as pretty when I do it on excel as when I draw it by hand? Help? <\/li>\n<li>Excited about my new iPhone app but sad that it renders obsolete my amazing Excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve been working with excel so much that I just thought of &quot;saving&quot; when I finished doing some math work on paper. <\/li>\n<li>could be worse (Excel). I also caught my wife using Word as a speadsheet last night. <\/li>\n<li>just lost half an hour&#8217;s worth of calculations because Excel decided to crap out and declare my file corrupt&#8230; Stupid Vista&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>oh and i hate macros in excel. this stupid audit request is making me stabby all over again <\/li>\n<li>Coworker insists on doing projects manually using Excel (has done so for 10 years)instead of using new db. Then complains has too much work <\/li>\n<li>has to finish an interface in excel&#8230;.yawn&#8230;chocolate egg time&#8230;. <\/li>\n<li>My AUNT just sent me an EXCEL SPREADSHEET to fill out about what I want for my bridal shower. IS THAT REALLY NECESSARY?!?! <\/li>\n<li>I always encourage Excel adventures( just no pie charts). What exactly did you discover? <\/li>\n<li>i know people who have excel files of what they want to cover in therapy. <\/li>\n<li>I twitch involuntarily when using Excel. Reminds me of when I used to work for UPS. I guess it&#8217;s better than crying. <\/li>\n<li>Need a break from Excel: I just tried to &quot;Fill Down&quot; a column of numbers&#8230; on paper&#8230; with my pen&#8230; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Templates\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excelfiles.html\">Excel Templates<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hope you enjoyed some beautiful weather on the weekend, like I did, and spent some time away from Excel. A few tweeters were looking for Easter eggs, both inside and outside of Excel. There was an Easter Egg in Excel 97, flight combat simulator, I was the only cool kid in class who knew &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/04\/05\/excel-twitters-20100405\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20100405&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-330","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=330"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}