{"id":3307,"date":"2017-12-08T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2017-12-08T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3307"},"modified":"2017-12-07T13:49:45","modified_gmt":"2017-12-07T18:49:45","slug":"excel-twitter-20171208","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2017\/12\/08\/excel-twitter-20171208\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20171208"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do you make Excel workbooks that nobody ever uses? Or do you spend your days watching pivot table videos, and making art in Excel? Whatever you do, avoid using a calculator, especially if Mercury is in retrograde!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/twitter20171208b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Using Christmas colours in Excel http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/twitter20171208b_thumb.png\" alt=\"Using Christmas colours in Excel http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"201\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I\u2019ve been in this study room since 4:30 trying to remember how to make a chart in Excel<\/li>\n<li>You&#8217;re brave and committed. I gave up after 20 minutes and 1 problem. Without calculators and Excel I&#8217;m nothing<\/li>\n<li>Just spend four hours making an extensive Excel worksheet only for it to be never be used by anyone! Ffs!<\/li>\n<li>A pivot table a day keeps the boss away, right? #Excel<\/li>\n<li>WHEN you&#8217;re TRYING to UP your EXCEL GAME but STUMBLE UPON a MORE SERIOUS PROBLEM&#8230;.#HOLYDEVIL\u2026 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BcImZ-XA8f-\/\">https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BcImZ-XA8f-\/<\/a><\/li>\n<li>My favorite chart of all time generated from Excel 1.0 for the Mac Circa 1988.<\/li>\n<li>The real problem with Excel is that it\u2019s powerful enough to do anything and easy enough to let people who don&#8217;t know what they\u2019re doing do anything.<\/li>\n<li>Got stupidly excited earlier when I took an excel sheet with some code and then improved it #boom #work #sad<\/li>\n<li>after 2 hours of tutorial vids i have my Gantt chart na in excel i am so proud of myself i deserve an ice cream ! ! !<\/li>\n<li>After I saw that Japanese guy paint amazing works of art on Excel&#8230;I immediately felt like a failure when I began using it this morning at work<\/li>\n<li>My work nemesis demeaned my Excel skills.<\/li>\n<li>My boss has been complaining about excel being slow all day and my response was mercury is in retrograde<\/li>\n<li>I always wonder why people make youtube videos of applying things to walls or making excel pivot tables, but guys you&#8217;ve saved me so many times<\/li>\n<li>Today I color coded my excel workbook in Christmas colors, just to spice things up<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I\u2019ve been in this study room since 4:30 trying to remember how to make a chart in Excel<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Si \u2661 (@RAlNlNGSPELL) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RAlNlNGSPELL\/status\/936391752361086976?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 1, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">You&#8217;re brave and committed. I gave up after 20 minutes and 1 problem. Without calculators and Excel I&#8217;m nothing<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Daniel Cutler (@dancut12) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dancut12\/status\/937155676349927424?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 3, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Just spend four hours making an extensive Excel worksheet only for it to be never be used by anyone! Ffs!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 MariHAM (@mariam_ing) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mariam_ing\/status\/938458579966746624?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 6, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">A pivot table a day keeps the boss away, right? <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Excel?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#Excel<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/bEJq9ZWeq6\">pic.twitter.com\/bEJq9ZWeq6<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 meagan (@Msca1089) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Msca1089\/status\/936302859271929856?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 30, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">WHEN you&#8217;re TRYING to UP your EXCEL GAME but STUMBLE UPON a MORE SERIOUS PROBLEM&#8230;.<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/HOLYDEVIL?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#HOLYDEVIL<\/a>\u2026 <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/xFg1X9Dlb1\">https:\/\/t.co\/xFg1X9Dlb1<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Holy Devil (@hekler717) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hekler717\/status\/936345576387567616?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 30, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">My favorite chart of all time generated from Excel 1.0 for the Mac Circa 1988. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/RJoqvEynW2\">pic.twitter.com\/RJoqvEynW2<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Joe Raimondo (@JoeRaimondo) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JoeRaimondo\/status\/937362162670014464?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 3, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">The real problem with Excel is that it\u2019s powerful enough to do anything and easy enough to let people who don\u2019t know what they\u2019re doing do anything. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/igovM2kJrL\">https:\/\/t.co\/igovM2kJrL<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Josh Centers (@jcenters) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jcenters\/status\/936374090948141056?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 30, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Got stupidly excited earlier when I took an excel sheet with some code and then improved it <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/boom?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#boom<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/work?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#work<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/sad?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#sad<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Emma (@Mookii) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Mookii\/status\/937787253052661761?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 4, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">after 2 hours of tutorial vids i have my Gantt chart na in excel i am so proud of myself i deserve an ice cream ! ! !<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Nicole Marie (@nicbalderama) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nicbalderama\/status\/936644251508604928?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 1, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">After I saw that Japanese guy paint amazing works of art on Excel&#8230;I immediately felt like a failure when I began using it this morning at work<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Foodie Melo (@tothe9s_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tothe9s_\/status\/937706368794071040?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 4, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">My work nemesis demeaned my Excel skills. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/Tn7LEvQiEG\">pic.twitter.com\/Tn7LEvQiEG<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mary Sue (@MarySueSays) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MarySueSays\/status\/937828432938799104?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 4, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">My boss has been complaining about excel being slow all day and my response was mercury is in retrograde<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Connor Anna (@Connor_Yegorova) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Connor_Yegorova\/status\/938120478710833152?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 5, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I always wonder why people make youtube videos of applying things to walls or making excel pivot tables, but guys you&#8217;ve saved me so many times ily x<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ellie Carter (@elliecarter94) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/elliecarter94\/status\/937692336678633472?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 4, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Today I color coded my excel workbook in Christmas colors, just to spice things up<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jane Eby (@janeeby) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/janeeby\/status\/937801539619614721?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 4, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/twitter20171208a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Using Christmas colours in Excel http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/twitter20171208a_thumb.png\" alt=\"Using Christmas colours in Excel http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"332\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets 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