{"id":332,"date":"2010-04-07T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-07T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/04\/07\/excel-twitters-20100407\/"},"modified":"2010-04-07T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2010-04-07T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitters-20100407","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/04\/07\/excel-twitters-20100407\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20100407"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Terrible Excel disasters were reported in yesterday&#8217;s tweets. Please remember to save your work frequently, and keep the important files away from your boss. You&#8217;ll feel like an Excel ninja!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I work with idiots. In an Excel formula a co-worker put the text &quot;cell above&quot; instead of inserting the letter and number of the &quot;cell above&quot; <\/li>\n<li>just discovered excel doesn&#8217;t like it when you put @ into a cell. It&#8217;s not Twitter friendly, yet. hehe <\/li>\n<li>i have already had one suicide-worthy microsoft excel disaster today before i left the house. don&#8217;t think i&#8217;m cut out for work\/life. <\/li>\n<li>Some days, I don&#8217;t feel bad about leaving work with anger. They can&#8217;t do this without me due to the fact that, well, I know how to use excel <\/li>\n<li>made my first ever (voluntary) Excel spreadsheet today &#8211; woohoo! <\/li>\n<li>I love Excel macros and the fact that I can now do all my data analysis by clicking a single button. <\/li>\n<li>&#8216;Excel spreadsheet&#8217;: most hateful redundancy of our time? Had you just said &#8216;spreadsheet&#8217;, would anyone assume you&#8217;re using Quattro Pro? <\/li>\n<li>Lesson of the day: don&#8217;t procrastinate saving online files to desktop. Your boss WILL delete entire excel documents containing billing info. <\/li>\n<li>Our ancestors imagined Hell as a firey place full of smoke and monsters. For modern humans, the new Hell is an endless Excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t ask a graphic designer about excel. We don&#8217;t use it. And if we do we hate it. <\/li>\n<li>Every librarian should know their way around a pivot table these days! <\/li>\n<li>I just lost 5 very tedious hours of work on the project because &quot;Excel encountered a problem and had to close&quot;. I&#8217;m very, very angry!!! <\/li>\n<li>Love how no question gets answered faster on Twitter than excel questions! <\/li>\n<li>Okay, people, thinking cap time: is it really a good idea to tell your boss that you&#8217;d have &quot;absolutely no use&quot; for an Excel training class? <\/li>\n<li>Wish I wasn&#8217;t such an amateur at excel, but it&#8217;s getting better! Today I did charts and graphs! <\/li>\n<li>My boss doesn&#8217;t know what pivot tables are in excel. He thinks I&#8217;m some kind of wizard with the speed I can condense information. <\/li>\n<li>Wasted 15 minutes trying to figure out how to add an axis title in an Excel graph. Why isn&#8217;t this obvious? <\/li>\n<li>Mediocrity on the Edge: just finished saving my work doc before my screen went blank. for once I was a step ahead. like an excel ninja. <\/li>\n<li>I once responded to someone&#8217;s &quot;message in an Excel document&quot; with a &quot;response as an Access database&quot; &#8211; They missed the joke <\/li>\n<li>iPad thoughts: surprisingly fast, convenient, beautiful. Downsides: flash and excel incompatibility. Upsides: friends are jealous. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Table Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Table Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Terrible Excel disasters were reported in yesterday&#8217;s tweets. Please remember to save your work frequently, and keep the important files away from your boss. You&#8217;ll feel like an Excel ninja! I work with idiots. In an Excel formula a co-worker put the text &quot;cell above&quot; instead of inserting the letter and number of the &quot;cell &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/04\/07\/excel-twitters-20100407\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20100407&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/332","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=332"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/332\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}