{"id":3322,"date":"2018-01-05T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2018-01-05T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3322"},"modified":"2018-01-04T12:18:08","modified_gmt":"2018-01-04T17:18:08","slug":"excel-twitter-20180105","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2018\/01\/05\/excel-twitter-20180105\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20180105"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Did you forget how to use Excel over the holidays, or is it New Year, Same You? How many new Excel things will you learn today, or are you busy filing hostile work environment reports, and looking for Easter eggs?<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/twitter20180105b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Do you remember Excel Easter eggs? http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/twitter20180105b_thumb.png\" alt=\"Do you remember Excel Easter eggs? http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"201\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I love excel.. I swear I try to do everything in excel<\/li>\n<li>Best easter egg code goes back to Excel 97, where programers (for fun) put a scaled down version of Flight Simulator in the spreadsheets&#8230;this was fun and was done by coders (just think of what else lurks out there;)<\/li>\n<li>I just made an entire excel spreadsheet with formulas that actually work. I\u2019m finally living up to that \u201ctechnical skills\u201d line on my resume<\/li>\n<li>I like a good pivot table but I still don&#8217;t understand why the classic layout isn&#8217;t the default one&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>I always like to think that there is a game testing centre somewhere with one employee who actually loves spreadsheets not games, so has a boss mode in Excel to quick show Duke Nukem 3D<\/li>\n<li>just accidentally printed 3548 blank excel sheets at my work #fml<\/li>\n<li>Today, I literally jumped out of my chair and made an audible &#8220;yawp&#8221; sound when I solved an Excel formula problem that had been ignoring me for ours. I&#8217;m feeling preeettty cool about that.<\/li>\n<li>first day back at work and it seems i\u2019ve forgotten how to use excel rip me<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m sure adding a custom axis to a graph in Excel didn&#8217;t used to be this difficult. Mind you, I havn&#8217;t done many Excel graphs since &#8217;99 which may be part of the problem&#8230;. #officewhine #feelinold<\/li>\n<li>When you spend 30 minutes figuring out a formula to hack Google Sheets &amp; realize Excel had a one-click button to solve your problem #FML<\/li>\n<li>Oooh&#8230;. I want an Excel faceoff. You send us the data and we have 5 minutes to create a chart of our choosing.<\/li>\n<li>First day of work I learn how to do 903 things in excel, meet everyone in the building, and am invited to a company party. Boy what a day.<\/li>\n<li>is there a more valuable part of Excel that gets less love from Redmond than solver?<\/li>\n<li>My first act of 2018 was drinking some day-old coffee and figuring out a solution to a boring Excel problem, so&#8230; New Year, Same You.<\/li>\n<li>Excel keeps crashing- can I file a hostile work environment complaint against software with HR, or does that go to IT?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I love excel.. I swear I try to do everything in excel<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 . (@risstaker_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/risstaker_\/status\/946490703013711872?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 28, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Best easter egg code goes back to Excel 97, where programers (for fun) put a scaled down version of Flight Simulator in the spreadsheets&#8230;this was fun and was done by coders (just think of what else lurks out there:)<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 MedicalQuack (@MedicalQuack) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MedicalQuack\/status\/947205613850734592?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 30, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I just made an entire excel spreadsheet with formulas that actually work. I\u2019m finally living up to that \u201ctechnical skills\u201d line on my resume \u200d\u2640 <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/rEPfggLldd\">pic.twitter.com\/rEPfggLldd<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Trap Barbie (@kayy_L0VEE) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kayy_L0VEE\/status\/948928904949059585?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 4, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I like a good pivot table but I still don&#8217;t understand why the classic layout isn&#8217;t the default one&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Neil Halton (@NeilHalton) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NeilHalton\/status\/946497325312237568?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 28, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I always like to think that there is a game testing centre somewhere with one employee who actually loves spreadsheets not games, so has a boss mode in Excel to quick show Duke Nukem 3D<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 David Channon (@davidchannon) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/davidchannon\/status\/945614697432219649?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 26, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">just accidentally printed 3548 blank excel sheets at my work <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/fml?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#fml<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 courtney (@soulfullofacid) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/soulfullofacid\/status\/948628067882119168?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 3, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Today, I literally jumped out of my chair and made an audible &#8220;yawp&#8221; sound when I solved an Excel formula problem that had been ignoring me for ours. I&#8217;m feeling preeettty cool about that.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 William Pomerantz (@Pomerantz) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Pomerantz\/status\/948694857312161794?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 3, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">first day back at work and it seems i\u2019ve forgotten how to use excel rip me<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 mia (@miayasmin__) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/miayasmin__\/status\/948861157527490562?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 4, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I&#8217;m sure adding a custom axis to a graph in Excel didn&#8217;t used to be this difficult. Mind you, I havn&#8217;t done many Excel graphs since &#8217;99 which may be part of the problem&#8230;. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/officewhine?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#officewhine<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/feelinold?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#feelinold<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Sam Saxby (@ecomarbles) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ecomarbles\/status\/948523921887907842?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 3, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">When you spend 30 minutes figuring out a formula to hack Google Sheets &amp; realize Excel had a one-click button to solve your problem <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/FML?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#FML<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/xofJgNZ7mn\">pic.twitter.com\/xofJgNZ7mn<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 FarihaFlow (@farihaflow) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/farihaflow\/status\/943362613592895488?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 20, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I spent most of my morning making an Excel chart. If <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/EconomPic?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@EconomPic<\/a> or <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dollarsanddata?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@dollarsanddata<\/a> were watching me, this is probably what it looked like to them <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/piGyWDfsRC\">pic.twitter.com\/piGyWDfsRC<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Peter Lazaroff, CFA (@PeterLazaroff) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PeterLazaroff\/status\/946795692433068032?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 29, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">First day of work I learn how to do 903 things in excel, meet everyone in the building, and am invited to a company party. Boy what a day.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ashley (@ashleyy1294) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ashleyy1294\/status\/948388513803849729?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 3, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">is there a more valuable part of Excel that gets less love from Redmond than solver?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jonathan Aisenberg (@JonnyAis) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JonnyAis\/status\/948777598078787589?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 4, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">My first act of 2018 was drinking some day-old coffee and figuring out a solution to a boring Excel problem, so&#8230; New Year, Same You.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Laurie Stark (@heylauriestark) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/heylauriestark\/status\/947873663893716992?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 1, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Excel keeps crashing- can I file a hostile work environment complaint against software with HR, or does that go to IT?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 KP (@KalliePutnam) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KalliePutnam\/status\/948938779938533376?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 4, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/twitter20180105a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Do you remember Excel Easter eggs? http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/twitter20180105a_thumb.png\" alt=\"Do you remember Excel Easter eggs? http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"332\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/risstaker_\/status\/946490703013711872\">.<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MedicalQuack\/status\/947205613850734592\">MedicalQuack<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kayy_L0VEE\/status\/948928904949059585\">Trap Barbie<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_\/status\/946496100688646145\">Neil Halton<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_\/status\/945439706954813440\">David Channon<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/soulfullofacid\/status\/948628067882119168\">courtney<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Pomerantz\/status\/948694857312161794\">William Pomerantz<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/miayasmin__\/status\/948861157527490562\">mia<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ecomarbles\/status\/948523921887907842\">Sam Saxby<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/farihaflow\/status\/943362613592895488\">FarihaFlow<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_\/status\/946795692433068032\">Jake<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ashleyy1294\/status\/948388513803849729\">Ashley<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JonnyAis\/status\/948777598078787589\">Jonathan Aisenberg<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/heylauriestark\/status\/947873663893716992\">Laurie Stark<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KalliePutnam\/status\/948938779938533376\">KP<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Did you forget how to use Excel over the holidays, or is it New Year, Same You? 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