{"id":333,"date":"2010-04-08T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-08T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/04\/08\/excel-twitters-20100408\/"},"modified":"2010-04-08T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-04-08T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitters-20100408","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/04\/08\/excel-twitters-20100408\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20100408"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My daughter learned to use Excel in a stage management course too, but that wasn&#8217;t her tweet (I checked!) Does that mean I&#8217;m old enough to yell at Excel to get off my lawn?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I love Excel. Possibly the most worrying combination of three words ever Tweeted. <\/li>\n<li>I need a spreadsheet to keep track of my spreadsheets. And a spreadsheet to keep track of all the reasons I hate Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Finally figured out how to create a pivot table in excel! (Hands above head in victory) Yes! <\/li>\n<li>Well that is a new one. Was just sent a screenshot in an Excel file. Not exactly the way I would have done it. #fb <\/li>\n<li>I should get a bonus when I can make my boss a huge excel spreadsheet in 10 minutes&#8230;I&#8217;d be bankin&#8217; if he did that. <\/li>\n<li>is building one sexy excel spreadsheet (don&#8217;t judge) #fb <\/li>\n<li>What program do you use for working on big data sets? Excel is choking on my 250k row spreadsheet&#8230; Or do I need a faster CPU? <\/li>\n<li>Over 90 percent of Microsoft Excel files have no data on Sheet2 and Sheet3 #fact <\/li>\n<li>still think opening up the chart formatting menu should still bring up all of this stuff, though. I&#8217;m old. Damn excel, get off my lawn. <\/li>\n<li>I often wonder if celebrities read their @replies or if there&#8217;s an unpaid intern cataloging them into an Excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>In my experience you have to talk nice to it. It doesn&#8217;t work if you are mean. Excel is sensitive like that <\/li>\n<li>stop looking so much like the hulu icon, excel!!! you almost made me spreadsheet something instead of watching 21 jump street!!! <\/li>\n<li>I am making all of the spreadsheets. Glad I had to learn excel in stage management&#8230; it has kept me in a job. <\/li>\n<li>I just finished a spreadsheet I&#8217;ve been working on. It now looks pretty and finished. Yay for me doing maths and using excel and stuff! <\/li>\n<li>Seen the new table feature in Excel 2007? You don&#8217;t even need to know how to do formulas! <\/li>\n<li>The amount of time wasted waiting for excel to open and crash a large data file is unbelievable. Bill Gates can&#8217;t you fix this? <\/li>\n<li>Getting in touch with my love for Excel today. Doing IF\/AND equations and sorts on 250,000 rows of airline flight data for my JetBlue case. <\/li>\n<li>I just emailed myself an Excel, Word and a PowerPoint file &#8211; the iPad not only opened them all, but they all looked better \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>My love affair with Excel is officially over, which no doubt means an ugly custody battle will ensue to see who will get the data. <\/li>\n<li>use of excel should require passing a test that shows you know when to STOP using excel, <a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/yg3osno\">http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/yg3osno<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Table Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Table Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Templates\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excelfiles.html\">Excel Templates<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My daughter learned to use Excel in a stage management course too, but that wasn&#8217;t her tweet (I checked!) Does that mean I&#8217;m old enough to yell at Excel to get off my lawn? I love Excel. Possibly the most worrying combination of three words ever Tweeted. I need a spreadsheet to keep track of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/04\/08\/excel-twitters-20100408\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20100408&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-333","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=333"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=333"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=333"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=333"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}