{"id":3349,"date":"2018-01-26T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2018-01-26T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3349"},"modified":"2018-01-25T13:31:03","modified_gmt":"2018-01-25T18:31:03","slug":"excel-twitter-20180126","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2018\/01\/26\/excel-twitter-20180126\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20180126"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If your Excel chart doesn&#8217;t have a puppy in the middle, you&#8217;re doing it wrong. And don&#8217;t try to open all the Excel files at once, or we&#8217;ll have to do a sage cleanse. Sorry that I had to scold you from Antarctica (well, it feels like Antarctica!)<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/twitter20180126b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"You had me at Concatenate http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/twitter20180126b_thumb.png\" alt=\"You had me at Concatenate http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"200\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Me at work: \u201cI would pay $100 for a version of Excel that just didn\u2019t try to be helpful. Maybe even $10 a month recurring.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>I just said \u201cwe should sage cleanse this excel sheet\u201d and my boss didn\u2019t laugh<\/li>\n<li>I made some gift wrap for excel nerds #HandmadeHour love a bit of geekery #excel #spreadsheets #nerd #craftychats #BrumHour #brumetsy<\/li>\n<li>At my table I heard this excel love letter. &#8220;You had me at concatenate&#8221; #INTIX2018 @intix<\/li>\n<li>Honestly there&#8217;s nothing like managing to perfectly balance an Excel workbook that someone had previously messed up.<\/li>\n<li>Any problem can be fixed with a well formatted excel spreadsheet<\/li>\n<li>VP just came into my office and talked about Excel. He started talking about slicers and pivot tables and I&#8217;m pretty sure my face was like this because I was stunned he knew how to do that stuff.<\/li>\n<li>Hahaha. There are a few things for which Excel is the best tool. (I love that you are scolding me from Antarctica!)<\/li>\n<li>Haha. Hardly. Using Excel is like cooking. You can do lots of things with it, some will work out really well, you&#8217;ll discover interesting stuff along the way but you&#8217;ll never be completely perfect at it<\/li>\n<li>I can\u2019t even fix this excel problem, then again I think it\u2019s my math. I have no idea.<\/li>\n<li>Before we teach the world to code can we first teach them to use Excel properly?<\/li>\n<li>my boss always loves my spreadsheets because i\u2019m very OK at Excel but excellent at superfluous color coding<\/li>\n<li>I\u2019ve also just noticed there\u2019s a puppy in the middle of the Excel chart<\/li>\n<li>I have found an upper limit to the number of Excel documents my work laptop prefers to have open and it&#8217;s about a third of the folder I accidentally just opened. #oops #antiproductivity<\/li>\n<li>YOU. WILL. NOT. BEAT. ME. EXCEL. PIVOT. TABLE.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Me at work: \u201cI would pay $100 for a version of Excel that just didn\u2019t try to be helpful. Maybe even $10 a month recurring.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Michael (@Maclark89) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Maclark89\/status\/955775730088062976?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 23, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I just said \u201cwe should sage cleanse this excel sheet\u201d and my boss didn\u2019t laugh<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 phoenixSmiles (@DatGirlDoe) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DatGirlDoe\/status\/955506273209864192?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 22, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I made some gift wrap for excel nerds <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/HandmadeHour?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#HandmadeHour<\/a> love a bit of geekery <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/excel?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#excel<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/spreadsheets?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#spreadsheets<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/nerd?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#nerd<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/craftychats?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#craftychats<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/BrumHour?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#BrumHour<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/brumetsy?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#brumetsy<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/dybFrm23KV\">pic.twitter.com\/dybFrm23KV<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Dayz (@MyCheekyGeeky) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MyCheekyGeeky\/status\/955171934945382400?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 21, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">At my table I heard this excel love letter. &#8220;You had me at concatenate&#8221; <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/INTIX2018?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#INTIX2018<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/INTIX?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@intix<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 fr@n holywell (@franholywell) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/franholywell\/status\/956382970197282816?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 25, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Honestly there&#8217;s nothing like managing to perfectly balance an Excel workbook that someone had previously messed up.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 katelynn (@kateastrophic) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kateastrophic\/status\/956002348874153984?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 24, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Any problem can be fixed with a well formatted excel spreadsheet<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Callan Lawrence (@ReverseCal_Boy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ReverseCal_Boy\/status\/956071702152302592?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 24, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">VP just came into my office and talked about Excel.<\/p>\n<p>He started talking about slicers and pivot tables and I&#8217;m pretty sure my face was like this because I was stunned he knew how to do that stuff.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Machzy (@Machzy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Machzy\/status\/956541525206487040?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 25, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Hahaha. There are a few things for which Excel is the best tool. (I love that you are scolding me from Antarctica!)<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Aaron Schiff (@aschiff) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/aschiff\/status\/955548217424297984?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 22, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Haha. Hardly. Using Excel is like cooking. You can do lots of things with it, some will work out really well, you&#8217;ll discover interesting stuff along the way but you&#8217;ll never be completely perfect at it<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 So now? (@oreo_junkie) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/oreo_junkie\/status\/955518901906849793?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 22, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I can\u2019t even fix this excel problem, then again I think it\u2019s my math. I have no idea.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 RIA RIA (@theriaria) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/theriaria\/status\/954768914189201408?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 20, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Before we teach the world to code can we first teach them to use Excel properly?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Tim Barcz (@TimBarcz) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TimBarcz\/status\/954045859397644289?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 18, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">my boss always loves my spreadsheets because i\u2019m very OK at Excel but excellent at superfluous color coding<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 into the goth (@DMNCDLQ) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DMNCDLQ\/status\/954386038356697090?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 19, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I\u2019ve also just noticed there\u2019s a puppy in the middle of the Excel chart<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 David Jones (@JonesWTF) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JonesWTF\/status\/956150458023899136?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 24, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I have found an upper limit to the number of Excel documents my work laptop prefers to have open and it&#8217;s about a third of the folder I accidentally just opened. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/oops?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#oops<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/antiproductivity?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#antiproductivity<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Colette Breshears (@breshecl) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/breshecl\/status\/955880059822370817?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 23, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">YOU. WILL. NOT. BEAT. ME. EXCEL. PIVOT. TABLE. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/fC6Ni5u33F\">pic.twitter.com\/fC6Ni5u33F<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Heidi Halvarson (@sprinkspark) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sprinkspark\/status\/956274893376630784?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 24, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/twitter20180126a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"You had me at Concatenate http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/twitter20180126a_thumb.png\" alt=\"You had me at Concatenate http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"396\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Maclark89\/status\/955775730088062976\">Michael<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DatGirlDoe\/status\/955506273209864192\">phoenixSmiles<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MyCheekyGeeky\/status\/955171934945382400\">Dayz<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/franholywell\/status\/956382970197282816\">fr@n holywell<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kateastrophic\/status\/956002348874153984\">katelynn<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ReverseCal_Boy\/status\/956071702152302592\">Callan Lawrence<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Machzy\/status\/956541525206487040\">Machzy<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_\/status\/955547677969629184\">Aaron Schiff<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_\/status\/955516430266531842\">So now?<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/theriaria\/status\/954768914189201408\">RIA RIA<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TimBarcz\/status\/954045859397644289\">Tim Barcz<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DMNCDLQ\/status\/954386038356697090\">into the goth<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_\/status\/956145727398465536\">David Jones<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/breshecl\/status\/955880059822370817\">Colette Breshears<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sprinkspark\/status\/956274893376630784\">Heidi Halvarson<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If your Excel chart doesn&#8217;t have a puppy in the middle, you&#8217;re doing it wrong. 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