{"id":3356,"date":"2018-02-02T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2018-02-02T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3356"},"modified":"2018-02-01T12:32:43","modified_gmt":"2018-02-01T17:32:43","slug":"excel-twitter-20180202","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2018\/02\/02\/excel-twitter-20180202\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20180202"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If your Excel sheets don&#8217;t love you, eat some cheese balls, and drink a cup of Joe. You can work on your formulas and incantations later.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/twitter20180202b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"When it takes 5 tries to make an Excel chart \" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/twitter20180202b_thumb.png\" alt=\"When it takes 5 tries to make an Excel chart \" width=\"396\" height=\"200\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>why don\u2019t my excel sheets love me<\/li>\n<li>Someone at work told me that they didn\u2019t expect me to like video games, like all I do outside of work is think about excel and look for pens<\/li>\n<li>If you ever want to feel like a wizard, learn a few Excel functions. Then forget them, wonder if you dreamed a solution was possible, Google them a few months later, plug them in to find they still work, and bam! Magic!<\/li>\n<li>Words I hope I never have to use again, but I know I will: &#8220;Yeah hold on a minute, I&#8217;m doing Excel work&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Odd to me that being able to make a pivot table makes you an excel guru.<\/li>\n<li>I think I&#8217;ve been made the official excel guy at work. Apparently copy and pasting a macro from the Internet impresses people.<\/li>\n<li>My work day: email\/coffee\/breakfast\/excel\/this is cute right\/excel\/lunch\/this is cute right\/email\/cold brew\/excel\/cheeseballs\/this is cute right\/email<\/li>\n<li>I found pivot tables in google sheets an easier interface than excel. I honesty never figured out the right incantations for excel<\/li>\n<li>When you just found out the problem in the excel formula, got a hot cup of joe, and that Warren Zevon Pandora is laying down some sweet tracks<\/li>\n<li>I keep running out of rows on Excel at work, the question is why&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>I have yet to find an equal level of anger to compare to the anger i have when an Excel formula does not work.. #IFFunctions #WhatTheHeckIsAnArray #excel<\/li>\n<li>tfw you pivot something in excel and *exactly* what you were expecting comes out and it&#8217;s still dismaying anyway<\/li>\n<li>It only took me five tries and WikiHow instructions manual to make a bar chart using Excel today.<\/li>\n<li>I have been working on an excel spreadsheet for 4 hours, randomly couldn\u2019t figure out why I couldn\u2019t type numbers anymore, went and got my boss, just to have her turn number lock off&#8230;Goodbye I\u2019m going home<\/li>\n<li>Accidentally opening up Excel was the most adult experience I&#8217;ve ever had.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">why don\u2019t my excel sheets love me<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \u064bli\u2113 rezi vert (@pcysundown) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pcysundown\/status\/958966466891665409?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 1, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Someone at work told me that they didn\u2019t expect me to like video games, like all I do outside of work is think about excel and look for pens <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/g7xBDptdKw\">pic.twitter.com\/g7xBDptdKw<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Steph C-W \u200d\u2640\ufe0f (@youwouldknow) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/youwouldknow\/status\/958792511744626688?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 31, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">If you ever want to feel like a wizard, learn a few Excel functions. Then forget them, wonder if you dreamed a solution was possible, Google them a few months later, plug them in to find they still work, and bam! Magic!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Bill (@bilk) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bilk\/status\/958466832117174273?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 30, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Words I hope I never have to use again, but I know I will: &#8220;Yeah hold on a minute, I&#8217;m doing Excel work&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Kill Jester (@demifiend_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/demifiend_\/status\/957738788838658048?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 28, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Odd to me that being able to make a pivot table makes you an excel guru.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mike Coon (@mikeonitstuff) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mikeonitstuff\/status\/956679019302412289?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 26, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I think I&#8217;ve been made the official excel guy at work. Apparently copy and pasting a macro from the Internet impresses people.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Remy LeBeau (@ReviewingRemy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ReviewingRemy\/status\/959019254204043264?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 1, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">My work day: email\/coffee\/breakfast\/excel\/this is cute right\/excel\/lunch\/this is cute right\/email\/cold brew\/excel\/cheeseballs\/this is cute right\/email<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 mama (@jrseguin) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jrseguin\/status\/958844430563270656?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 31, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I found pivot tables in google sheets an easier interface than excel. I honesty never figured out the right incantations for excel<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Elizabeth Wickes (@elliewix) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/elliewix\/status\/958904161013248000?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 1, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">When you just found out the problem in the excel formula, got a hot cup of joe, and that Warren Zevon Pandora is laying down some sweet tracks <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/eBFZMzRQlN\">pic.twitter.com\/eBFZMzRQlN<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Blake Brodar (@BlakeBrodar) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BlakeBrodar\/status\/956622004286902272?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 25, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I keep running out of rows on Excel at work, the question is why&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 I Ruiz (@chaac_1) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/chaac_1\/status\/959075318257635328?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 1, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I have yet to find an equal level of anger to compare to the anger i have when an Excel formula does not work.. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/IFFunctions?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#IFFunctions<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/WhatTheHeckIsAnArray?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#WhatTheHeckIsAnArray<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/excel?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#excel<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Levi Allen (@allenlevic) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/allenlevic\/status\/958150092242014208?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 30, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">tfw you pivot something in excel and *exactly* what you were expecting comes out and it&#8217;s still dismaying anyway <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/U2NeCn5jml\">pic.twitter.com\/U2NeCn5jml<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 spaceship owner (@interstelleri) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/interstelleri\/status\/956994300365033472?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 26, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">It only took me five tries and WikiHow instructions manual to make a bar chart using Excel today.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Emma Freer (@freer_emma) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/freer_emma\/status\/958477773672189958?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 30, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I have been working on an excel spreadsheet for 4 hours, randomly couldn\u2019t figure out why I couldn\u2019t type numbers anymore, went and got my boss, just to have her turn number lock off&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Goodbye I\u2019m going home<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 anisa flores (@a__flo21) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/a__flo21\/status\/956585053764620289?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 25, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Accidentally opening up Excel was the most adult experience I&#8217;ve ever had.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Liana Maeby (@lianamaeby) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lianamaeby\/status\/958158362239053824?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 30, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/twitter20180202a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"When it takes 5 tries to make an Excel chart http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/twitter20180202a_thumb.png\" alt=\"When it takes 5 tries to make an Excel chart http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"396\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_\/status\/958964515416215552\">\u064bli\u2113 rezi vert<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/youwouldknow\/status\/958792511744626688\">Steph C-W <\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bilk\/status\/958466832117174273\">Bill<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/demifiend_\/status\/957738788838658048\">Ryan <\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_\/status\/956676927200415745\">Mike Coon<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ReviewingRemy\/status\/959019254204043264\">Remy LeBeau<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jrseguin\/status\/958844430563270656\">gentle momster<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_\/status\/958848215666843655\">Elizabeth Wickes<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BlakeBrodar\/status\/956622004286902272\">Blake Brodar<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/chaac_1\/status\/959075318257635328\">I Ruiz<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/allenlevic\/status\/958150092242014208\">Levi Allen<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/interstelleri\/status\/956994300365033472\">spaceship owner<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/freer_emma\/status\/958477773672189958\">Emma Freer<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/a__flo21\/status\/956585053764620289\">anisa flores<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lianamaeby\/status\/958158362239053824\">lianamaeby<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If your Excel sheets don&#8217;t love you, eat some cheese balls, and drink a cup of Joe. 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