{"id":336,"date":"2010-04-12T00:04:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-12T04:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/04\/12\/excel-twitters-20100412\/"},"modified":"2010-04-12T00:04:00","modified_gmt":"2010-04-12T04:04:00","slug":"excel-twitters-20100412","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/04\/12\/excel-twitters-20100412\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20100412"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Could one guy with Microsoft Excel really compile all the USA census data? Interesting concept, but even in Excel 2007 he&#8217;d run out of rows pretty quickly. Anyway, I want one of those pink glitter laptops. I&#8217;m pretty sure that would make me more efficient.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I want a job that I get to play with excel all day!!!! <\/li>\n<li>just heard the funniest thing&#8230;someone keeping an excel spreadsheet for Farmville so they know when crops are ready&#8230;I have tears rolling! <\/li>\n<li>you should start keeping track of your expenses on excel. make full use of what you&#8217;ve learnt at work, applying it to daily life \ud83d\ude09 <\/li>\n<li>I wanna use iPad with MS-Excel and Access. Haha&#8230; they may be angry. <\/li>\n<li>organizing my comic books in an excel spreadsheet according to whats out soon, read, currently reading, and what i should read <\/li>\n<li>PS&#8230;ps, I need excel. Why won&#8217;t my pink glitter laptop come on? *sigh* <\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t want to accept these correlation coefficients, so I&#8217;m going to assume, instead, that Excel&#8217;s messing with me. <\/li>\n<li>Trying to explain to ebay that I&#8217;m not a business, just a geek with an efficient excel spreadsheet <\/li>\n<li>Now writing test for Functions and Models tomorrow. Letting students use Excel on it. Makes question-writing tricky. <\/li>\n<li>it isn&#8217;t ur mom&#8217;s lemonade stand. Aidan wants a business so I&#8217;m teaching him to plan his budget in Excel. At 9, he&#8217;s in love w\/spreadsheets! <\/li>\n<li>So far haven&#8217;t found a browser-based spreadsheet that even comes close to the usability of Excel. <\/li>\n<li>What did I accomplish at work today?&#8230;I figured out some excel formulas and perfected using 2 twitter apps simultaneously #win <\/li>\n<li>Dear Excel chart: I know you don&#8217;t want to, but I WILL turn you into something one CAN understand. <\/li>\n<li>i am way too impatient to use a computer&#8230; was trying forever to get an excel sheet open, well now i have 10 of them open \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>Did I mention how much I love Excel yet today? I love sorting and totalling without need of slide rule or abacus. <\/li>\n<li>this morning: devastation over manager&#8217;s suggestion to move to PC for metrics work. searing hatred towards excel for Mac. <\/li>\n<li>Today&#8217;s achievement- I learnt how to create a stacked and clustered chart together on excel! <\/li>\n<li>my love of excel is a sickness. or a &quot;strength&quot; if you are looking at a performance review. <\/li>\n<li>forget 5 year plans. I&#8217;m trying to make a 7 DAY plan that I&#8217;ll actually stick to. Hopefully the colorful excel spreadsheet will help. <\/li>\n<li>Plus, couldn&#8217;t one dude with Microsoft Excel collect everybody&#8217;s info if the Census were electronic? No need for &quot;Census jobs&quot;&#8230; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Cluster Stack Chart\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/Excel-Addins-Charts-Cluster.html\">Cluster Stack Chart<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Could one guy with Microsoft Excel really compile all the USA census data? Interesting concept, but even in Excel 2007 he&#8217;d run out of rows pretty quickly. Anyway, I want one of those pink glitter laptops. I&#8217;m pretty sure that would make me more efficient. I want a job that I get to play with &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/04\/12\/excel-twitters-20100412\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20100412&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-336","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/336","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=336"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/336\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}