{"id":3364,"date":"2018-02-09T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2018-02-09T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3364"},"modified":"2018-02-16T00:35:22","modified_gmt":"2018-02-16T05:35:22","slug":"excel-twitter-20180209","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2018\/02\/09\/excel-twitter-20180209\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20180209"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Valentine&#8217;s Day is coming up next week, so use your Excel skills to impress your sweetheart. Or, make a car out of cardboard, and fill it with cheesy jokes. Whatever works for you!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/twitter20180209b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/twitter20180209b_thumb.png\" border=\"0\" height=\"200\" alt=\"Google answers all my Excel questions \" width=\"396\" title=\"Google answers all my Excel questions \" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px\"><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>EXCEL, WHY WON&#8217;T YOU MAKE THE NUMBERS WORK?<\/li>\n<li>excel will never be a breeze. ever. and just when you think you\u2019re fine someone will ask you to make a pivot table agh<\/li>\n<li>Me: Taking an Advanced Excel course would probably be beneficial in my current line of work.*enrolls in a Dino Paleobiology course instead*<\/li>\n<li>This girl at work was like, &#8220;any excuse to make an excel spreadsheet, I&#8217;m gonna do it&#8221;. I&#8217;ve never related to anyone more.<\/li>\n<li>You know what I use? Excel. I know it\u2019s old school but nothing ever beats Excel. I\u2019ve got pivot tables, can create charts, etc. And it doesn\u2019t call or email me<\/li>\n<li>Swear I spend half my life Googling how to do things in Excel and I work in IT<\/li>\n<li>Excel formulas are infuriating, primitive nonsense&#8230; but so satisfying when they work. It&#8217;s like building a functioning car out of cardboard.<\/li>\n<li>Does anyone else get really excited when they learn a new Microsoft Excel formula that makes your work life 1000x easier? #corporatelife<\/li>\n<li>Is it considered job security if you get random emails asking to help do excel stuff for people in all departments of your work?<\/li>\n<li>ProTip: If you try to pivot a 149MB #Excel document, a man from @Office will literally drop in to your location via drone and laugh at you.<\/li>\n<li>I just had one of those old school &#8220;Excel Ate My Homework&#8221; crashes, whew. Like, that work is GONE gone.<\/li>\n<li>Me: Should I wear this to the bar?Roommate: Nothing says I can work a mean Excel spreadsheet like a quarter zip sweater.<\/li>\n<li>I started hiding cheesy jokes in excel files everyone hates using at work. A month later, someone finally found one &#8211; it was much appreciated<\/li>\n<li>The geeky strategy guy at work did things with Excel yesterday that are &#8211; frankly &#8211; supernatural and now I fancy him.<\/li>\n<li>My life is a mixture of Pivot Tables, weird excel formulas and sadness<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">EXCEL, WHY WON&#8217;T YOU MAKE THE NUMBERS WORK?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>\u2014 Jos\u00e9 (@_NoWay_Jose) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_NoWay_Jose\/status\/960932167298797568?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 6, 2018<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">excel will never be a breeze. ever. and just when you think you\u2019re fine someone will ask you to make a pivot table agh <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/RgzpXBJEmA\">https:\/\/t.co\/RgzpXBJEmA<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>\u2014 foyinsola \u2728 (@foyinog) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/foyinog\/status\/959330813384052737?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 2, 2018<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Me: Taking an Advanced Excel course would probably be beneficial in my current line of work.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>*enrolls in a Dino Paleobiology course instead*<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jes (@AtomicJes) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AtomicJes\/status\/961356653474889728?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 7, 2018<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">This girl at work was like, &#8220;any excuse to make an excel spreadsheet, I&#8217;m gonna do it&#8221;. I&#8217;ve never related to anyone more.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>\u2014 cassidy (@CassidyShumaker) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CassidyShumaker\/status\/959784801619398656?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 3, 2018<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">You know what I use? Excel. I know it\u2019s old school but nothing ever beats Excel. I\u2019ve got pivot tables, can create charts, etc. And it doesn\u2019t call or email me<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\"><p>\u2014 Chief Mom Officer (@LizOfficer) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LizOfficer\/status\/960823520816238597?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 6, 2018<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Swear I spend half my life Googling how to do things in Excel and I work in IT<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>\u2014 Liv Tomlinson (@Livt18) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Livt18\/status\/961598925676449793?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 8, 2018<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Excel formulas are infuriating, primitive nonsense&#8230; but so satisfying when they work. It&#8217;s like building a functioning car out of cardboard.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>\u2014 Brent Ellison (@pulsemeat) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pulsemeat\/status\/960898577001168896?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 6, 2018<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Does anyone else get really excited when they learn a new Microsoft Excel formula that makes your work life 1000x easier? <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/corporatelife?src=hash&#038;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#corporatelife<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>\u2014 Lindsey Lazarte (@Lindseyruns) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Lindseyruns\/status\/961275967942680577?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 7, 2018<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Is it considered job security if you get random emails asking to help do excel stuff for people in all departments of your work?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>\u2014 John the Ryu Narum (@EyeconicOrient) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/EyeconicOrient\/status\/960943693669830656?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 6, 2018<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">ProTip: If you try to pivot a 149MB <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Excel?src=hash&#038;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#Excel<\/a> document, a man from <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Office?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@Office<\/a> will literally drop in to your location via drone and laugh at you.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>\u2014 Malia (@heymally) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/heymally\/status\/959118656646021120?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 1, 2018<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I just had one of those old school &#8220;Excel Ate My Homework&#8221; crashes, whew. Like, that work is GONE gone.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>\u2014 Vicky Harp (@vickyharp) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/vickyharp\/status\/961389708008927233?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 8, 2018<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Me: Should I wear this to the bar?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>Roommate: Nothing says I can work a mean Excel spreadsheet like a quarter zip sweater.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Cole Tippit (@ColeTippit) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ColeTippit\/status\/961061983201255425?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 7, 2018<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I started hiding cheesy jokes in excel files everyone hates using at work. A month later, someone finally found one &#8211; it was much appreciated<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>\u2014 Alex (@alexcarlton) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/alexcarlton\/status\/959491455822778368?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 2, 2018<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">The geeky strategy guy at work did things with Excel yesterday that are &#8211; frankly &#8211; supernatural and now I fancy him.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>\u2014 bluesoup (@bluesoup) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bluesoup\/status\/959346367687782400?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 2, 2018<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">My life is a mixture of Pivot Tables, weird excel formulas and sadness<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>\u2014 Jos\u00e9 Arambula (@Pipearambula) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Pipearambula\/status\/959232308250316800?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 2, 2018<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>______________________________________<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/twitter20180209a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/twitter20180209a_thumb.png\" border=\"0\" height=\"396\" alt=\"Google answers all my Excel questions http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" title=\"Google answers all my Excel questions http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px\"><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n<\/script>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_NoWay_Jose\/status\/960932167298797568\">Jos\u00e9<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/foyinog\/status\/959330813384052737\">foyinsola <\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AtomicJes\/status\/961356653474889728\">Jes<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CassidyShumaker\/status\/959784801619398656\">cassidy<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_\/status\/960774629127311361\">Chief Mom Officer<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Livt18\/status\/961598925676449793\">Liv Tomlinson<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pulsemeat\/status\/960898577001168896\">Brent Ellison<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Lindseyruns\/status\/961275967942680577\">Lindsey Lazarte<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/EyeconicOrient\/status\/960943693669830656\">John the Ryu Narum<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/heymally\/status\/959118656646021120\">Malia<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/vickyharp\/status\/961389708008927233\">Vicky Harp<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ColeTippit\/status\/961061983201255425\">Cole Tippit<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/alexcarlton\/status\/959491455822778368\">Alex<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bluesoup\/status\/959346367687782400\">bluesoup<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Pipearambula\/status\/959232308250316800\">Jos\u00e9 Arambula<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Valentine&#8217;s Day is coming up next week, so use your Excel skills to impress your sweetheart. 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