{"id":337,"date":"2010-04-13T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-13T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/04\/13\/excel-twitters-20100413\/"},"modified":"2010-04-13T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-04-13T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitters-20100413","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/04\/13\/excel-twitters-20100413\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20100413"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Penguins are cute, but I wouldn&#8217;t trust one with my Excel formulas, even if it only cost $5. A smart 5-year-old might be a better choice.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Do #youremember life before Excel and MS word?? <\/li>\n<li>Ok, I&#8217;ve decide to open source this old code that I built during my Masters study. A CPU scheduler built with Microsoft Excel 97. <\/li>\n<li>My 5 year old knows excel better than my boss. #justsaying <\/li>\n<li>Hey new Excel, you&#8217;re right, I totally don&#8217;t need a Personal Macro Workbook. Wait, yes I do. And u won&#8217;t let me create one? #dienewexcel <\/li>\n<li>If everything was removed from the MS Office Suite except just Visio and Excel, it would be amazing how much actual work would get done. <\/li>\n<li>is up to my hip boots in Advanced Excel formulas today. Woohoo!! Love it! <\/li>\n<li>Outlook, Word &amp; Excel don&#8217;t want to work this morning. But my web browser does. How convenient \ud83d\ude09 <\/li>\n<li>Productive day for me. Gonna make a world cup chart in Excel. <\/li>\n<li>staring at excel tables. snooze mode. <\/li>\n<li>Latest sign of being a business major: I made an excel spreadsheet to calculate NPV of my choices in a video game. <\/li>\n<li>So I was trying to be all cool and made an intense #excel spreadsheet and I locked the worksheet.. now I can&#8217;t remember the password&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Great News! my hw is now due next Sunday! Thank goodness! because i have no clue how to do it! stupid Excel functions <\/li>\n<li>starting the week with a 99cent superb everything bagel &#8211; not too shabby. impending excel spreadsheet &#8211; very shabby. <\/li>\n<li>Stupid date and time in excel&#8230;you think it&#8217;d be the easiest but you&#8217;d be wrong. <\/li>\n<li>I hate doing sales reports when the other admin can sit there and do nothing because she doesn&#8217;t know how to use Excel #newsfromthecube <\/li>\n<li>Been working for a global multinational company for nearly 8 months, and have found they run on excel. Am now an excel god, how dull is that <\/li>\n<li>Great, my excel won&#8217;t import the template. So much for doing homework. <\/li>\n<li>fancypenguins will write excel formula\/spreadsheet for whatever you need. for $5. <\/li>\n<li>Can I lodge a complaint of bullying against Excel? Also Excel and Outlook are ganging up on me. It&#8217;s making for a hostile work environment. <\/li>\n<li>i&#8217;ve been excel-spreadsheeting for just about 6 hours. who knew it took this long to be productive? <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Data Entry Tips\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlDataEntry01.html\">Excel Data Entry Tips<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Penguins are cute, but I wouldn&#8217;t trust one with my Excel formulas, even if it only cost $5. A smart 5-year-old might be a better choice. Do #youremember life before Excel and MS word?? Ok, I&#8217;ve decide to open source this old code that I built during my Masters study. A CPU scheduler built with &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/04\/13\/excel-twitters-20100413\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20100413&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=337"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}