{"id":338,"date":"2010-04-14T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-14T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/04\/14\/excel-twitters-20100414\/"},"modified":"2010-04-14T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2010-04-14T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitters-20100414","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/04\/14\/excel-twitters-20100414\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20100414"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>According to yesterday&#8217;s tweets, Excel drives you to beer, alcohol and cookies, with the occasional pie explosion. Is anyone surprised? And those estimates on the number of cells in a worksheet don&#8217;t look right to me. Maybe those tweeters have a special version of Excel.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>People using excel still have to know basic math. Pretty charts don&#8217;t make up for your lack of understanding what they mean. <\/li>\n<li>Excel spreadsheets are sapping the very will to live. Who invented this unspeakable hell?? <\/li>\n<li>Just figured out how to put a hyperlink into an excel spreadsheet. I&#8217;m on FIRE today. <\/li>\n<li>behind every fashionable girl is an amazing spreadsheet. I also spent hours od my life in excel \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>Slowly learning what software NOT to use: DON&#8217;T use Excel for delicate numerics, DON&#8217;T use R for simulation, DON&#8217;T use Matlab for symbolics! <\/li>\n<li>Tried the fancy app for tracking mileage on my Blackberry Curve. Experiment over. Going old school&#8211;hello, Excel spreadsheet! <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve been in an excel spreadsheet for about five hours today. The same spreadsheet. The EXACT same spreadsheet. Sigh. <\/li>\n<li>Sign you may need Excel Anonymous: pasting a block of text into an XLS file then attaching it to an email. #excel #addiction <\/li>\n<li>Magnificently, there is an Excel chart type called &quot;Pie Explosion&quot;. <\/li>\n<li>chief excel officer is purna duggirala&#8217;s designation &quot;selecting right chart for ur data&quot; wonder what that means #techedindia <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m going cross-eyed between these endless excel sheets of vendors&#8230;is it too early for a beer? :oP <\/li>\n<li>Worked all day on updating our karaoke library. Excel spreadsheets &#8211; my eyeballs hurt! <\/li>\n<li>I just learnt that the most amount of cells available on an Excel Workbook is 4,278,190,080. Don&#8217;t believe me, count &#8217;em! <\/li>\n<li>For those who were wondering: I just did the math and there are 16,711,680 cells in an Excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>My life is run by Outlook and Excel. Microsoft owns me. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m at work. Ready to start the day and I see my nemesis Excel is here to taunt me. Play nice, Tuesday. Play nice! <\/li>\n<li>The times have changed. I spent 75% of my day baking cookies. 6 mths ago I would spend 75% doing nothing &amp; 25% staring at Excel spreadsheets <\/li>\n<li>Microsoft Excel&#8230;you wait 2 hours to tell me there is a problem with my spreadsheet??!? Thanks for wasting my entire afternoon. You suck. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m glad it isn&#8217;t too late to find alcohol &#8211; the way this Excel import code is going. GrandSlam is still open, and only a 1km walk away! <\/li>\n<li>I can edit video and manipulate photos on this iMac G5, but pasting into an Excel spreadsheet takes more computing power than Apollo 11. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Data Entry Tips\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlDataEntry01.html\">Excel Data Entry Tips<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>According to yesterday&#8217;s tweets, Excel drives you to beer, alcohol and cookies, with the occasional pie explosion. Is anyone surprised? And those estimates on the number of cells in a worksheet don&#8217;t look right to me. Maybe those tweeters have a special version of Excel. People using excel still have to know basic math. 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