{"id":3388,"date":"2018-03-02T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2018-03-02T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3388"},"modified":"2018-03-01T14:40:02","modified_gmt":"2018-03-01T19:40:02","slug":"excel-tweets-roundup-20180302","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2018\/03\/02\/excel-tweets-roundup-20180302\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Tweets Roundup 20180302"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Can you work on Excel files early in the morning, or is Sunday afternoon a better time? Either way, be careful that your brain doesn&#8217;t melt, and take a nap, if you need one.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/twitter20180302b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"When Excel makes your brain melt \" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/twitter20180302b_thumb.png\" alt=\"When Excel makes your brain melt \" width=\"396\" height=\"200\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>If I were locked in a room and told my life depended on me being able to work excel or not id be dead in minutes, nay, seconds<\/li>\n<li>i am naming the sheets in this excel workbook and i&#8217;ve named the one with all the raw data on it &#8220;Data Tartare&#8221; and i am very pleased<\/li>\n<li>Knowing how to work excel doesn\u2019t make me like spreadsheets anymore than I did before smh<\/li>\n<li>The first of the month means I get to update all my excel spreadsheets, both for work and home! #simplepleasures<\/li>\n<li>If I was able to use the time when I was waiting for excel at work, to draft, I&#8217;d manage to write&#8230; say like 5 novels.Each week. Pretty sure those numbers are accurate.<\/li>\n<li>Don\u2019t call yourself a virgo unless you\u2019ve exported a whatsapp group chat to excel and made a pivot chart to see who contributes the most<\/li>\n<li>i use excel daily at work. i still say the alphabet song in my head when i need to remember the order of letters HIKJ and VUTW<\/li>\n<li>I\u2019ve spent way too much of this Sunday afternoon fighting with an Excel workbook<\/li>\n<li>Why do I work a job that involves so much math and so many excel spreadsheets so early in the morning?<\/li>\n<li>As I watch Excel grind to a halt while running some macros, I should probably work on something else. Or take a lunch break. Maybe a nap&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>If you can&#8217;t show me the proper use of a pivot table I&#8217;m not endorsing you for Excel on LinkedIn<\/li>\n<li>You know when you&#8217;re absolutely crushing an excel spreadsheet at work and then you stare at it too long and all of a sudden everything you did looks wrong and your brain starts melting?<\/li>\n<li>I feel like I should have a fourth Masters degree. In making excel charts. I certainly do it enough. And yet, pivot charts continue to piss me off daily. I hate pivot charts.<\/li>\n<li>I love that Excel keeps legacy features in the new versions. It just wouldn&#8217;t be excel if it didn&#8217;t randomly crash on you.<\/li>\n<li>I figured out what was happening in excel. I&#8217;m sorry I got mad at you excel I love you<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">If I were locked in a room and told my life depended on me being able to work excel or not id be dead in minutes, nay, seconds<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 gib (@meghanoconnnell) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/meghanoconnnell\/status\/968753940488687616?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 28, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">i am naming the sheets in this excel workbook and i&#8217;ve named the one with all the raw data on it &#8220;Data Tartare&#8221; and i am very pleased<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jay! (@jayackley) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jayackley\/status\/968520950034640896?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 27, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Knowing how to work excel doesn\u2019t make me like spreadsheets anymore than I did before smh<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 jaylynn (@__tikva) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/__tikva\/status\/968198061167202304?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 26, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">The first of the month means I get to update all my excel spreadsheets, both for work and home! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/simplepleasures?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#simplepleasures<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Lisa (@LisaCRichard) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LisaCRichard\/status\/969219587215634433?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 1, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">If I was able to use the time when I was waiting for excel at work, to draft, I&#8217;d manage to write&#8230; say like 5 novels.<br \/>\nEach week.<br \/>\nPretty sure those numbers are accurate.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Agrippina The Younger (@ClareAgrippina) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ClareAgrippina\/status\/968292742672539648?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 27, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Don\u2019t call yourself a virgo unless you\u2019ve exported a whatsapp group chat to excel and made a pivot chart to see who contributes the most<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 cassia (@cassia_rei) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/cassia_rei\/status\/967172211554611201?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 23, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">i use excel daily at work. i still say the alphabet song in my head when i need to remember the order of letters HIKJ and VUTW<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 synth cabin prospector (@tinyravebackpak) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tinyravebackpak\/status\/969246409420570624?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 1, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I\u2019ve spent way too much of this Sunday afternoon fighting with an Excel workbook<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Awkward Turtle (@isnotjenforce) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/isnotjenforce\/status\/967901779345248256?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 25, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Why do I work a job that involves so much math and so many excel spreadsheets so early in the morning?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Hachi @ Always Tired (@HachiNelson) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HachiNelson\/status\/968525660334575616?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 27, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">As I watch Excel grind to a halt while running some macros, I should probably work on something else. Or take a lunch break. Maybe a nap&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Chris@Sekai Project (@shinikenshi) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/shinikenshi\/status\/968952682617556993?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 28, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">If you can&#8217;t show me the proper use of a pivot table I&#8217;m not endorsing you for Excel on LinkedIn<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Kevin Korn (@KornyKev) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KornyKev\/status\/969209663857160193?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 1, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">You know when you&#8217;re absolutely crushing an excel spreadsheet at work and then you stare at it too long and all of a sudden everything you did looks wrong and your brain starts melting?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Katie Alifimoff (@KatieAlifimoff) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KatieAlifimoff\/status\/968254052743204865?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 26, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I feel like I should have a fourth Masters degree. In making excel charts. I certainly do it enough.<\/p>\n<p>And yet, pivot charts continue to piss me off daily. I hate pivot charts.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Alison Faye (@alisonfaye) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/alisonfaye\/status\/968891044111765507?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 28, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I love that Excel keeps legacy features in the new versions. It just wouldn&#8217;t be excel if it didn&#8217;t randomly crash on you.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Pau Pilikia (@GOMPtiki) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GOMPtiki\/status\/968551080731684864?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 27, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I figured out what was happening in excel. I&#8217;m sorry I got mad at you excel I love you<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Andy (@AnAndyAnyone) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AnAndyAnyone\/status\/969227731979460609?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 1, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/twitter20180302a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"When Excel makes your brain melt http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/twitter20180302a_thumb.png\" alt=\"When Excel makes your brain melt http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"396\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/meghanoconnnell\/status\/968753940488687616\">gib<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_\/status\/968215572298305538\">Jay!<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/__tikva\/status\/968198061167202304\">jaylynn<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LisaCRichard\/status\/969219587215634433\">Lisa<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ClareAgrippina\/status\/968292742672539648\">Agrippina The Younger<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/cassia_rei\/status\/967172211554611201\">cassia<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tinyravebackpak\/status\/969246409420570624\">synth cabin prospector<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/isnotjenforce\/status\/967901779345248256\">Awkward Turtle<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HachiNelson\/status\/968525660334575616\">Hachi @ Always Tired <\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/shinikenshi\/status\/968952682617556993\">Chris@Sekai Project<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KornyKev\/status\/969209663857160193\">Kevin Korn<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KatieAlifimoff\/status\/968254052743204865\">Katie Alifimoff<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/alisonfaye\/status\/968891044111765507\">Alison Faye<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GOMPtiki\/status\/968551080731684864\">Pau Pilikia<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AnAndyAnyone\/status\/969227731979460609\">Andy<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Can you work on Excel files early in the morning, or is Sunday afternoon a better time? 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