{"id":3396,"date":"2018-03-09T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2018-03-09T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3396"},"modified":"2018-03-08T13:38:31","modified_gmt":"2018-03-08T18:38:31","slug":"excel-tweets-roundup-20180309","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2018\/03\/09\/excel-tweets-roundup-20180309\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Tweets Roundup 20180309"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Have you Index Matched your whole life, or are you busy killing Excel? Would you be cooler if you got an Excel tattoo, and should <a title=\"Bill Jelen (Mr. Excel)\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MrExcel\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Bill Jelen<\/a> (Mr. Excel) get one too?<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/twitter20180309b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"What drinks go well with Excel? \" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/twitter20180309b_thumb.png\" alt=\"What drinks go well with Excel? \" width=\"396\" height=\"200\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I swear formulas in Excel work when they feel like it<\/li>\n<li>Turns out my Excel trainer this morning has a tattoo of the Excel logo that he gets updated every time a new one comes out. I think this must be peak geek.<\/li>\n<li>Making a gantt chart thing in Excel is, while probably not the best use of my time, surprisingly engaging.<\/li>\n<li>A good day at work bc I can finally sleep at night knowing that my &#8220;proficient at excel&#8221; on LinkedIn is no longer a lie, I definitely have an opinion on vlookup and it&#8217;s &#8220;why even bother&#8221;, LET ME INDEX MATCH YOUR WHOLE LIFE<\/li>\n<li>There\u2019s something so satisfying about making a complex Excel formula work the way you want it to #JustAccountingThings<\/li>\n<li>\u201cSo Miranda,\u201d you ask, \u201chow many times have you gotten yourself stuck in an endless loop that resulted in needing to kill excel today?\u201d \u201cFour,\u201d I reply with dead eyes, \u201cand I\u2019ve only been at work for 15 minutes.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>God bless people who like to code or play with Excel. You are the new plumbers of society.<\/li>\n<li>You know you are a true nerd when you wake up excited to get into work to crunch more sales data into an excel spreadsheet and fancy it up. #MicrosoftExcelisLife<\/li>\n<li>if teenage kyle could see how quickly current kyle could put together a chart in excel he\u2019d be like \u201cbro you\u2019re fricken lame\u201d<\/li>\n<li>When you&#8217;re just about to leave work to catch the bus and realise there&#8217;s a mistake in a formula on your Excel spreadsheet&#8230; This isn&#8217;t the life I dreamed of as a child.<\/li>\n<li>Life&#8217;s hard, but work is harder if Excel&#8217;s gonna crash on you.<\/li>\n<li>Well this escape room is terrible. Dull theme, it&#8217;s 8.5 hours long, all the puzzles are based in excel and &#8211; oh no wait, I&#8217;m just back at work.<\/li>\n<li>I found the end of my excel worksheet&#8230;this does not make me happy.<\/li>\n<li>if you make me listen to country music at work don&#8217;t be surprised when your excel files start getting mysteriously corrupted<\/li>\n<li>tonights excel work is sponsored by a large glass of Highland Park 12 year<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I swear formulas in Excel work when they feel like it<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 actually, idc. \u200d\u2640\ufe0f (@MyLifeAsJ) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MyLifeAsJ\/status\/971037880415072260?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 6, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Turns out my Excel trainer this morning has a tattoo of the Excel logo that he gets updated every time a new one comes out. I think this must be peak geek.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Charlie (@craftybeeress) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/craftybeeress\/status\/971686030771478529?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 8, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Making a gantt chart thing in Excel is, while probably not the best use of my time, surprisingly engaging.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Israel C Evans (@israelcevans) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/israelcevans\/status\/969332658550419456?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 1, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">A good day at work bc I can finally sleep at night knowing that my &#8220;proficient at excel&#8221; on LinkedIn is no longer a lie, I definitely have an opinion on vlookup and it&#8217;s &#8220;why even bother&#8221;, LET ME INDEX MATCH YOUR WHOLE LIFE<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 HM (@babbikale) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/babbikale\/status\/971151400938950656?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 6, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">There\u2019s something so satisfying about making a complex Excel formula work the way you want it to <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/JustAccountingThings?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#JustAccountingThings<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Byron Downen (@b_downen323) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/b_downen323\/status\/971601877107437569?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 8, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">\u201cSo Miranda,\u201d you ask, \u201chow many times have you gotten yourself stuck in an endless loop that resulted in needing to kill excel today?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFour,\u201d I reply with dead eyes, \u201cand I\u2019ve only been at work for 15 minutes.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Miranda [\u02c8j\u025b\u02d0\u0261\u0250] (@Jaegerx7) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Jaegerx7\/status\/971013066912546816?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 6, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">God bless people who like to code or play with Excel. You are the new plumbers of society.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Bipolar Style (@BipolarStyle) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BipolarStyle\/status\/971117389919092737?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 6, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">You know you are a true nerd when you wake up excited to get into work to crunch more sales data into an excel spreadsheet and fancy it up. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/MicrosoftExcelisLife?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#MicrosoftExcelisLife<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 ellie wierzgacz (@PriesEllie) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PriesEllie\/status\/971352683063005185?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 7, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">if teenage kyle could see how quickly current kyle could put together a chart in excel he\u2019d be like \u201cbro you\u2019re fricken lame\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 k (@cylekarmack) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/cylekarmack\/status\/971498052627427329?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 7, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">When you&#8217;re just about to leave work to catch the bus and realise there&#8217;s a mistake in a formula on your Excel spreadsheet&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>This isn&#8217;t the life I dreamed of as a child.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Brian Harris (@harrisimo) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/harrisimo\/status\/971089640001277952?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 6, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Life&#8217;s hard, but work is harder if Excel&#8217;s gonna crash on you.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Des \u9ec4 (@huangdesiree) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/huangdesiree\/status\/970834397975912448?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 6, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Well this escape room is terrible. Dull theme, it&#8217;s 8.5 hours long, all the puzzles are based in excel and &#8211; oh no wait, I&#8217;m just back at work.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Escape Room Artist (@EscapeRoomArt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/EscapeRoomArt\/status\/970988101261766656?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 6, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I found the end of my excel worksheet&#8230;this does not make me happy.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Tranquile\u270c\ufe0f\u262f\ufe0f\u270a (@Y8D5official) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Y8D5official\/status\/971069222997590019?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 6, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">if you make me listen to country music at work don&#8217;t be surprised when your excel files start getting mysteriously corrupted<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Fresh Newlook (@fresh_newlook) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/fresh_newlook\/status\/970667172778401792?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 5, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">tonights excel work is sponsored by a large glass of Highland Park 12 year<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Sir Ben (@therunningdaduk) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/therunningdaduk\/status\/971100998591746048?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 6, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>______________________________________<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/twitter20180309a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"What drinks go well with Excel? http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/twitter20180309a_thumb.png\" alt=\"What drinks go well with Excel? http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"396\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MyLifeAsJ\/status\/971037880415072260\">actually, idc. <\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/craftybeeress\/status\/971686030771478529\">Charlie<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/israelcevans\/status\/969332658550419456\">Israel C Evans<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/babbikale\/status\/971151400938950656\">HM<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/b_downen323\/status\/971601877107437569\">Byron Downen<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Jaegerx7\/status\/971013066912546816\">Miranda [\u02c8j\u025b\u02d0\u0261\u0250]<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BipolarStyle\/status\/971117389919092737\">Bipolar Style<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PriesEllie\/status\/971352683063005185\">ellie wierzgacz<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/cylekarmack\/status\/971498052627427329\">k<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/harrisimo\/status\/971089640001277952\">Brian Harris<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/huangdesiree\/status\/970834397975912448\">Des \u9ec4<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/EscapeRoomArt\/status\/970988101261766656\">Escape Room Artist<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Y8D5official\/status\/971069222997590019\">Tranquile<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/fresh_newlook\/status\/970667172778401792\">Fresh Newlook<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/therunningdaduk\/status\/971100998591746048\">Sir Ben<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you Index Matched your whole life, or are you busy killing Excel? 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